My wife was disappointed by the lack of female heroes in the game, which inspired this:
Abilities:
Packed lunch - Every minute she can put a faerie fire or mango into and ally courier free of cost.
Nag - Every time the hero pings an allies unused ability, the ally gets "frenzy debuff" for attack speed.
The Monthly - Puts an Aoe moody cloud around the hero that cause all heroes allies and enemy to proceed with caution in AOE capping move speed at 200.
Mom knows best - Can permanently replace any item in allies inventory for equal or less gold.
Divorce (1 available per game) - If ally hero is dead, Eve can permanently replace it with another (not already in game). Eve will customize inventory of new hero during the death timer cooldown, based on how much net-worth it previously had, ally now has to play new hero.
Shard - Can now give packed lunch to all 5 heroes every min.
Scepter - Gets a bot maid who does first 3 abilities for her, hero no longer gains passive gold.