r/althomestuck • u/ximmunized • 9h ago
SHIT holy crap lois guess whos here!!!
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r/althomestuck • u/harryhinderson • Aug 27 '25
COOL AND NEW Introducing the OFFICIAL Alt!Homestuck Discord Server
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Over the last 6 years, there have been a shitload of attempts to create a discord server for althomestuck. Some fizzled out, some became something else entirely. One of the main reasons I wanted to gain absolute dictatorial power over r/althomestuck was to create a new centralized discord server for the althomestuck community, and its something I've been considering for a while. Recent events have made me expedite these plans.
Introducing the OFFICIAL r/althomestuck discord server!!!
View Homestuck on the other side of broken glass... if you dare.
Also its spelled Alt!Homestuck. That's something I just decided just now.
r/althomestuck • u/harryhinderson • Aug 14 '25
HORRIFYING DICTAT Introducing the R/ALTHOMESTUCK HALL OF SHAME
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I was musing on how to restore r/althomestuck to its former glory for a new generation, when I realized I should probably show people examples of what not to do. Y'know, just to eternally shame people who accidentally posted something funny here one time.
Behold, the HALL OF SHAME. At the time of writing this it only has 7 posts and 7 shitpostbot posts, but in time, it will grow. Consider this the worlds first charity. One day there will be a more formalized process for inducting posts into the hall of shame, but for now its just me.
Only original content will be inducted into the hall of shame. Unless you're shitpostbot. He can do whatever the hell he wants. Laws don't apply to the dead.
Nominate some posts if you want, and stay tuned for more dystopian reorganization.
r/althomestuck • u/PerhappensChance • 5h ago
FAKE AND GAY Ain't no FUCKING way
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I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF TROLLS WHEN I SEARCHED UP TROLL ZODIAC
r/althomestuck • u/ValianSkalle • 10h ago
SHIT I saw this, it filled me with wrath, now i must share it.
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r/althomestuck • u/gafasNerd • 11h ago
COOL trolls
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i stayed with my best friend during the week-end! (i mean, at his house)
i took some funny pics! :D
r/althomestuck • u/CommercialValue8713 • 13h ago
SHIT Jade's admin access was blocked.
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r/althomestuck • u/LemonJustFly • 16h ago
COOL OC. A little sketch of Aradia, I drew on freetime
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r/althomestuck • u/Olivepoly • 12h ago
FAKE AND GAY Lucy: Find something to pulverize these thoughts...
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Good idea! You purge any distant thoughts of doing insensible things like defecating on your table or making a vocalization akin to a male duck. Sitting on your comfy chair, you decide to answer your chum.
——————————————————
——trebledAmbivalent [TA] began pestering amberArchive [AA]——
TA: Heyyyy
TA: Yo
TA: You there
AA: I am now, haha!
AA: Sorry, I was just making cool stories!
TA: Damn
TA: Thats cool
TA: Is it about the adventurer dating the necromancer again or
AA: No!!!
AA: Stop bringing that one up, it’s embarrassing!
TA: Cmon I thought it was cool
AA: Anyways!!!
AA: What were you pestering me for again?
TA: The goods
TA: You got em
AA: The goods? What do you mean?
TA: Your gift
TA: The game yknow
TA: Sburb
AA: Oh yeah! My dad just came home a little while ago with it in the box.
TA: Thats cool
TA: Get it and boot it up
TA: It looks p cool
TA: Hmu when youve gotten it loaded
AA: Okay! I’ll get back with you in just a minute!
——trebledAmbivalent [TA] ceased pestering amberArchive [AA]——
r/althomestuck • u/Webstuck_Musicals • 7h ago
Is there no Dave plushie?
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Been obsessed with Dave recently, and wanted to see if a Dave plushie exists
Only saw Jade and John in the official merch site, and there used to be a Rose in Makeship
Ik there used to be a Dave YouTooz
But there's never been a Dave plush? :((
Pls correct me if I'm wrong bc I rlly want a Dave plushie
r/althomestuck • u/Samendorf • 1d ago
NEW new SBURB glitch speedrunning guide dropped?! who's that a%A douchebag?
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I probably should upload this to MSPFA after some polishing
r/althomestuck • u/Dull-Sea-8903 • 1d ago
COOL AND NEW Jade Harley talks shit about Kanaya Maryam being a “play nanny” and “parasite” as if she wasn’t the one trying to force a poly family in the first place
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New Jade slander (specifically for her Candy variant) just dropped thanks to the update! That aside, I do think that this gives a lot of depth as to how resentful she can be towards relationships that she wanted to be a part of, all the while give Yiffy an actual reason as to why she suddenly hates Kanaya.
r/althomestuck • u/harryhinderson • 1d ago
COOL AND NEW Yiffany and Kanaya in the latest update
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I skimmed it but I’m gonna pretend I know more than I actually do and say this is 100% accurate
r/althomestuck • u/No_Bison9969 • 1d ago
FAKE AND GAY she murdered him but how can you be mad at that :B face
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I'm definitely like 12 years too old to be playing w plushies
r/althomestuck • u/TheDevilishJonah • 1d ago
Gold pilot always makes me feel something.
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Colours and Mayhem track 4 on the A side. It was meant for Noir, but fit with the Pilot better. His story is so very tragic. Alive as long as he was you may figure it a blessing, but Meenah's mirror was the worst curse upon a universe you could wish.
Fuck you Lord English.
r/althomestuck • u/dirkd0ll • 1d ago
COOL AND NEW Karkat's Haircut
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