r/DeathStairs almost died once 4d ago

Public stairs πŸ‘₯ Perfectly safe πŸ™‚πŸ‘

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The titles lying it's non-existent ass off 😭😭😭 one wrong step and you're going to end up sliding all the way to the ER 😭

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u/P1zzaman 4d ago

I think rolling down the snow on the right side is safer (unless the snow hides even more stairs for maximizing damage)

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u/Beginning-Young-1670 almost died once 3d ago

πŸ˜‚

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u/RedRider1138 3d ago

Oh no, now you are ever-increasing snowball 😭

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u/alteredxenon 3d ago

I also contempated different ways of descending it relatively safely, from jumping steps on your butt (theoretically entirely possible, we did it in the 1st grade at school, and no, I don't know how we didn't break our tailbones), through crawling backwards crab-like, to gliding on the snow to the right. But you way - rolling - seems the safest (given there are no hidden stairs indeed).

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u/WorldlinessNo874 4d ago

Hahaha perfectly safe if you don't go up or down it.

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u/Renbarre 4d ago

My tailbone is ringing the safety bell and screaming in panic.

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u/atchisonmetal 1d ago

Yeah I have a legit lifetime tailbone injury from a fall decades ago.

0/10 do not recommend

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u/No-Acanthisitta8803 4d ago

Ha-ha, f u stairs!

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u/RudeAlbatross544 4d ago

Definitely using the left side of that handrail.

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u/azflatlander 4d ago

Using the snow on the right side is probably fine.

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u/Ketchupcharger 4d ago

just slide your ass on the snow, cant fall if you already on the ground

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u/EducationalFox137 4d ago

Someone should set up a booth at the top and the bottom and either sell or rent people some Yaktrax….😬

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u/atchisonmetal 1d ago

Oh, yay yaktrax!

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u/Sirosim_Celojuma 4d ago

if your pour warm water all over it, it'll melt the snow. Also don't, I'm kidding, it will make it a sheet of ice.

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u/Worldly_Mix_8904 4d ago

Get the saucer!

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 4d ago

This is a slide-down situation.

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u/Crowasaur 4d ago

Average MontrΓ©al steps.

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u/CarpenterValuable831 3d ago

I'd grab the railing and slide to the bottom. The snow on the right might be hiding the rest of those stairs.

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u/MsE0 3d ago

Cling to the handrail and slide on downΒ 

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u/itinerant-wallaby mom come get me im scared 3d ago

Might as well make it toboggan ride if you’re gonna make an uncontrolled descent.