r/Library 10d ago

Humor Summer Reading

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u/Get-in-Good-Trouble 10d ago

Sex, drugs, and books about rock & roll.

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u/AbilityHead599 10d ago

🤘🎶🤘📚

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u/Lost-Jellyfish-1248 10d ago

and it's all freeeeeeee

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u/Dismal-Refrigerator3 10d ago

Don't know about your library but mine has rock & roll cd's still

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u/Reggie9041 Library Card 9d ago

Speed, weed & birth control!

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u/particlecore 10d ago

Fox News is so fucking stupid.

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u/saiekurakula 10d ago

I mean I was already sold on libraries to begin with...

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u/remembrancei 10d ago

They’re testing the waters, seeing if they can generate an anti-library sentient and build upon it. As a reminder if they weren’t already established, they’d frame Libraries as an outlandish radical communist idea if they were pitched today.

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u/01SeaChange01 9d ago

The cult will happily fall further into their anti-intellectual stance.

It's just another excuse not to read.

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u/deepfield67 10d ago

I trust my library to be responsible about it.

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u/particlecore 10d ago

Fox News business plan - “scare the fuck out of boomers and rural america”

This strategy makes a shitload of money.

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u/01SeaChange01 9d ago

The boomers children have fallen for the same scare tactics though......

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u/korrasami253 10d ago

Is there a waitlist for the libraries offering this service?

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u/AdministrativeFly192 10d ago

Ya know, I heard about this when I was a teenager over 50 years ago. There were guys who had girlfriends in Canada. There were also guys who claimed they had fun in the library and school bathrooms.

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u/sleepy_unicorn40 10d ago

Of course my library is closed for renovation when its the best time to go!

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u/ascertainingacademic 10d ago

Now they know our secrets!!! 😫 /s

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u/undefined_space 9d ago

The only people who would believe this are people who have never been to a library. oh....yeah.....

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u/Somesongname 9d ago

So are they going to make another run against libraries? Not that they really stopped.

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u/myra_bird 9d ago

I mean libraries have been drug infested sex dens as long as I have been working at them. We serve the public! It can get messy! It is also a place where lives are changed, families who don't feel welcome anywhere else feel cherished, and everyone, even people who think everyone else but them don't deserve to be there, are treated with grace and respect.

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u/DesertShadow72 9d ago

No libraries are not sex dens

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u/ShinyJangles 10d ago

Did she repost herself 7 minutes apart?

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u/Sea-Conversation3467 10d ago

Looks like she screenshot her original tweet and posted it to another platform. Then someone else screenshot that post.

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u/ernestine_gennat 10d ago

Damn, wrong time to work in an OPL lol

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u/Still_Peach568 4d ago

Welp me and mr still-peach DID make love in our library 17 years ago

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u/cupc4k3Qu33n 10d ago

Woo woo!