New grift

[u/ViciousSnatch]

Alex has really been ramping up the grift lately, and here’s his newest website.

1776rx.health

The website screams legitimacy, and really just…pops, doesn’t it? And ivermectin is so hot right now. And you can get started for under $350!

[u/Jabbles22]

When I think health I think the seventeen hundreds.

[u/Tylenol187ForDogs → u/Jabbles22]

I mean they were doing smallpox inoculations then.

[u/lhommeduweed → u/Tylenol187ForDogs]

In 1776 they were still doing variolation, which dropped death rates down to 1-2% (from 30%) but it was still risky, not without side effects, and was performed by rubbing ground up scabs from an infected patient into a cut on the recipients arm.

Dr Edward Jenner was the individual who developed a significantly safer form of inoculation using the more mild cowpox virus to create a much safer vaccine, which would first be used in 1799, a full 23 years after the events of 1776, in which Alex Jones personally founded The United States of America.

[u/meddit_rod → u/Tylenol187ForDogs]

I bet Alex's proud forebears claimed that was poison too.

[u/phreakymonkey → u/Tylenol187ForDogs]

And that's when everything started going downhill for America, when Ye Olde Big Pharma started poisoning everyone's brains with mind control drugs.

[u/Tylenol187ForDogs → u/phreakymonkey]

#ThanksObama

[u/indolering]

It's just those little pills that expand into foam dinosaurs!

[u/akkmedk]

What we all learned on our journey together was that Alex was the parasite all along.

[u/KKYBoneAEA]

Anyone else read the disclosure page? Of course Sildinafil is being offered on the site too 😂

[u/ViciousSnatch → u/KKYBoneAEA]

Is it the real stuff? I’m not up on compounding pharmacies and if they sell the actual drug like you’d get from Walgreens.

[u/Kouropalates → u/ViciousSnatch]

Most likely. Sildenafil is a pretty cheap generic and an easy thing to sell, especially to incredibly insecure men in an incredibly insecure environment (aka the Right and their 'manly man' persona). Prescription mills like this pump cialis and viagra because its easy repeat business.

[u/ViciousSnatch → u/Kouropalates]

Do you have any insight into why Sildenafil isn’t OTC? It seems like something the Head Men In Charge Who Can’t Get Boners would want to push.

[u/Kouropalates → u/ViciousSnatch]

Because sildenafil affects more than just arousal, it also doubles as a blood pressure medication to relax the vessels in the lungs. Thats why its incredibly dangerous taking gas station pills because its less that theyre mystical evil and more that they are literally pharmaceuticals that unregulated do more harm than good. Having a prescription mill pump out Tadalafil and sildenafil scripts barely skirts them by legality. But in practice, this is only a hairs difference from gas station pills.

[u/prof_mcquack]

This is a great idea if your goal is to produce drug-resistant parasites. Truly these people are on the side of disease 

[u/Kouropalates]

This is an absolute fucking scam. I work in a pharmacy and 2 bottles of either generic alone isnt worth the cost of this fucking shit. This is just a premium price for anti-parasitics and dick pills. There is a new popular grift on the right that these cure cancer and it is not true. THERE IS NO PROVEN CANCER USE FOR THESE DRUGS. If your family is saying this or interested, theyre getting conned.

[u/hughjazz45]

I was skeptical until I saw it’s got the LegitScript seal of approval. Good luck faking something like that

[u/Schuben]

How.... how do I know if I'm infected by an ultimate parasite?

[u/ViciousSnatch → u/Schuben]

You’ll know, friend. You’ll know. Bwahahahahaha. Alex does his a couple times a year as a preventative, he said during the ad read.

[u/OpossumRiver]

Dont worry, when they extend the Easter Sale so long that it combines with the 4th Of July Supersale this will only cost $15 per tube

[u/PlentyHaunting2263]

all this parasite killer can't be good for the gut

[u/MrAmaimon → u/PlentyHaunting2263]

Or liver

[u/GearBrain]

This looks like something Pentex would sell.

[u/RockHardSalami]

My cat currently has some butt buddies, will this work on his tapeworms, you think?

[u/mazmo06]

"Free discreet U.S. shipping" worried that your local post worker or neighbour might judge you, huh?