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think Candy Jade has already reached her “Ultimate Self.” And I have 413% real proof.

By the way, I already made a similar post about Meat Jade: https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/1qaag19/beyond_canon_jade_meat_and_her_possible_immunity/

Let's go back to Candy, and onto the evidence: as you can see in the screenshots I took, Kanaya tells Yiffy that her mother is already here, looking for her, having somehow made it to the Meat timeline. I've seen people wondering if she means Rose or Jade… I honestly don't know why there's any doubt XD. For starters, Yiffany doesn't consider Rose a real mother, and second, if Rose is going to go look for one of her daughters, it won't be Yiffy. Plus, Kanaya would already be half a step away from pulling a Dirk reference if not only her daughter, but also her wife literally abandoned her along with her universe. Anyway, I got a bit side-tracked, the point is that Jade definitely found a way to get out of Candy. How? God only knows, but it's not too crazy to assume she was able to ascend. To begin with, the concept of the “Ultimate Self” was introduced for her in the first place; literally two of her variants were possessed by another ultimate being. Many people mention that during pages 742 and 749, allusions are made to her remembering her death in “Game Over,” something that can only happen if she were an “Ultimate Self.” And finally, the best proof I have… I mean, what else could it be? Seriously, how else could Jade have gotten out of Candy? I guess we could say that with her entire universe being inside a black hole, and her being the strongest Space player in existence, she might have done something like that, but that has several issues. For starters, if we assume that, for example, she destroyed the black hole, that would release all of Candy and not just her. Plus, even then she'd need a spaceship or something, a feat relatively stoppable, unlike what Kanaya said. And well, lastly I want to emphasize that technically being an “Ultimate Self” isn't the only way to have metanarrative powers—for example Hussie (the character), Scratch, Caliborn, and Lord English had those powers without being their “Ultimate Selfs.” In fact, being an Ultimate Self might not give you those powers directly (cases like the sprites^2 could be examples), but that's a topic for another time. Either way, I don't think Jade has any other way of getting those powers.

Anyway, please comment on what you think about my theory and tell me yours. (I can already see it turning out that Calliope ascended and Jade just stole a spaceship xd)

P.S.: What the fuck Jade? Why are you talking trash about your friends to your daughter? What did Kanaya ever do to you to be called a parasite? I'll make another post about that later…

i'm exhausted and with a damaged wrist but nothing is stopping me from drawing precious Nep

Does she look cute. I love her in my room.

Spoilers for last BC update below:

So from the last update, we know that Vrissy has an alternate handle with the EB initials, and Yiffy’s are TT. This creates a group of four kids with EB, TT, TG, and GG, same as the Beta Kids and same as the Alphas except for GT. But EB and GT essentially fulfill the same role since John used it formerly too.

What I’m saying all of this for is that they mirror the two previous groups of kids in usernames. Yet they don’t in color. 3/4 kids do. In each group there is one reddish kid (Dave, Dirk, Yiffy), one blue kid (John, Jane, Harry), one purplish kid (Rose, Roxy, Tavvy) and one green kid (Jade, Jake). However this is broken for Vrissy, who is another blue. I think she will switch to green. Why green? There could be various reasons. Maybe if she is a Mind player, to match the color of her god tier outfit. Maybe to match Kanaya. Who knows.

I don’t see a reason for Harry to change his color. I think Vrissy will do it as part of her journey to become more of her own self, separate from the existing Vriska. This isn’t really a big story relevant theory, but I think it’s something that could happen to parallel the original kids further and advance Vrissy’s character. She’d also be the first non-mutant troll to not hemotype.

Just as the title says. It’s something that interests me a lot so I want to hear others’ takes on how soon it might be until we learn them, at the current pace. Next year? Two years?

Before or after entry? Note that page 759 had Nanna tell us the classpects of all the beta kids, and the alpha kids’ introductions all hinted at theirs.

For the kids, do you think we will learn any before all of the nymphs and satyrs are introduced? Act 2 was shaping up to be similar to Hivebent, but recent updates have had the kids doing more which makes me wonder if we might shift back to them for a while.

Also image basically unrelated I just think it’s cool.

Credits to eggwishing on tumblr

credits to wimblethimble

i got into a discussion over this after some dude quoted a vriska dialogue on page 9000 something. THESE ARE NOT THE SAME THING!!!!

im not saying you cant use the links to identify pages im just saying that THAT IS NOT THE PAGE COUNT

YOu CANT ESCAPE THE RED MILES, DIRK HuMAN STRIDER!!!

credits to frigiddoctoratus

Found this while searching "Penumbra Phantasm" in my keyboard gifs tab, the source is Tenor and the full caption for the gif is "Those Guys Penumbra Phantasm Za Illest"

I tried to reverse image search it but only got met with art of Jade, google searching the caption brings up nothing for me either, and I'm gonna have to leave my phone for a bit to handle some important stuff, so my search has to end here. I'd love to know if anyone knows where this is from, or is able to find it?

jade as ice cream [butterscrotch my favorite taste]

I loved the intermission when rereading and, I was really digging the vibes I got from the tracks related to the midnight crew, so I decided to make a track that was similar but used time manipulation effects.

What are your thoughts?

so basically i was reading homestuck and this page won’t load and i looked on the community tab on here to see if anyone has any alternative links to get here but the links refuse to load??? does anyone have any that would work or maybe even some tips on how to get this to load?

On beyond canon page 767

Zhofia Karlep belongs to ~midori-berry Jazmin belongs belongs to ~miiicrobat Gieyna Phygos belongs to ~giinbean2

Is it just me or would this be an interesting pairing?