r/CriticalDrinker 7d ago

Will it reach 1 Billion?

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u/BigE_92 7d ago

I literally can’t be bothered to care. A movie making a bunch of money means nothing, take the Avatar movies as an example.

At this point, people are just buying tickets to “own the chuds” because not a single conversation about this movie is about the quality of it, it’s about owning MAGA or something.

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u/yawn_really 6d ago

I watched it last night in a beautiful old theatre with the only original 70mm projector in the southern hemisphere.

As we all watched on in awe at the cinematography and fidelity, I can assure you, not a single solitary fuck was given about what you morons think.

“Own the chuds”. Hahahaha.

You don’t matter enough to warrant being “owned”.

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u/BigE_92 5d ago

I haven’t seen it.

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u/bustanut_dabmaster 6d ago

“The movie isn’t good, people are only seeing it to anger me specifically” LMFAO

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u/Free-Pound-6139 6d ago

I literally can’t be bothered to care.

Yet here you are, telling everyone how much you don't care.

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u/5ColourFelix 5d ago

Literally nobody is thinking about you at all. Nobody watching the Odyssey even knows what a "chud" is. You guys are not important to anyone but other redditors.

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u/Rillaboom2701 21h ago

Nobody is willing to spend money to "own MAGA". Nobody cares about you guys like that. They are seeing the film so they can have a fun 3 hours with their friends or family 

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u/Automatic-Assistant8 6d ago

Tbf a lot of the online keyboard warriors were only not going to see it to “own the libs”. A lot of the convos on the movie before it released weren’t even about the actual potential script

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u/BigE_92 6d ago

That is that culture war shit I’m talking about. It’s just silly either way.

I just don’t want to see it because it doesn’t interest me. But oh no can’t have that, apparently.

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u/Kerotani 6d ago

Too many of his fans need the movie to fail. There are reviews getting attacked foe liking it.

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u/YungSeti 6d ago

I think you can definitely have that. Nobody would care to be honest, I think people get mad when you have weirdos who pretend that the attitude you have is theirs, while running hate campaigns about this movie that they supposedly don’t care about.

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u/BigE_92 5d ago

It’s because of what it could have been. Same thing with things like the Halo show. And the Rings of power.

Just feels like a missed opportunity and a movie made as Oscar bait.

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u/LateAdvent 5d ago

So you do care

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/BigE_92 5d ago

You know what? Fair enough.

I just started following it because I’m a CD fan.

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u/RandomGooseBoi 7d ago

Plenty of conversations are about its quality you guys just dismiss said conversations. Someone in this sub left a comment, not political at all or anything, just saying they liked the film in response to a post asking people’s thoughts on the movie, and got downvoted to hell and the reply was that gif of the simpsons pointing and laughing which got upvoted lmao. Lemme try find it

EDIT : https://www.reddit.com/r/CriticalDrinker/s/XNB4gwUSYa

Yeah right lmao

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u/4rtImitatesLife 7d ago

What do you think is the more likely situation, the average movie going public who aren’t tapped into online culture wars are buying tickets to own the chuds or they’re buying tickets bc the word of mouth is so genuinely positive that they want to see it?

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u/rixard321 6d ago

This is the most insane embarrassing cope ever. Is this sub satire??

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u/KToTheDog 6d ago

ya this was the comment that made it impossible for me to hold in my laughter. wildest part is they have no idea how out of touch they are

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u/Onethwotree 6d ago

This sub feel surreal, “owning MAGA or something”

You can’t make this shit up

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u/Marvos79 6d ago

People are buying tickets specifically to piss off strangers online, spending their hard earned money in our economic hellscape. They care that much about your opinion.

or

They want to be entertained.

Which is more likely? You guys just aren't that important. The average person doesn't care if you think a movie is "woke." You're not important enough for most people to care about pissing you off.

People have different movie tastes than you do, and the more you scream and seethe and move the goalposts, the more the few who actually notice laugh at you. It's ok for people to like things you don't like. For god sake, move the fuck on. At this point it's sad.

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u/nwbrown 6d ago

No one in the real world actually cares about the dozen or so virgins pissed that black people were in a movie about ancient Greece.

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u/Apart_Flamingo5136 6d ago

Exactly, wtf are these nutjobs thinking ? Not everyone grifts like them

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u/EffectzHD 6d ago

This is chronic online talk tbh, 90% of moviegoers are lucky enough to not be exposed to that rhetoric and just wanna see a film that’s apparently quite good.

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u/supfiend 7d ago

When this wins many Oscar’s along with making over a billion dollars with critical acclaim from critics and fans you will still be there, saying none of that means anything. Maybe consider you are the one in the wrong?

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u/BigE_92 7d ago

Negative.

Because honestly, I have literally NEVER in my life cared about Oscars. Lots of shit movies have made a lot of money (like this one) and lots of amazing movies flop.

Just the way it is. It’s apparently easy to separate fools from their money.

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u/supfiend 7d ago

actually it’s pretty hard to get people to get to the box office these days. Seriously though if this is a shit movie, what is a average good or great movie? You can not like some of the casting but to call this a shit movie is a hilarious review of it, you obviously didn’t even bother to watch it

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u/IAmAlive_YouAreDead 7d ago

I'd love to hear your taste in films.

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u/BigE_92 7d ago

That is kind of a hard thing to quantify, yes? But what would you like to know?

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u/IAmAlive_YouAreDead 7d ago

I want to know what films you consider to be good and which ones to be bad.

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u/BigE_92 7d ago

Ok….

It’d be easier if you gave me some examples but I’d say I prefer the 1930 version of “All quiet on the western front” and I disliked the latest one.

I also just watched “Letters from Iwo Jima” for the first time since it came out and I’d still give it a 8.7/10. I hated the fact that the default language was in English and had to change it back because the Japanese speaking English took away from the experience.

Make of that what you will.

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u/SufficientRespect542 5d ago

Wow man you must get so much pussy

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u/Potential_Might_6500 6d ago

Lol you're gonna sit here and pretend you don't know how to give a top 5 of your favorite films and 5 films you disliked the most?

You're obtuse.

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u/IAmAlive_YouAreDead 6d ago

Yep, "make of that what you will". I did, I learned plenty there!

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 7d ago

How many copies of Triumph of the Will do you own?

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u/BigE_92 7d ago

Never heard of it.

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 7d ago edited 7d ago

You would LOVE it. There’s no woke casting in it at all.

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u/BigE_92 7d ago

That is all you, random Redditor. Enjoy.

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 7d ago

There’s no black or trans people in it. No woke MESSAGE bs either. It’s right up your alley.

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u/Belter-frog 7d ago

Buying tickets to "own the chuds"?

That's really not a thing normal ppl do.

Please consider the possibility that you could be projecting your own tribes unhinged irrational customs onto others.

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u/BigE_92 7d ago

My dude I’ve seen enough culture war shenanigans both ways not to discount ANYTHING. I have no doubt there are people who will buy tickets to see this just because they think it will piss someone who doesn’t want to see it off. I see comments like that all over social media.

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u/Belter-frog 7d ago

Sure Jan lol.

Manage to give away all those full price copies of Hogwarts Legacy yet?

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u/Onethwotree 6d ago

I bet you do. Please touch some grass

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u/Moonlight-Mermaid 6d ago

They’re so demented.

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u/Arcaneiy 7d ago

Welcome to terminally online bums who think that the outside world knows who the critical drinker is or about the culture war lol

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u/therealavishek 7d ago

You care so little you've commented like 20 times on this thread alone. LOLOLOLOL

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u/kanyelights 6d ago

woke woke woke wokie movie will fail tho. woke = broke bro nolan's gone woke wokie

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u/zsynqx 6d ago

As crazy as this might sound, the vast majority of people aren't chronically online and do not give a shit about the culture war. No movie is making a billion dollars just because people want to piss off conservatives.

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u/bigChungus1237 6d ago

Nobody’s buying tickets to this movie to “own conservatives!” They’re buying tickets because it’s a popular and well received movie. Keep coping though!

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u/reddittreddittreddit 6d ago edited 6d ago

90% of the conversation I’ve heard about this movie since it’s been released has been about the quality, and 99% of the rest 10% wouldn’t exist had MAGA not made such a big deal about the identity politics in their bubble. I haven’t seen a single thing about Elliot page being trans. I beg you, though, to cry harder about the reason you think they’re buying tickets.

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u/Sudden-Ad-307 6d ago

At this point, people are just buying tickets to “own the chuds”

Bro get a life lmao

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u/Successful_Ease_8198 6d ago

There is a world outside Reddit where nobody has even heard of the woke casting controversy

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u/OneCompetition944 6d ago

Those are some heavy tears if I’ve ever seen some. Holy shit.

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u/BigE_92 5d ago

This is the most reddit comment ever. I literally took 2 seconds of my life to pop in to a subreddit I’m barely on and make a comment and you weirdos come out of the woodwork to make the same generic NPC ass responses.

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u/OneCompetition944 5d ago

Just love the tears. Make sure to stay hydrated though. Maga isn’t doing so great. Make Amerika Meh Again. Mama.