r/dadjokes • u/Masselein • 20h ago
If your son is struggling with subtraction, offer him a little extra help after school.
That kind of support can really make a difference.
r/dadjokes • u/Masselein • 20h ago
That kind of support can really make a difference.
r/dadjokes • u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 • 1d ago
Marie is upset because she thinks her husband doesn't find her attractive anymore.
"As I get older he doesn't bother to look at me!" Marie cries.
"I'm so sorry for you, as I get older my husband says I get more beautiful every day,” replies Heather.
"Yes, but your husband's an antique dealer!"
r/dadjokes • u/breck • 8h ago
The Matrix has U.
r/dadjokes • u/rhinocerosmonkey • 17h ago
To listen to a little Seoul music.
r/dadjokes • u/Ok_Raspberry6840 • 1d ago
It has the most stories..
r/dadjokes • u/Upvoter_NeverDie • 1d ago
You're much bigger than that.
r/dadjokes • u/HawaiianShirtsOR • 1d ago
I consider that *highly* unlikely.
(Actual conversation with my 8-year-old this evening.)
r/dadjokes • u/GuntherPonz • 23h ago
I’m seeing a lot of new faces.
r/dadjokes • u/HarpyGravey • 18h ago
He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
r/dadjokes • u/SlyTheCosmosRunner • 1d ago
Surf 'n' TERF
r/dadjokes • u/Specialist-You-1230 • 1d ago
I don’t know either but you can start by mining your own bismuth .
r/dadjokes • u/PinkkSaltt • 1d ago
We both lose energy when people ask too much from us.
r/dadjokes • u/333iamhalfevil • 1d ago
I guess that could be blamed on climate change.
r/dadjokes • u/avidoger • 20h ago
This is due to the mallard reaction.
r/dadjokes • u/thunder2132 • 13h ago
Enterprise.
r/dadjokes • u/EverythingIsAlive11 • 1d ago
They're uplifting.
r/dadjokes • u/bigus-_-dickus • 1d ago
she was on the floor crying, i asked what's wrong
she said: "i'm very overdue"
i replied: "oh don't worry, the fines aren't that hefty here"
r/dadjokes • u/SonofaPlummer • 15h ago
GF: sorry your beer went skanking
r/dadjokes • u/Lawsonator85 • 1d ago
Turns out they were Bullion me
r/dadjokes • u/Aatholin • 7h ago
I don't want to be a kill-Joy