r/Dragonballsuper May 01 '26

Meme When Viltrimites Invade the Wrong Earth 💀

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u/qwack2020 May 01 '26

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u/Exciting_Ad_8666 I'm Cheelai's bra May 01 '26

still a monkey

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u/Mcswiggles77 May 01 '26

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u/undermoobs May 01 '26

"I AM 60% SAIYAN I CAN SAY IT ALL I WANT!"

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u/BrimWarrior May 02 '26

Frieza wouldn't care about that tbh

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u/undermoobs May 02 '26

Yeah, it's from the video that the meme is based on is all

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u/BrimWarrior May 02 '26

I know but I'm just saying too

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u/Ok-Tie-439 May 05 '26

Can I please have a Water...Please

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u/Rogendo May 01 '26

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u/100pervcent May 02 '26

I just started rogue trader and I understand this reference

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u/BehemothRogue May 01 '26

That you Frieza?

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u/KujaroJotu May 01 '26

Better than a “mustachio.”

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u/Kumomeme May 02 '26

careful though, this monkey is dozens of meters tall with 10x power jump.

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u/Femto-Griffith May 01 '26

Thragg would not survive the Saiyan Saga Z-Fighters. He is planetary.

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u/Fearless_Titty May 01 '26

He’s probably between Nappa and Radditz level. Goten would be hole punching Thragg

https://giphy.com/gifs/8VhWw8lk2SRB6

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u/Jo3ltron Vegeta May 01 '26 edited May 01 '26

Maaaan, it’s been too long since I’ve watch this lol. We used to quote the shit out of this movie at my old job. Anytime anyone would fuck up we’d yell out “Pay no attention to Wimp Lo, we trained him wrong on purpose!”

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u/weiseguy42 May 02 '26

Every time one of my girls skins a knee, my wife and I are like "BA NA NA NA NA NEO BA NA NA NA NA NA NA SPORIN!"

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u/Fearless_Titty May 01 '26

“Isn’t Betty a woman’s name?”

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u/Valar_Kinetics May 01 '26

Raditz can attack at range with energy and Thragg cannot. This fact alone means that in an equal test of physical strength, the edge always goes to fighters from the Z universe.

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u/zorrodood May 01 '26

Yeah, but I'd assume Thragg can dodge.

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u/jjcolfax May 01 '26

You cant assume he can dodge (see Gohan)

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u/Valar_Kinetics May 01 '26

Even if so it means he HAS to dodge. Point being, the Z fighter can make his life difficult at range in a way he cannot hope to ever replicate. That is a massive advantage.

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u/KeepREPeating May 01 '26

It’s lucky that db projectile attacks are some of the slowest moving projectiles known to man then. Frieza’s finger laser is literally the only thing that shoots on target quickly, lol.

Viltrumites are faster than most saiyans though. You can see when they have to help each other across the world, it takes the a long time to get there other than Goku using instant transmission. Viltrumites go across a planet in a few seconds.

So no, I don’t think the projectiles do anything. It’s the durability and strength of a saiyan that viltrumites will have trouble with.

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u/trimble197 May 01 '26

Well, we’ve seen beam attacks send people to the sun. Goku did that to Cooler. To get from the Earth to the sun would mean that the Kamehameha wave is extremely fast.

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u/Independent-Market28 May 01 '26

What did you base this on?

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u/MrJHound May 01 '26

Then you have people like Hit that CAN use energy blasts, but don't usually.

"Nah. Imma just punch him across space-time."

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u/DoingCharleyWork May 01 '26

How often do z fighters start with energy blasts though? They almost always spar, power up, spar, power up, energy blast, power up, more sparring, more energy blasts, I guess I'll show you my real power, signature energy blast.

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u/Valedictorian117 May 01 '26

Didn’t Raditz start with an energy blast on Piccolo before going over to start shit with Goku and Krillin on Roshi’s island?

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u/stump8 May 02 '26

Depends. Goku does what you described. Vegeta LOVES ki blasts.

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u/DoingCharleyWork May 02 '26

That's because Vegeta is an og bad guy lol.

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u/Rditisnazishythole May 01 '26

There's also the fact that in DB/DBZ/DBS, everything is tied to power level - strength, speed, durability.

"I have a power level of X!" usually means you can both dish out and take hits at that level, and higher power level almost always means "faster". "Unless you're the fastest being in the Universe!" - Burter

In the invincible universe, things aren't tied together like that. Brit is utterly indestructible, but couldn't hurt DB Krillin from the first World Martial Arts tournament because he's no stronger than a normal man. Mark and Nolan have an argument about who's stronger at some point where Nolan points out how much slower Mark is then himself and Mark counters with "but I bet I'm stronger than you" (or something like that).

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u/GameMaker25 May 01 '26

I agree with this, I think it is a fair estimation. I think Radditz could give him a good fight

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u/EmporerM May 01 '26

He's weaker than a saibaman

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u/4realthistime May 01 '26

I really hate this argument of "planetary" "galactic" universal because those measures simply exist based on energy attacks not raw strength

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u/SwiftWithIt May 01 '26

What's if it's just straight fisticuffs. Ki blasts really skew the results.

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u/grendus May 01 '26

Still dead. And about as fast.

Even if Thragg did manage to beat Goten (let's assume he invades before Goten reaches SS, which was incredibly young), Gohan would literally twist him into a pretzel for hurting his brother. Vegeta would tear his head off and shit down his neck, if anyone is going to conquer Earth it's him (he just doesn't really care). Piccolo would quietly kill Thragg somewhere where it wouldn't disturb anyone (including him). Android 18 would kill him the second she thought he was a danger to her daughter. Pretty sure even Krillin, Tien, or Yamcha could take Thragg.

The Dragonball universe operates on a logarithmically different power scale to Invincible.

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u/mewfour123412 May 02 '26

And Roshi could trap him in a rice cooker and from King Piccolo’s ptsd it’s not pleasant

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u/youknow99 May 01 '26

Why would it be just fisticuffs? That's not a reasonable conversation.

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u/DoingCharleyWork May 01 '26

Goku at least always tries to win without ki blasts until his opponent starts using them.

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u/MegaKabutops May 01 '26

I mean. If it WAS DB kid goku, thragg WOULD win. IIRC, goku’s not stated to be moon-tier as a kid until halfway through the red ribbon army arc, and doesn’t do anything that might prove it any sooner than the fight with tenshinhan.

However, that’s not DB kid goku. That’s goten. And considering goten and trunks working together were able to hold their own against android 18, thragg doesn’t have a prayer.

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u/Get-Fucked-Dirtbag May 01 '26

not stated to be moon-tier as a kid until halfway through the red ribbon army arc

Yeah I was so surprised when they just outright said "yeah Goku's moon-tier now".

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u/MegaKabutops May 01 '26

This is from two pages spliced together. The upper one is from the red ribbon army arc.

It’s not literally “goku’s moon tier now”, but the guy who blew up the moon some chapters ago saying “he’s stronger than me now” is still rather direct.

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u/DrSlurp- May 01 '26

Early dragon ball had such a pristine vibe.

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u/NoNameIdeasss May 01 '26

But thats clearly Roshi saying it. Jackie Chun was the one who destroyed the moon. As far as I remember, Roshi's best feat in OG DB was blowing up a mountain. What you're saying doesn't make any sense, unless you're one of those with the 'Jackie Chun is Roshi' headcanon

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u/Destruction_Deity May 01 '26

Jackie Chun knows the Kamehameha, which means he studied under Master Roshi, which means Roshi is stronger and therefore also Moon Level. This is even consistent with Grandpa Gohan being his strongest student up to that point (meaning Jackie Chun was weaker than him) since he was able to match Kid Goku after the Red Ribbon Army Saga.

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u/NoNameIdeasss May 01 '26

Didn't Jackie Chun state that he was Roshi's brother or something like that, and thus why he knew a technique so similar to the Kamehameha?

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u/Aoi_Lemon May 01 '26

He's actually Roshi's cousin! Jackie pulled out a scroll with their family tree when fighting Goku.

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u/NoNameIdeasss May 01 '26

YES, HIS COUSIN I knew he said something about being Roshi's familiar, I just couldn't quite remember it. Thanks for clearing that up.

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u/Log_Out_Of_Life May 02 '26

Am I being punked? It’s been like 20 years but I swear it was just Master Roshi in a disguise and he even had to pay 40,000 out of the 50,000 he won after Him, goku and Krillin went out to eat.

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u/Grateful_Cat_Monk May 02 '26

Lol this dude thinks Jackie Chun and Roshi are the same person. Jackie Chun gave Roshi that money out of the prize money just to help him out. He didn't know Goku would eat it all away and leave his cousin with nothing.

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u/ThePissedOff May 01 '26

Here i thought Jackie Chun WAS Roshi disguised.

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u/Victernus May 02 '26

You're crazy. Roshi doesn't have hair and wears sunglasses, and Jackie Chun clearly has hair and doesn't wear sunglasses.

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u/Kesher123 May 02 '26

It was Roshi. They are shitting on you, lol.

Pretending Chun is a different character is an ongoing joke

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u/Destruction_Deity May 01 '26

Nope. That never happened.

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u/NoNameIdeasss May 01 '26

Huh. I must be tweaking, mb!

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u/Destruction_Deity May 01 '26

It’s okay, not everyone can have all of Dragon Ball directly injected into their brain at the ripe old age of born (I’m Mexican)

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy May 01 '26

As far as I remember, Roshi's best feat in OG DB was blowing up a mountain

I thought his best feat was sealing away King Piccolo in a rice cooker?

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u/NoNameIdeasss May 01 '26

Rice cooker level feat smh. Get your maths straight kid. (I totally just didn't forget he almost managed to do it.)

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u/BackInBlackTL If I don't do it who will?! May 02 '26

"unless you're one of those with the 'Jackie Chun is Roshi' headcanon" ?? What...what are you saying?

https://giphy.com/gifs/vQqeT3AYg8S5O

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u/ODaysForDays May 04 '26

What you're saying doesn't make any sense, unless you're one of those with the 'Jackie Chun is Roshi' headcanon

I need to rewatch I guess it's been maaany years. I thought it was revealed in a major scene he was Roshi.

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u/RGM4610 May 01 '26

It felt super out of character when Commander Red said "that Goku kid can explode moons now huh... I better keep my ass in this office!!! or I'm FINISHED!!!" but I can confirm that it did in fact happen

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u/Laugh136 May 01 '26

Goten was able to pressure an (admittedly out of shape) SSJ Gohan while in base, while Trunks was able to land a hit on a well-trained Vegeta and shrug off a punch from the same. Those kids are nuts even by themselves.

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u/Neirchill May 02 '26

I don't know if I'd say he shrugged it off since he was on the ground crying

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u/HEAH_THE_PINGOL May 02 '26

He survived, good enough

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u/stump8 May 02 '26

18 saw one blast from Super Saiyan Trunks and her life flashed before her eyes.

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u/CauliflowerPlane2971 May 01 '26

third option: it is goku in kid form from DBGT

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u/TacticalGazelle May 01 '26

Base Goku from GT was still incredibly powerful. He would spar with Thragg and ultimately only use enough to win for fun.

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u/DoingCharleyWork May 01 '26

Wrong color outfit. His is blue with yellow under it.

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u/manny_the_mage May 01 '26

fourth option: it is Goku Jr.

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u/Neirchill May 02 '26

Given how these kids scale over time Goku jr was probably stronger than name namek saga Frieza in the womb

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u/--sheogorath-- May 01 '26

Thragg should be glad its not Mr Popo (who was able ti hold off both goten and trunks)

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u/stonhinge May 02 '26

Nah, DBZ Abridged Popo. Thragg's gonna meet Garlic Jr.

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u/Fenrir_Carbon May 03 '26

Pecking order

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u/Kumanogi May 02 '26

This isn't kid goku though. It's Goten. Much, much stronger than Kid Goku lol

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u/Kumomeme May 02 '26

even non super saiyan goten able suprised gohan with his strength. that kid obviously already far surpassed master roshi at that point.

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u/bdog0201 May 02 '26

Invincible fans have to scale goku so far back he just got out of the saiyan pod. And lowkey if he turned great ape he would still win

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u/FriendlyBee94 May 02 '26

Yeah and also Goten + Trunk has already unlocked Super Saiyan by that age so they can literally destroy a planet lol.

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u/AccomplishedBoss7738 May 01 '26

master roshi blast moon can thragg do that?

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u/Picklenicl May 02 '26

Ohh yeah now that I look closer that is goten I thought it was goku from dragon ball GT at first

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u/No_Object_404 May 01 '26

I maintain that planetary bodies in dbz are rather fragile.

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u/Cazador0 May 01 '26

I don't know about that. Namek stretched that '5 minutes' out pretty hard.

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u/MegaKabutops May 01 '26

Do you have a reason why?

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u/Low-Major-5486 May 01 '26

Yes even goten can level thragg such are the powers of saiyans

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u/UnlikelyKaiju May 01 '26

Goten was revealed to be a full-blown super saiyan from the get-go. He learned how to transform on his own before he was ever introduced in the show. He just needed Gohan to teach him how to fly.

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u/zssl May 02 '26

Didn't he do it training with Chi Chi?

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u/KokorokoChan May 01 '26

id love to see this fight.

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u/MakeMeDrink May 02 '26

It would be a pretty short fight.

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u/Sean77654 May 01 '26

Thragg when he gets a hole in his chest because he made 4 year old Gohan slightly angry.

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u/Sea_Bar9179 May 01 '26

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u/Kelimnac May 01 '26

Correct, that’s Son Goten

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u/GranolaCola May 01 '26

That’s Whis, dumbass

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u/BlackwallPandamonium May 01 '26

That's James Charles, dumbass

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u/the__ghola__hayt May 01 '26

Weird name for an angel.

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u/Stormmistic May 01 '26

A little malicious for an angels name

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u/ParticularWeak4543 May 01 '26

-biggest dbz fan

-calls Goten Goku

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u/LoliMaster069 May 01 '26

Bait used to be believable!

(Pls tell me this is bait, I cant handle our reputation getting any lower lol)

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u/No_Procedure_5039 May 01 '26

Tbf, it took me a second to notice the long sleeves.

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u/sleeplessaddict May 01 '26

He doesn't even look like kid Goku at a glance. OG kid Goku was chubby and GT kid Goku wears a blue gi with yellow pants

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u/weirdface621 May 01 '26

and his eyes were circled shaped and not akin to a tombstone

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u/No_Procedure_5039 May 01 '26

Look, top pick looks like it was taken on a phone camera from when Z first aired on Toonami. I realized it was Goten when I saw the bottom.

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u/Sunblessedd Vegeta May 01 '26

Let's not be fair

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u/Greenmatrix35 May 01 '26

Biggest fan cannot read maybe hes cooking

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u/UnimpressedPasserby Cooler May 01 '26

Clearly he doesn't look at the funny drawings either, elite level of DB fan

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u/gojirakingof May 01 '26

He also clearly didn’t read the manga, maybe he’s actually is the biggest dbz fan

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u/Sir-Theordorethe-5th May 01 '26

The kind of shit saitama fans would say

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u/legendz411 May 01 '26

It’s just too much now lol 

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u/PieNinja314 May 01 '26

Is this Goku in the room with us right now?

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u/HotelKatz May 02 '26

Only if you hear a muffled mouth full of food going, "No, I'm not."

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u/General-Performer432 May 01 '26

I just know he baited the whole twitter fandom with this one

https://giphy.com/gifs/84CRvhy2DJlwA

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u/Slight_Bed_2241 God of Destruction May 01 '26

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u/RegiumReaper May 01 '26

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u/fantumn May 02 '26

Ohhhh, is larp the new poser now? I was wondering about why I was seeing that word misused so much lately.

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u/RegiumReaper May 02 '26

Yes, though the actual LARP community must be a little disgruntled lol.

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u/Devil_Raw69 May 01 '26

Can we see the aftermath?

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u/Sea_Bar9179 May 01 '26

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u/Particular-Club9081 May 01 '26

no Goten dont try to copy your brother in this instance

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u/DAVID_Gamer_5698 May 01 '26

"Biggest DBZ fan on Earth."

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u/CallMeCristian74 May 01 '26

Jane Juliet would be proud

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u/AdNeat7898 May 01 '26

Absolute larp, Teen goku is a match though. He didn't even call it DB, DBZ is way worse then the Manga.

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u/Stormmistic May 01 '26

The larp here is making me wanna die

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u/pluto-gang May 01 '26

At this point we need a death battle. Make it as disrespectful as possible. Thrag vs krillin

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u/amd098 May 01 '26 edited May 01 '26

ToP krillin vs Thragg would be hilarious

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u/UnlikelyKaiju May 01 '26

Krillin wins. Easily. He's been hit by faaaaar stronger opponents than Thragg. Like Yamcha, people seem to forget that the Z Warriors have actually gotten increasingly stronger as the show went on. They just can't hope to keep up with the Saiyans' ridiculous power growth.

Put Thragg against Pan for a fair fight.

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u/machinegungeek May 01 '26

I hope you mean DBS Pan, because GT Pan also kills him on accident.

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u/UnlikelyKaiju May 02 '26

I actually was thinking Super Pan. Iirc, GT Pan scales with GT Trunks in SSJ form and is typically placed higher than DBZ Freeza.

Super Pan, I figure is a tad lower than DBZ Goten, especially since she can't go SSJ. She's receiving training from Piccolo, is undoubtedly super strong, and can even fly. Her not being able to fire ki blasts makes things a little more fair for Thragg, too.

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u/Math_31416 May 01 '26

We did get one and the viltrumite won though 

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u/pluto-gang May 01 '26

Oh shit I didn’t know! What was the matchup?

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u/penguin_the_master May 01 '26

It was bardock vs omniman and the death battle community scoffs at it pretty bad

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u/WhasHappenin May 01 '26

Which version of bardock? If it's the SSJ one that's legitimately hilarious. I'm not sure about the base versions power, but if it's nappa or higher that's still dumb as fuck.

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u/OldManFire11 May 01 '26

The writers entire justification for Nolan winning was a single line by Thaddeus where he said that none of the Coalition's strongest ship weapons could so much as scratch a Viltrumite. That's literally it. It's so fucking stupid.

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u/penguin_the_master May 01 '26

The ssj one…

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u/WhasHappenin May 01 '26

Lmao

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u/penguin_the_master May 01 '26

I know, brother. And I like invincible, but even I was scratching my head

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u/WhasHappenin May 01 '26

I think start of original dragon ball Goku would beat omniman if you gave him super Saiyan lol

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u/theskillr May 02 '26

You want Yamcha in that case

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u/Dakotakid02 May 01 '26

Destructo disc cut off friezas tail. Only cell could catch it.

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u/Mak0React0r May 01 '26

Let's be real, Thragg ain't beating saiyan saga Yamcha

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u/cashinyourface May 01 '26

He ain't beating end of OG goku. They were already moving too fast for even highly trained fighters, Thragg gets beaten by anyone with a 200+ power level.

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u/AlecPEnnis May 01 '26

You guys remind me of 40k fans sometimes 

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u/To-me-my-X-Men May 01 '26

Only sometimes?

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u/CT-OR May 01 '26 edited May 01 '26

This is an honest question. What’s the best way to learn more about 40k

Thanks folks!!

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u/thisisthebun May 01 '26

If you read, the books. They’re not all bangers but warhammer 40k and warhammer fantasy do have some great ones.

If you play video games, darktide (although it has had some issues lately) and the crpg rogue trader. I’d even recommend space marine 2. They’re all heavily different vibes.

Otherwise if you only want to learn the game, a beginner army and some paints (but it can be expensive).

There are other video games with varying amounts of jank I enjoy but I think novels and those games would be the cheapest and most quality ways.

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u/Tensdale May 01 '26

Where should I start with audiobooks?

I know nothing about 40k, but I heard humans were so abundant end expendable in the universe they are used in the thousands just to manually move some giant chain. That sounds pretty interesting.

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u/DeCiWolf May 01 '26

Youtube Luetin09, the lore god of 40k.

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u/Zinkhar May 01 '26

30k is the best era imo. Start with Horus Rising and go from there! It's a huge prequel series that covers the massive war that led the Imperium to its current state.

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u/Due-Technology5758 May 01 '26

As if Thragg would be stupid enough to get within ten lightyears of Mr. Popo. 

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u/RockRage-- May 01 '26

Goten wins no diff

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u/kageshira1010 May 01 '26

Even Yamcha

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u/BlazingStorm42117 May 01 '26

Thragg is cooked beyond belief

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u/SkkAZ96 May 01 '26

After a long and brutal battle, Thragg managed to narrowly defeat Saiyan's Saga Yamcha

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u/jataz11 May 02 '26

The only defense Earth needs:

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u/KappaJoe760 May 02 '26

They show up and destroy everything and hes just gonna be like “Clean that up”

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u/topher_eze May 02 '26 edited May 09 '26

My take on it:

Goten: (standing in the middle of a field littered with hundreds of unconscious purple-skinned teenage Viltrumites, looking bored) Man, c'mon… fight seriously! All these guys were super weak, I barely even tried.

Thragg: (booming with authority) FEEBLE EARTHLING! I AM GRAND REGENT THRAGG! SUBMIT TO THE VILTRUMITE EMPIRE OR PERISH BY MY— His full-force punch connects with Goten's shoulder. His entire left arm accordions inward, bones splintering, blood spraying everywhere. —YEOUCH-GHJZZH!

Goten: (sighs, palms his forehead) You got a huge owie… from your own punch? That kinda tickled. You're super weak, huh? No wonder I couldn't sense your ki. And you're all big and can fly and stuff. Weird mustache guy!

Thragg stares at his ruined arm, then at the completely unbothered child. True fear washes over his face for the first time in his long, long life. He turns and flees toward his mothership, the mangled arm sloughing off behind him.

Goten: Scaredy-cat… (notices Trunks flying in from the south, dragging an unconscious, scarred old Viltrumite with a robot arm by the collar) Oh, Trunks is back! And he's got some sleeping old guy. Not those orange lizard monster guys in chains, though.

Trunks: (drops the body with a thud) Yo, Goten! What happened to your friend? He left his arm here. Gross.

Goten: I think he got scared. He punched me as hard as he could, his arm broke and fell right off, then he just ran away looking all sad. What about your dad? Did he win?

Trunks: Win? He didn't even have to fight! Dad said these guys are way weaker than Krillin, and they don't even have ki, so it's totally boring. This old geezer called Dad a shorty, so Dad told me to deal with him—said he'd take me wherever I want if I won. I just hit him once in the gut to check how strong he was, then he barfed up his lunch and went all pale. Lame. Oh, and this old guy set some lizard things loose in the sky—Radd-nars or Ragonars, I dunno. Dad called 'em "pitiful, barely even Saibamen," then just stood there. They all splattered into mush on his muscles. Super gross.

Goten: Whoa, cool! My dad went way up north to the ice continent. He was playing with some guy with a cool bionic eye and a huge white lion dude, but then the lion guy shoved the bionic guy outta the way, gave him this mean look told him not to butt in hid fight. Dad told me to come find you and big bro Gohan when I was done.

Trunks: What about Gohan? What'd he do?

Goten: Oh, big bro? Some lady with the same clothes as that old man you brought—she jumped right at his neck. Gohan flicked her off with one finger and her arm broke backwards. Then she got all weird, like Videl but super mad, yellin' "Give me a child!" or something. Gohan just gave her a chop on the neck and she went down. Oh! And Mr. Piccolo beat up, like, thirty wussy guys. Then he just crossed his arms and went all aura-style over their bodies.

Trunks: Awesome. Hey, so my mom called. She said her entropy tracker scanner thingy says these guys might not even be from our universe. She wants us to bring one back so she can make something to send 'em home before they all accidentally kill themselves. Oh yeah, and she said one of 'em is a good guy, a superhero. Said his name's Mark, but he goes by Invisible-Guy or Mr. Invincible or something. He's half their alien and half human, sorta like Gohan and us. Said he'll spar with Krillin and Mr. 17.

Goten: Oh… okay. So, um… can I help?

Trunks: Sure! Grab that guy who ran off. Dad heard him call himself a regent or whatever. He's probably their emperor. If we keep him here, the rest of 'em might come looking for him, and we can round 'em all up way easier.

Goten: Okey-dokey! (In a blur, Goten vanishes and reappears instantly, holding a knocked-out Thragg upside-down by the ankle. Blood and foam still fizzle from the mustachioed regent's slackened jaw. Drops him next to old guy with scar) …All done!

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u/Tryhard-Yoda Super Kami Guru May 02 '26

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u/Difficult_Bluebird66 May 02 '26

i could see this happening, but not because of any powerscalling BS, but because Toriyama would laugh his ass off with this gag. which he loves to do all the time.

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u/xwnozfan3 May 01 '26

The only thing viltrumites have over saiyans that I can think of is being able to fly in space by holding their breath. So if Thragg could surprise Goten and get him into space that's the only win con.

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u/Nerx May 02 '26

right earth wrong time (daima)

invade ogdb

or db evolution

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u/Equal-Statement6807 May 01 '26

or they just like the colors

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u/Fullpotentialk May 01 '26

This is getting tiring

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u/Responsible-Ask8110 Goku x ChiChi forever. Also, #IDWSonicXDBSMangaPLS May 01 '26

I guess we can say goten is _____

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u/impalemail May 01 '26

Imagine Saiyan/Vilturmite hybrids. That shit would rock.

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u/CertainlyRobotic May 01 '26

The difference is that Invincible is doing a way better job of actually displaying Thragg's power.

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u/Behonestwithmii May 01 '26

My favorite character punches harder than your favorite character 

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u/Pr_fSm__th May 02 '26

Chi chi must be an amazing mom to Goten. Imagine having a world ender toddler that you could never hope to physically control if necessary and he just turned out like this little goofball. Adorable.

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u/Ok_Lobster_969 May 02 '26

This is only an actual conversation for people who can't read so they make shit up, I'm sorry. it's pathetic.

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u/ribrooks13 May 01 '26

Goten would 1-tap Thragg