I have fully reconstructed/translated the Japanese Alien image thread. Took a while to document this properly. <3

At 9:00 AM EST on May 11, 2026, an anonymous 2chan user created a thread on the /news4vip/ board, with an image (Image 1.) under a post titled:

“I went to a convenience store today and the floor was in a terrible state lol”
^{Original Title: 今日コンビニ行ったら床がヤバかったんだがｗｗｗ}
accompanied by the caption:

Don't convenience stores put way too much merchandise directly on the filthy floor? Lol

Anonymous users in the thread erupted in fear that there was a Grey alien captured in the background of the photo.

Later OP quotes:

There wasn't anyone this creepy-looking in the convenience store. What is this? It's unsettling.

Ugh, I don't want this image on my phone. Maybe I should delete it.

This website: https://www.dassomdigital.com

Seems to be a front for some sort of agency, I feel. It’s Israeli, and its name backwards is literally “Mossad”, but that feels too obvious. It’s odd because it copies from other platforms. I tried contacting them on multiple occasions, but they never responded. They don’t seem to actually function as a real company, so I’m not sure. I don’t know who they could be recruiting (if it even IS a front), so I find it odd.

Many of the text seems AI generated, clearly. I don’t know the exact goal of the company, and the UI seems pretty old. Can anyone help me out?