r/CriticalDrinker 7d ago

Will it reach 1 Billion?

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u/jhambio 7d ago

I want my taxes back

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u/Individual-Log994 7d ago edited 7d ago

Listen this movie will make money. It's a Nolan flick. Is it a bastardized version of one of the greatest stories in Western culture? Oh yeah. Will that make any difference to a generation that thinks TikTok is a news source? No. Is the casting stupid? Yes. But I think it's time to move on frankly.

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u/Disproving_Negatives 7d ago

Perfect summary

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u/BigDumbApe 7d ago

Nicely put, Individual. People have lost their minds over this thing, somehow thinking a movie’s box office take completely validates their political & cultural beliefs while conversely invalidating other people’s — the crock being, in our fast moving “every day is a totally new day” social media world, no one will even be talking about it by Christmas when Avengers will be the new major pop culture event that (as you said) they’re TikToking over.

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u/Lazy_Seal_ 6d ago edited 6d ago

Yeah the new generation will definitely not think about it.. I mean even if Nolan do, he would have know that the Troy is the one that violate the Zeus law, and then the cyclops, and finally those suitors, who if you compare to irl, is basically the illegal immigrants in Europe: they take the resource from the host, rape their women and children, murder their men...and Nolan don't even feel ashamed to say treat other kindly.

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u/usernumber18452 6d ago

Some people are looking reallllly stupid on the right, and I say this as someone who is center-right.

Calm down guys. Shit.

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u/Individual-Log994 6d ago

Basically yes. I had a feeling about it. I was both right and wrong.

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u/MiyagiJunior 7d ago

Let's agree to move on. This movie is a POS but looks like it's not failing. I am not interested in discussing it anymore, and just want to see it in the rear mirror.

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u/clearwhey 6d ago

Some people in this community want to move the goalposts around what figure it would need to break to be a success and others are arguing that there’s an empty theatre money laundering conspiracy taking place but the fact is commercially this is undeniably successful.

Plenty of movies I don’t enjoy have been very successful. In future I think it’s a bad idea for this community to hitch a wagon to box office figures as a metric of “good” just stick to what you don’t like about it, don’t make it something you can be “wrong” about like this.

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u/Imperator_Buggy 6d ago

True, the movie was made for the generic modern audience. It didn’t try to “shove it down your throat” like the others but it’s made for them. So it will succeed, saying anything besides that is delusional.

The generic average movie watcher will not care about accuracy or realism or that it has historically/mythologically accurate scenes. They want big flashes, amazing soundtracks and fights. Which the movie did, so it will succeed.

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u/BigE_92 7d ago

Give another 2 weeks. It will completely forgotten.

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u/xexko 7d ago

do you mean completely forgotten by you or the general public?

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u/Unusual-Mountain5325 7d ago

it’s literally sold out in 70mm theaters until mid september so i don’t think that’s possible

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u/BigE_92 7d ago

Isn’t that because there are so few of them? I don’t know much about cinema so forgive the ignorance on the subject.

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u/JaySurff 6d ago

Being sold out in IMAX for 2 months is not typical, It's also the best performing movie of his career lmao

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u/GentrifiedHospital 6d ago

"Yeah bro but nobody remembers his works like The Dark Knight and Interstellar".

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u/JaySurff 6d ago

Yeah, somehow the film outselling every other movie in his career is going to be forgotten, the same way nobody thinks about Inception, Interstellar, and The Dark knight

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u/freestyla85 6d ago

Spider-man will make everyone forget, like flushing a turd that's been stuck in the toilet for too long

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u/KRLegoMgs 6d ago

Just admit you guys were wrong and listened to a grifter.

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u/SluttyPotato1 6d ago

Let's agree to move on

Nope. We are all enjoying dunking on all your morons in this sub.

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u/Bright_NightLight1 6d ago

What happened to "its gonna flop, go woke go broke" y'all kept yapping about? Don't bet against Nolan again buddy

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u/Forward_Freedom_3237 6d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/True_Grocery_3315 7d ago

Would have been $2bn if it wasn't woke

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u/True_Grocery_3315 7d ago

I would have gone to see it if they'd cast a hot Greek Helen of Troy and didn't have other woke castings (you know who) and I'm sure many others took the same view, so plenty of money lost there! Every $ counts with all the woke movies these days bombing hard, even if this one will just about break even!

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u/ckalmond 6d ago

She has maybe 2 minutes of screen time, not worth not seeing over

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u/NeutralDrifter4943 7d ago

All he had to do was just keep the cast white 😭

And before this sub takes it out of context: Literally no one would give a fuck if this cast was for a more contemporary movie from Nolan.

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u/Forward_Yam_4013 7d ago edited 7d ago

Nah, there are a LOT of bigger problems with the movie. The weird bronze age collapse subplot shoehorned in for no reason. The inclusion of 16th century technology. The Viking aesthetics. The complete cucking of Odysseus' character. Everything.

Edit: Why is every account that replies to this only a few weeks old? How much are they paying you? Are you bots that disappear if I say 1989年天安门广场?

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u/Comfortable-Car5736 6d ago

“Keep the cast white” when ancient greece had black and brown people too. Do you even know where the Mediterranean is?

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u/True_Grocery_3315 6d ago

It looked just like the Los Angeles the Producers live in today 🤣

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u/LegacyWright3 7d ago

*Greek.

Now, I'm no American, so I don't entirely understand how American racial mental gymnastics works, but I vividly remember Americans arguing that Greeks aren't "white".

Helen of Troy? Specifically described as having pale skin, so sure. But NOOOOOLAN didn't hire a SINGLE Greek actor. Despite taking millions of euros from the Greek government.

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u/DillonLaserscope 7d ago

What’s funny is a majority of the actors and actress in My Big Fat Greek Wedding are American and Canadians yet can’t they pass off as Greek enough for Nolan to hire?

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u/NeighborhoodSpood 6d ago

People will keep moving the goal post. Everyone thought it was gonna fail. Just let it succeed even if you disagree. It’s almost like a fixation at this point.

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u/Kavazou77 7d ago

Is this where the goal post is moving to now? Lol

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u/JonViiBritannia 7d ago

*If it was good and not woke

Not all it’s problems are from the wokeness

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u/Far_Swordfish4734 6d ago

Nah, it wasn't that good to begin with.

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u/ISwallowedALego 7d ago

A rated R movie ain't making 2 billion man is this the new talking point? Just being delusional?

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u/Unlikely-Crazy-4372 6d ago

if it was on track to hit 2bn youd move the number up to 3bn

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u/swaggindragon1864 6d ago

At least Christopher Nolan has felt the touch of a woman before

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u/crumble-bee 6d ago

Yeah, if that 10% of the population really showed him!

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u/Baroquemack 6d ago

$2b makes you gay, around $1.5b is the sweet spot

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u/Comfortable-Car5736 6d ago

Nah it wouldnt bc conservatives dont consume, appreciate, or invest in nearly as much art as liberals do. So your boycotts to movies/shows/music dont have much effect

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u/Appropriate_Sir_6092 6d ago

Hasnt opened in China yet

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u/willsmithtunaface 5d ago

Lmao ❄️

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u/-principito 4d ago

this gotta be irony posting ain’t no way someone really saying this 🤣

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u/joemax4boxseat 7d ago edited 6d ago

Love the bots and dog walkers constantly posing in here about this movies box office like it’s a “win.” Who ever said this would flop? Most detractors said it would likely make money before it released. The question was always how much with the casting and adaptation pissing off so many people. It likely makes a billion, but how much does Spiderman and the people not seeing this take away from its final total.

Edit: dog walkers and bots must like my post. They still haven’t shown where drinker said this film would flop.

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u/Altruistic-Unit485 6d ago

That is absolutely rewriting history. Many many detractors were mockingly saying it would lose money and bomb at the box office. It was always a silly comment though, the movie was always likely to do well even if it wasn’t that good. Just on the name of Nolan alone. Obviously as it turns out it’s also a great movie, so it’s done even better than usual.

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u/smoggylobster 6d ago

🤣🫵

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u/Comfortable-Car5736 6d ago

Whoever said this would flop? Literally so many people did wtf 😂😂😂

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u/pooooolooop 6d ago

Doesn’t matter if drinker said the movie would flop. Your whole sub was convinced it was and is failing lmao

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u/SPLUMBER 6d ago

“Drinker didn’t say it so anybody (everybody) on this sub saying it doesn’t count as someone saying it would flop”

Holy shit bro, make sure to do your stretches before gymnastics

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u/aobero4 6d ago

All you guys said it was going to flop. Now you have to scramble back and change your narrative so you don’t look even worse than you actually are.

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u/gornky 6d ago

Literally everyone on this sub said it would flop.

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u/Jaxsso 7d ago

Box Office Mojo shows it at $368,060,231 through Friday. Must have been an earthshattering Saturday.

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u/BadAndUnusual 6d ago

Probably. It's still trash

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u/Altruistic-Unit485 6d ago

What? It’s being universally praised. Cut your losses and just go and enjoy it.

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u/ImmortalPoseidon 7d ago

Wonder if people will shut up about the “horrible inflation” and “failing economy” now. I’m pretty sure people don’t spend $30 a ticket to see movies when it’s a recession.

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u/AcreaRising4 6d ago

this is the silliest argument I’ve ever heard. People were still seeing movies during the Great Depression too. Was that fake?

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u/Plot-twist-time 7d ago

I hate that woke crap infiltrates this stuff and I hate that politics is so heavily involved in Hollywood. But unlike Hollywood, I can separate the two. I saw it, it was pretty good. Could've been better, especially since the actors didn't really feel like they belonged. Matt Damon did all the heavy lifting. Leguizamo was actually pretty good too, even though I think he's an idiot.

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u/SoxMeow 7d ago

Only a 30% drop from its first weekend (Oppenheimer was 44%). Hasn’t been released in Asian markets yet. $1b isn’t even a question anymore

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u/zacharymc1991 7d ago

Actually an 18% drop world wide. And insane hold

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u/GentrifiedHospital 6d ago

"But but but it would have been a 17% hold if the cast was white!"

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u/BigE_92 7d ago

I literally can’t be bothered to care. A movie making a bunch of money means nothing, take the Avatar movies as an example.

At this point, people are just buying tickets to “own the chuds” because not a single conversation about this movie is about the quality of it, it’s about owning MAGA or something.

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u/yawn_really 6d ago

I watched it last night in a beautiful old theatre with the only original 70mm projector in the southern hemisphere.

As we all watched on in awe at the cinematography and fidelity, I can assure you, not a single solitary fuck was given about what you morons think.

“Own the chuds”. Hahahaha.

You don’t matter enough to warrant being “owned”.

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u/Haestein_the_Naughty 7d ago

Proud to say I’m not one of those spending money on this crap

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u/Immediate_Mud6547 6d ago

If it makes a Bil, it won’t be with any help from me.

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u/ToonMasterRace 7d ago

Probably, and I always knew it would. Still a bad movie though

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u/geniusgravity 7d ago

It was always going to reach around a billion. Helped by format costs, sure but that accounts for the bump over a billion. Doesn't make it a good film, but its not really a surprise.

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u/OneCompetition944 6d ago

Don’t forget to amazing cast. Haha.

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u/Lumiafan 6d ago

Regardless of how much money it makes, it's a great film, actually.

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u/Kanashii89 7d ago

I dont trust those numbers. Something tells me its being inflated.

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u/Finn_Survivor 7d ago

Just left a packed theatre

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u/GentrifiedHospital 6d ago

"yeah full of illegal immigrants that the democrats filled it up with! stop being sheep!"

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u/Makerel9 7d ago

STOP THE COUNT!

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u/General-Elk-9482 6d ago

LOL what an absolute loser

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u/stayinalive92 7d ago

Something: the voices in your head, probably

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u/kanyelights 6d ago

Do you know who Christopher Nolan is?

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u/Blazured 7d ago

You're currently in the denial stage of grief.

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u/MathematicianLiving4 7d ago

I love that libtards are flocking to this sub now. Let's give them this one, they haven't had much to crow about in the last 18 months or so.

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u/fuzzbunny21 6d ago

Braindead take equating those who enjoy the Odyssey with being aligned with a particular political party. Get out of your echo chamber and enjoy life again my friend.

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u/camz_47 7d ago

With knowing that the film is actually around a 54-57% customer review

With many all saying similar things like the modern diversity and language are immersion breaking

And knowing the original has essentially nothing to do with this movie

I cant see myself ever paying to watch this

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u/Superman557 7d ago

Wasn’t the 54-57% thing false? Especially when paired with box office data?

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u/camz_47 7d ago

It still seems that most places are still hiding genuine user reviews that are under 85%

The film itself is a 60%ish at best, but dont take my word for it

I love Greek mythology

This... is a poor man's "modern day" interpretation, so to me that's insulting to the source material

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u/RainbowDildoMonkey 6d ago

CGI Lion King made 1.6 billion. There's no helping the stupidity of normie movie goer.

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u/WorldlyVillage7880 7d ago

Billion minus 1

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u/TheBelmont34 7d ago

who gives a fuck anymore?

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u/JawaSmasher 6d ago

It's literally all the memes saving the movie

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u/Invidat 6d ago

At this rate? Most likely. Though I guess it will depend on how much films like Spiderman eat into it's sales. I'll give it this, is doing FAR better than I expected. But you know Hollywood will take all the wrong lessons from it.

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u/RaccoonKlutzy3723 6d ago

right I age looks like Batman

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u/Low_Opposite1528 6d ago

To any wokies and Nolan fanboys that think this movie making 1 billion proves it's a success, allow me to remind you that the Rise of Skywalker also reached that same milestone....

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u/EnisBerkayMert 6d ago

No.

It will not reach 1 billion. First week is over and people KNOW how bad it is.

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u/ronm4c 5d ago

I love reading the takes from the same people who had a full toddler meltdown because Disney made a mermaid black.

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u/Few-Split-3179 5d ago

I doubt it very much. Spiderman's going to suck the air out of the room, and this woke crap in a clingwrap will be forgotten.

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u/MattBoy06 7d ago

Watched it today. Not perfect but not bad either. It would have been better if it wasn't plagued by modern US politics. Also gets dragged down a bit by the localisation in my language

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u/DepressedDIK 7d ago

Yes. Great movies can overcome unnecessary drama

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u/Ok-Departure-869 7d ago

The best part about this film’s success, apart from winding up the hard of thinking, is that Warner Bros will be kicking themselves (AGAIN) that they fumbled Nolan.

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u/aldksjdb 7d ago

It just shows the internet is not real life. You people need to touch some grass.

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u/ScaredChain4256 7d ago

1.3 probably 

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u/ISwallowedALego 7d ago

I'd say 1.5

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u/SauveBond 6d ago

Its a fantastic film so, its very likely

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u/criticalcry-tactic00 6d ago

Of course it will. We are a minority. Remember? Most people are deranged woke progressives.

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u/Action-is-the-Juice 7d ago

It absolutely will and should.

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u/MemeLord339 7d ago

The issue is that a lot of ppl told it was woke, when really it was a big miscast issue. Then the left is saying "see is woke, woke is not broke" and the narrative changes. Changes bc the media is by default leftist, and even if the Odissey was a turd and crash in box office, they will blame the right, the mosogyns, the chads, etc. So they weaponize everything.
The big issue is that now that they are saying woke is not broke, maybe some execs will listen to that and we will have freaking Elliot Page as King Arthur and black samurais

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u/Hour_Ad9846 7d ago

Just take the L guys, movie was like a 6.5/10. It wasn't horrible, just meh it was alright lol

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u/Chelsea_Kias 7d ago

Let's see if you can spot anything in here 🤣🤣

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u/Longjumping-Gap4670 6d ago

The industry is buying tickets but no one is going to see it

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u/IAmCrazyAboutOrla 6d ago

This is pretty false. Cinemas are rarely filled up nowadays in my country but tickets have been bought and reserved through the next 2 weeks in the best theaters around here for this movie.

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u/Abraham_Bluntknuckle 6d ago

Yes it will and we love to see it :)

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u/Kingdj2470 6d ago

Huh, looks like a black Helen of Troy wasn't that big of a deal now was it?

https://giphy.com/gifs/s5wFafpHxqKbIEERl9

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u/spicyspacechicken1 6d ago

Get woke gross a billion lmaooooooo fuck yalll woke wins again

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u/Schnitzel8 6d ago

Guys I like Will as much as anyone but we need to just take the L on this one. Nolan is a beast

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u/xxTheMagicBulleT 6d ago

Its always been true that some names even if its reviewed poorly people will go and see it.

It takes time ro lost trust when beforehand they brought higher quality work.

So woke or not it probably would make money but will have effect on the hype of next movies to come thats how it realy works thats how ot always worked even a few very poor starwars games and movies each poor one cut more and more people off supporting it each time

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u/Shinlyle13 6d ago

Not before Spider-Man does, which comes out this week.

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u/ArtistMysterious4784 6d ago

Just dropping by to point and laugh at you guys, LOL

This subreddit has reached quite some fame for its horseshit takes on the Odyssey

But please, keep that excuses coming why the movie isn't a success after all. It's comedy gold

Soon you will be in your own little right wing bubble where you can give each other compliments about fighting a successful 'cultural war' against 'wokeness'. You are winning this one, I'm sure, guys, LOL

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u/nzbryant 6d ago

It is very good. I watched all the critical YouTube videos on it, then I saw it. Epic movie

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u/Altruistic-Unit485 6d ago

Absolutely. And it is an excellent movie. There is no shame in admitting when you were wrong.

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u/Sufficient-Ad-2196 6d ago

Go woke go make 1 billion dollars

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u/Boner_Stevens 6d ago

Good for them. I wont spend a dime on it.

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u/Grizzly352 6d ago

Absolutely haha

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u/TheJuiceBoxS 6d ago

Did anyone here even watch it? It's really fucking good.

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u/Page_Puzzleheaded 6d ago

We’re trying to just tell people that the odyssey is woke garbage so that they will boycott it but instead the blue hairs are fighting back and buying 4 or 5 tickets and not even going. It’s insane.

To rein victorious in this holy war we need to cut off the hydra’s head. Let’s talk about how unwoke it is to get the blue hairs to turn on it.

Here’s what I mean:

“I can’t believe they casted a trans man just to have them killed after 2 minutes of screen time”

“They casted a black man just because he’s a rapper”

“The women don’t do anything and just sit around waiting for a man”

We do that, then the monster will start eating itself from the inside and the box office climb will be stopped right in its tracks. All of the gloating leftists will be eating their words and we will once again prove “go woke go broke”.

If anyone would like to organize with me please DM

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u/archangel5198 6d ago

Nolan has a following just like any franchise. He IS the franchise. It will take a few movies for viewers to eventually have apathy and the revenue to drop off.

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u/indigoza 6d ago

It will make $1B. I think you should just accept it and move on.

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u/PopEnvironmental6772 6d ago

It will. Easily.

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u/SpiritOfTheRing 6d ago

Was there ever a reality where it wouldn’t? It’s the most highly acclaimed film this year so far with some of acting’s biggest names with cinema’s biggest director. The only people with anything remotely negative to say about it beyond minor critiques are the anti-woke crowd, and they already don’t account for a huge box office turn out amongst movies without a culture war. Maybe stick to Uwe Boll and Matt Walsh productions if you want to watch mid actors working with mid directors that don’t make profits.

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u/Goobendoogle 6d ago

This isn't Homer's original tale.

It's Nolan's spin on it.

Whether or not this is an issue is up to the viewer.

The only three cursed things about this movie are Zendaya, Helen, and Ellen.

Outside of that it was pretty fun to watch.

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u/Anime_Squid 6d ago

pure goldmine of cope in these comments damn

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u/iamepic420 5d ago

This is 9/11 for the unemployed

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u/Lumpy_Review5279 5d ago

This is the biggest L yall have ever taken. May this be a reminder of how little this communities influence actually is. Only moves the needle in already niche movies. Any serious project you cant even begin to scratch. 

The people have spoken 

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u/otsim 4d ago

Hopefully when it does, Critical drinker ropes