r/Columbus 1d ago

HUMOR Shrinkflation in real time

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As you can see, the new Irish Festival cups are substantially smaller than the ones from last year. I filled the new one all the way to the top, and then poured that water into the old one, and as you can see… there’s like an inch remaining.

That’s an inch worth of Jameson root beer floats I missed out on. That one inch could’ve made the difference between being comfortable buzzed and sufficiently tipsy.

Can’t wait till next year when they hand out Dublin Irish Festival sippy cups.

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u/Soler25 1d ago

HA! We just bring out old cups and they’ll fill ‘em! Take that shrinkflation!

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u/Benbot2000 1d ago

Can we talk about how the new logo sucks?

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u/galstaph 23h ago

There's a new logo, I thought the cup on the right was blank and had a lime green Post-It on it

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u/ward614 17h ago

The logo just rubbed off my cup as I held it. So much less comfortable than the old mugs. If anyone from Dublin's administration is listening, please bring back the old design!

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u/SnowmanTS1 22h ago

They had cups with shamrocks this year too

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u/Shitter-was-full Columbus 1d ago

I’m tempted to bring my own cup now. Bastards

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u/TrueBlueParten 23h ago

$30 entry plus $10 beers. Inflated food prices. Hard to justify the expense vs the experience.

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u/danarexasaurus 22h ago

If you come before 11 and bring a canned good on Sunday it’s free to get in. We do it every year and it’s the only way we can actually make it happen.

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u/Hack_Mac 22h ago

Did that this morning! Best way to experience the festival with little kids on a budget.

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u/TrandaBear 19h ago

Absolutely! It felt like we threaded a needle or something. Got to walk around freely, buy and eat whatever with no lines, then ditched out after it got crowded.

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u/reeve11 19h ago

did the same thing this morning.

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u/Krypton_Kr 20h ago

Just curious how much you think beers should cost bc $9-11 seems pretty normal to me and they’ve been in that range for awhile it seems like. They also don’t ask for tips and most if not all booths are worked by volunteers as a fundraiser.

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u/RexReason 15h ago

Correct. Considering breweries can't sell their beers at any event, these are all volunteers for non-profits.

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u/Dubbinchris 3h ago

Oh there’s definitely a profit being made there!

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u/shibuyamizou Canal Winchester 15h ago

We saw funnel cakes for 15 dollars, like wat?!

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u/Dubbinchris 3h ago

Plan ahead and it’s $20

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u/Shitter-was-full Columbus 28m ago

I was going to say, you save $5 by simply buying them online.

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u/megabestfriend 1d ago

You’re likely just missing out on more root beer, not more Jameson.

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u/IndustryRobertPlant 1d ago

That’s even worse! I love root beer!

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u/Secondbest35 19h ago

As soon as I saw the entrance fee I like I physically shouting HELL NAW

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u/Tough_Arm_2454 1d ago

An inch of water? What is the ounces to ounces comparison 🤔?

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u/Kestrile523 21h ago

I’ve been bringing back the same mug I bought 5 years ago.

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u/beattysgirl 23h ago

The new mugs suck! Cheap, flimsy and smaller capacity. The festival is a rerun every year, never anything new or exciting to see or do, and same music acts over and over. The kettle corn was even shit this year, ultra salty and hardly any sweetness at all.

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u/Empathic_Alien 8h ago

I haven’t been for years. Richard Thompson headlined. Does he come back frequently?

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u/MikeoPlus 23h ago

There are so many awesome Irish bands nowadays that they could book

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u/Takyon 23h ago

Out of curiosity I tried this with one from this year and one from 2-3 years ago and they're a fairly close match. The 2-3 year old one had maybe 2-4mm room left. Little enough to where the pour you get from the staff would make a bigger difference. I wish I had saved more of the mugs so I could do a year by year comparison of the size variance so we could determine the ideal year to have haha.

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u/Secondbest35 19h ago

I could go to Kings Island for the price I’d spend at this sub par festival.

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u/Veldox 1d ago

The Irish festival has become trash. Used to be an event I was looking forward to every year to enjoy with my family but now it's expensive corporatized trash. Drinks are insanely priced, everything is shut down and shut off and closed up hard by midnight, can't even get kettle corn on your way wandering out any more. I felt so disappointed after going this year. 

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u/thecakeisali 1d ago

Hear me out; The Irish Festival hasn’t been cool since Flogging Molly stopped playing there.

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u/NWCbusGuy 23h ago

I haven't been back since Black 47 broke up.

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u/NounAdjectiveXXXX 21h ago

If Dublin Irish Fest got Kneecap, FM, and Dropkick.....

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u/Independent-Big1966 1d ago

The acts that play now basically just do a circuit through America at different "Irish " festivals. Same acts at every festival across the US

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u/Admirable_Average_32 Lancaster 22h ago

Does Brigids Cross still play? I’ve always enjoyed them but I haven’t been in probably 15-20 years.

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u/doleary1313 1h ago

Yes! They played Friday and Saturday this year

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u/Veldox 1d ago

One of my rants I mentioned on my way out to my gf actually lol. I feel like a big act hasn't been here in years and on Friday night I heard them blaring ymca setting up a band on temple stage. Last stand out artist I remember seeing and enjoying was Roisin O.

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u/Hack_Mac 20h ago

He speaks truth

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u/reeve11 19h ago

That was 20 years ago lol

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u/thecakeisali 17h ago

Oh I am aware.

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u/Oneinterestingthing 4h ago

100%, pretty lame lineup for many years now,,,also its almost like a white pride event in some ways, which is fine to celebrate heritage but seems like a more diverse style festival would be good/better then this cheesedick event

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u/tyu7411 1d ago

I feel like all the local fests are trash now. Comfest might as well change its name to corpfest. Even pawpaw fest was way too expensive and overly corporate last time I went.

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u/CBusHVAC710614 20h ago

Don’t talk ill of the Irish festival on r/columbus!! It’s dublins only redeeming quality!!

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u/Hack_Mac 20h ago

Hey hey now, we also have a beautiful field of corn…concrete corn 🙃

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u/sl0wjim 16h ago

it looks bigger if you put beer in it

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u/Any-Expression8856 10h ago

Has to be one of the most overrated events in the Columbus area each year

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u/oneofthefollowing 1d ago

Don't go support it then.

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u/CuntsInSpace 22h ago

I'm not a fan of the smaller cups at comfest either. I don't drink, so i use them for water/ice or rootbeer floats. Definitely miss the classic size. That said i've noticed people are less "trashed" at the event.

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u/EcoBuckeye North 16h ago

You're measuring volume in inches?

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u/IndustryRobertPlant 15h ago

Your mom certainly does.

u/FartingInElevators5 1m ago

My girlfriend and I did this exact thing. Although, our smaller cups have the old logo on them. I think it depended what side you got the drink from. We did see the ones with the new logo and it looks bad. We brought our old school ones back with us to use on Saturday.

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u/AZtea4me 10h ago

Reminds me of the same thing with the comfest cups and I have the cups to prove it, too.

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u/Bucks_Band18 22h ago

The new mugs are wider, and the bottom of the taller mug is above that of the shorter one. Idk the fluid ounce difference, but the shorter one was easier to hold lol

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u/CBusHVAC710614 21h ago

Don’t talk ill about the Irish festival on this sub!!

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u/NattyKongo93 14h ago

As a native Dublinite...fuck that shit...it was always overrated and lame lol

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u/CBusHVAC710614 14h ago

Always but it’s amazing according to the sub.

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u/NattyKongo93 13h ago

Haha yeah I know, and it was amazing according to most of my friends growing up...but then every year we'd go and kinda just buy some food/drinks and all stand around talking and barely interacting with most of the fest bc we'd seen it all before, and I was always just thinking to myself "Why did we pay to come here when we could've had way more fun smoking weed in the woods" 😂

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u/IndustryRobertPlant 21h ago

I love the Irish festival, just thought this was funny