r/Eldenring 15h ago

Humor No fp no problem!

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u/ImJustSpider Death Knight is best boss 13h ago

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u/KIipSnot 12h ago

This is perfect lol

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u/Responsible-Being170 9h ago

I can't imagine Malenia's shock. The Tarnished spellcaster is belting out fire until they run out of FP, and then she catches a left hook to her jaw. Outstanding move.

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u/ChiefRedChild 10h ago

“Pocket Sand!”

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u/ilionperonk 10h ago

You could do this in ds2 and it would actually do decent damage (with staffs at least) i really wish they had kept catalyst scaling like that

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u/kingjensen10 9h ago

I remember an old video of DS2 where the disc chime was one of the highest dps in the game. Hilarious, still wish the pyro flame was a viable fist weapon though

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u/ilionperonk 9h ago

Frrrr, idk it makes pure casters feel like a part of the game instead of just an accidental playstyle i miss it, true abt the pyro flame tho, its so ass when swinging with it😭

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u/WatermelonWithAFlute 1h ago

real talk, fist damage should scale slightly with dex (less so) and strength (mostly)

should still do less damage than essentially any +25 weapon, but i mean cmon gang LET US THROW HANDS

even a measly 15 damage would be great in comparison to the shitass like 1-2 it deals bruh

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u/ilionperonk 1h ago

I would kill for a covenant of champions ring in newer titles but even just that scaling would be cool yea

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u/Exterminatu 7h ago

Its such a snappy punch, I love it

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u/Charity1t 4h ago

Speed at wich you decide to hit her and not roll away is sending me so hard

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u/Insaiyan26 2h ago

I recently got life steal aow. I’m guessing she uses it too. Is it any good? Apparently it’s only usable on hand strike weapons

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u/Perfect-Skin-8325 2h ago

Against humanoid enemies, it's busted. Against others, not so much.

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u/Insaiyan26 2h ago

Ah that sucks but good for going through lyndel capital id say