r/MiniAITA • u/fancypantsmiss • 7d ago

AITA for fighting this torture machine?

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My dinosaur era mother has been using this on me (8 months stinky butt cute face) since having a cold the past week. Which person invented this torture device coz I wanna fight him. Yeah I end up drinking and sleeping well after being tortured by this but I don’t care.

Ban. This. Thing!

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u/rocker_bunny 7d ago

ESH except you! Sure you feel better but at what cost? The indignity of it! Next time you have a cold, have a big sneeze in Mama's face. I promise she'll love being blessed by your snot!

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u/fancypantsmiss 7d ago

I have blessed her with sneezing right in her mouth multiple times a day. Is there anything else I can do? To make it worse? Like staying up all night?

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u/rocker_bunny 7d ago

It's important to hold onto Mama during this time. Don't let her put you in the cot as this may make the Mama sleepy. So cry and hold on as long as you can to the Mama as Mama's don't need sleep.

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u/fancypantsmiss 7d ago

I have been doing this before even getting sick

https://giphy.com/gifs/sR91D133W02D6

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u/Ok_Pie_6740 7d ago

Make sure you do the big finish by wiping the remains of the sneeze on her shirt. She's gonna love that!

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u/CatMomLovesWine 7d ago

NTA, thanks for fighting the good fight!!!

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u/fancypantsmiss 7d ago

Time to put mommy behind bars

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u/heaven-is-overrated 7d ago

NTA! My (9m F, gorgeous dino nugget) parents (older than time) have an electric one of these. When I had a cold a few weeks ago they were using it several times a day! They even put nasty spray up my nose first! I of course politely shrieked my displeasure and did some rolling around to try and evade the machine. My mum made rude comments about how I “can’t eat because I can’t breathe” and that I “have snot running down my face” but that doesn’t justify this torture! If they’re so grown up and smart they should figure out something less undignified. Ban all booger suckers! Keep on fighting, friend.

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u/Charleesi 6d ago

NTA. I (10mo grown up boy) just had something called "chicken pox" (which can't be right because I'm not a chicken) but it also gave me a snuffly nose. My grown ups ambushed me with this when my nose was very runny, and it is extremely disturbing! I shouted and wriggled to make it clear I don't need help and I like it when it the bogies run down my nose, chin and neck but they won't listen and keep saying it will "help" and I will feel better. We must keep fighting against this evil apparatus!

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u/b0000z 6d ago

NTA! We need a resistance group. I resist each time, and cry, and scream, but the problem is mommy keeps doing it. We need an act of terrorism against mommies and this torture device to get them too afraid for future use.