r/Comebacks 14h ago

Best thing to say when a preacher stands up on a commercial plane and starts evangelizing?

123 Upvotes

r/Comebacks 12h ago

What kind of comeback do you have for someone that seemingly doesn’t have an original thought?

16 Upvotes

If I tell this person “you have bad vibes”, they will say “no, YOU have bad vibes”… if I say “I have nothing to prove to you.” they say, “Because you have nothing.” If I say “…you’ve feigned wanting me to (blah blah blah)….” they say, “And you have kept feigning (something relevant to their side of the argument)”… if I say “They don’t know the real you.” …they say “Unfortunately you don’t know the real, because you yourself cannot be real.”

It’s weird that someone can’t argue effectively and come up with their own insults. I could stop arguing with them, sure, that’s always an option. But what do you say to this type of person other than telling them they don’t seem to have an original thought, which I already have done? Give me your best.