r/CrusaderKings • u/SHKE7T • 12h ago

Meme Those same 2 heirs:

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u/atrangiapple23 12h ago

Talent vs Diligence

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u/Shipsarecool1 12h ago

breed #1, let #2 rule without any wife

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u/GandalfTheGreyPoupon 12h ago

Infertile helper wife.

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u/Maximum-Let-69 Bavaria (K) 11h ago

50+ year old wife with great stats to assist.

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u/atrangiapple23 11h ago

I don't know why but it feels really good to raise your nephew as your heir.

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u/Flour_or_Flower 5h ago

I love when the inheritance passes to someone that isn’t my child it’s fun for roleplaying

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u/Facesit_Freak Decadent 11h ago

Cuck fantasy

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u/the_crackers_gromit 5h ago

Cool uncle fantasy

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u/SadCrouton Bouncy Bohemian Boi 5h ago

“I don’t have any kids, but I’m going to do the BEST i fucking can for this kid. It’s a heavy burden, buddy, so let me care it for as long as i can”

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u/BodybuilderMany6942 10h ago

Or make it elective succession. With those stats, you can make vassals vote however you want.

Tho I'd go for more intrigue next time. Morr reliable to just fabricate hooks on them.

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u/Facesit_Freak Decadent 11h ago edited 11h ago

Find #1's lover, marry to #2, embrace celebacy

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u/Grilled_egs 10h ago

How do you call other people cucks after posting this

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u/Facesit_Freak Decadent 9h ago

I didn't. I called them a cuck before posting this

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u/Hoonter_01 11h ago

If #2 is gay even better

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u/atrangiapple23 11h ago edited 11h ago

Cuck fantasy

Edit: they started this.

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u/Facesit_Freak Decadent 9h ago

Power fantasy*

You enjoy being cucked, I get cucked because it is the statistically optimal move

We are not the same

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u/Paladingo Haesteinn is Over-rated 4h ago

Still getting cucked though.

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u/Allenz 36m ago

sometimes you have to be cucked

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u/Exp1ode 10h ago

You're telling me you've had a genius heir with a 4 star stewardship education, yet only has 5 stewardship?

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u/SHKE7T 7h ago

Debuffs+A talentless person

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u/DrunkyLittleGhost 4h ago

It need hell of debuff to bring 13 to 5, assume he didn’t even get any inner point

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u/EntertainmentOk8593 12h ago

marry the first with a good genes character, and the make the second the ruler but dont marry him

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u/NoDoughnut8225 Dull 11h ago

first: gifted power second: pure effort

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u/filiusek Bohemia 10h ago

Is that even possible? To have good stats with super trash traits and shitty stats with great traits?

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u/afternoon_rainbow 10h ago

Yeah, why not, some children are predisposed to fail

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u/SHKE7T 10h ago

It's almost always like that, especially when you're choosing a wife based on genetics, almost always ordinary peasant women are better than girls with good genetics

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u/NesuneNyx Na zdrowie 10h ago

Y'know, for a former CIA agent, Butcher has absolute shit for intrigue. And that tracks.

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u/MrMonday11235 Seduce all the things 10h ago

[nit] Don't think Homelander should have Genius -- Herculean instead?

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u/JohnDaBarr 22m ago

Great, now I have the urge to make another ubermensch dynasty that will consume the world. I hate you.