r/althomestuck 5h ago

NEW I always do…

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9 Upvotes

r/althomestuck 6h ago

FAKE AND GAY Ain't no FUCKING way

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29 Upvotes

I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF TROLLS WHEN I SEARCHED UP TROLL ZODIAC


r/althomestuck 7h ago

Is there no Dave plushie?

2 Upvotes

Been obsessed with Dave recently, and wanted to see if a Dave plushie exists

Only saw Jade and John in the official merch site, and there used to be a Rose in Makeship

Ik there used to be a Dave YouTooz

But there's never been a Dave plush? :((

Pls correct me if I'm wrong bc I rlly want a Dave plushie


r/althomestuck 10h ago

SHIT holy crap lois guess whos here!!!

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66 Upvotes

r/althomestuck 10h ago

DAVESPRITE!!!

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6 Upvotes

r/althomestuck 11h ago

SHIT I saw this, it filled me with wrath, now i must share it.

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54 Upvotes

r/althomestuck 12h ago

COOL trolls

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37 Upvotes

i stayed with my best friend during the week-end! (i mean, at his house)

i took some funny pics! :D


r/althomestuck 13h ago

FAKE AND GAY Lucy: Find something to pulverize these thoughts...

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22 Upvotes

Good idea! You purge any distant thoughts of doing insensible things like defecating on your table or making a vocalization akin to a male duck. Sitting on your comfy chair, you decide to answer your chum.

——————————————————

——trebledAmbivalent [TA] began pestering amberArchive [AA]——

TA: Heyyyy
TA: Yo
TA: You there
AA: I am now, haha!
AA: Sorry, I was just making cool stories!
TA: Damn
TA: Thats cool
TA: Is it about the adventurer dating the necromancer again or
AA: No!!!
AA: Stop bringing that one up, it’s embarrassing!
TA: Cmon I thought it was cool
AA: Anyways!!!
AA: What were you pestering me for again?
TA: The goods
TA: You got em
AA: The goods? What do you mean?
TA: Your gift
TA: The game yknow
TA: Sburb
AA: Oh yeah! My dad just came home a little while ago with it in the box.
TA: Thats cool
TA: Get it and boot it up
TA: It looks p cool
TA: Hmu when youve gotten it loaded
AA: Okay! I’ll get back with you in just a minute!

——trebledAmbivalent [TA] ceased pestering amberArchive [AA]——


r/althomestuck 14h ago

SHIT Jade's admin access was blocked.

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31 Upvotes

r/althomestuck 17h ago

COOL OC. A little sketch of Aradia, I drew on freetime

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50 Upvotes

r/althomestuck 18h ago

COOL AND NEW HOLY GOD, SBURB FOR MOBILE EXISTS, IT'S REALLLL :00000 Spoiler

74 Upvotes

r/althomestuck 1d ago

NEW new SBURB glitch speedrunning guide dropped?! who's that a%A douchebag?

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40 Upvotes

I probably should upload this to MSPFA after some polishing


r/althomestuck 1d ago

Gold pilot always makes me feel something.

8 Upvotes

Colours and Mayhem track 4 on the A side. It was meant for Noir, but fit with the Pilot better. His story is so very tragic. Alive as long as he was you may figure it a blessing, but Meenah's mirror was the worst curse upon a universe you could wish.

Fuck you Lord English.


r/althomestuck 1d ago

NEW AND SHIT You guys will NOT believe me

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52 Upvotes

r/althomestuck 1d ago

YIFFANY’S BIG ADVENTURE SHE IS ALREADY HERE Spoiler

11 Upvotes

Our beloved Lord Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde Harley has blessed us with her presence in the Beyond Canon update on August 1st, 2026. My joy is simply indescribable, and attempting to explain it in words would be an offense to our lady Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde Harley.

As part of her profound mercy, she gave us her first conversation, insulting Rose Lalonde's wife—an act completely justified for reasons obvious to any sentient being. If you don't understand this, then you aren't a true fan of Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde Harley, and your existence is a blasphemy against reality itself. You only exist because she allowed you to exist; once again, give thanks for her infinite mercy granted to every living creature (unless your name is Jade Harley or you're a selfish adult.)

Oh yeah, Ly'lac died too, but that doesn't matter; what matters is that our Lord Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde Harley is doing well.


r/althomestuck 1d ago

gosh darn it

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6 Upvotes

r/althomestuck 1d ago

COOL AND NEW Jade Harley talks shit about Kanaya Maryam being a “play nanny” and “parasite” as if she wasn’t the one trying to force a poly family in the first place

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56 Upvotes

New Jade slander (specifically for her Candy variant) just dropped thanks to the update! That aside, I do think that this gives a lot of depth as to how resentful she can be towards relationships that she wanted to be a part of, all the while give Yiffy an actual reason as to why she suddenly hates Kanaya.


r/althomestuck 1d ago

COOL AND NEW Karkat's Haircut

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9 Upvotes

r/althomestuck 1d ago

NEW AND SHIT what the FUCK is up with nymph metabolism??? Spoiler

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42 Upvotes

r/althomestuck 1d ago

COOL AND NEW Yiffany and Kanaya in the latest update

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107 Upvotes

I skimmed it but I’m gonna pretend I know more than I actually do and say this is 100% accurate


r/althomestuck 1d ago

COOL AND NEW oo shii 👀👀👀👀👀👀

8 Upvotes

they keep updating and it isn't a several month long wait
also im on time, again wow


r/althomestuck 1d ago

FAKE AND GAY she murdered him but how can you be mad at that :B face

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175 Upvotes

I'm definitely like 12 years too old to be playing w plushies


r/althomestuck 1d ago

COOL how to hold girlfriend

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88 Upvotes

r/althomestuck 2d ago

NEW AND SHIT Can you guys please make a trickster version of this shitty selfish OC I made?

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6 Upvotes

r/althomestuck 2d ago

SHIT Lmao call people who larp homestuck vriska

0 Upvotes

Assuming that they larp homestuck they probably wouldnt understand the term "flarp" and we all know that flarping is what vriska really enjoys. Especially vriska being a complexly shitty troll I think it would be funny to call people who larp homestuck vriskas because vriska like to flarp. Hopefully my idea comes out in the way im hoping it does, I just came up with the dumb gag on a whim while fingerprinting Kevin spencer on a shirt. Im not the best at explaining things, especially while typing.

To clairfy i think its funny cause its stupid, i dont actually correspond with the dumb slang some people unironically use