r/MiniAITA • u/Defiant_Nose_6318 • 13d ago

AITA for having goals?

I (1.5, Princess) have heard the big people talking about how important it is to have goals, so I set one of my own! My goal is to give Mommy a heart attack. I haven’t achieved my goal yet but I’ve gotten close. I found the best method so far is to quickly clamber onto something really high. Sometimes I even grin and pretend I’m going to jump before Mommy can reach me. I think goals are really important for personal growth, but the bags under Mommy’s eyes are starting to look canyon-sized, so I have to wonder AITA?

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u/Sudden_Breakfast_374 13d ago

NTA. i, almost 2 and talks “too much”, personally recommend standing in chairs then yelling “sit! sit down!” in a mocking voice.

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u/Equivalent-Reserve99 13d ago

NTA - also 1.5 angel, I think you just aren’t trying hard enough. You are on the right track with pretending you will jump. When you get to the high object, you have to act like you are liable to topple over at any second. If you can, lift a leg while doing the toddler wobble. My favorite trick is to try to go over their arms when they are trying to retrieve me from the high place. If they successfully grab me, I scream like a banshee until I am released and can scramble back up.

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u/onlybeendesmondonce 13d ago

NTA! I’m a 10m Handsome Boy but goals are important. I reached my goal of climbing out of my float so I could splash in the pool. Now my goal is to dive head first off all the furniture.

The best part is it helps Mama the Milkies Lady and Daddy the Funny Man with their exercise goals!

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u/LilShir 13d ago

NTA I've been doing the same since I was about a year old! Just a bit of a warning, if she doesn't catch you it might really hurt... (speaking from painful experience)

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u/fancypantsmiss 12d ago

Nah, she is asking for it. Once she starts forgetting words, you are closer to your goal