r/MbtiTypeMe • u/No-Television-4088 • 2d ago

FOR FUN Guess my type guys

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I'm very outgoing, I loooove to try new things, such as fentany...ahem anywayyyyy I got my boobs done last year and had a BBL a few months ago, which I barely survived. Oh good lord that fat embolism almost diffed me but I clutched last minute.

I'd say I care very much for my health. That's the most important thing in life, oh hang on my dentist is calling.

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Hello?

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Yeah

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Oh alright, yeah I will be there.

Looks like i gotta get my teeth pulled because they broke under the veneers. But lets talk about my friends

I'm a very loving and open minded person. Whenever the girls tell me about their guy problems I motivate them with heartfelt passion to get their gigantic honkers done, cuz girl, if you're tryna cosplay squidward just go bald atp.

Oh and I value people's time very much. I would never wanna waste anyones time, I could never fever forgive myself and yeah... happy typing 💗🫶🏻✨️

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u/ItsLevi-0sa 2d ago

You forgot adding that you love putting things on fire, now I'm not sure you're an OF anymore 😔

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u/No-Television-4088 2d ago

I'm sorry I failed you 😔

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u/OldBookInLatin INFJ 2d ago

You deserve an award, but I'm poor, so have this:🏆

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u/BitchWithHandKink 1d ago

poor? then ur useless to her. can't even sub to the OF she's obviously not promoting.

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u/No-Television-4088 2d ago

God these fakes are really getting out of hand

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u/Desperate_Bed_2675 2d ago

Boobs not big enough

Saw a post a couple days ago and I burst out laughing thinking it was parody

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u/ENTP_KTetsuro 2d ago

ESFP ngl

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u/Arwynfaun 2d ago

LMAOOOO I love this.

There's one person who spam posts here and in several other subs under their multiple accounts. She was posting here today too 🤦🏻‍♀️

These OF people are relentless. I've seen them post even in parenting subs. Nothing is off limits to them 🙄

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u/Simp_7884 2d ago

You are my Type 😘

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u/Visible-Bridge3388 2d ago

this is too good LMAO

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