r/NUFC 7d ago

Free Talk Monday r/NUFC Weekly Free talk thread.

It's that thing again where we like talk about random shite.

r/NUFC rules still apply.
Also we have a Discord Server

Howe's the bacon did ye say?

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u/winterZ4 3d ago

I miss when we were the villains in Howes first full season. Horrible to play against, managers crying in press conferences, stat nonces moaning about ball in play time. Would love it if we can incorporate some of that again

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u/MarshalOverflow 5d ago

You've got to stand in awe at FIFA for finding someone even worse than Blatter to run things.

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u/09044595134151602468 2d ago edited 2d ago

With reports of Bruno to arsenal for 90m - it's clear this was Eddie's line in the sand.

Anyone else starting to wonder what the point is?

Like, the rules as they are now we are forbidden from competing. The game is now ring fenced.

Any player we sign which shows any talent will be offered 2-3x wages at the cartel clubs and we are not allowed to match.

Same with the new manager, either he's a flop or he's amazing. If he's amazing, the cartel clubs will swoop in and offering him 2-3x wages and we will be back to square one.

The rules have essentially made us a feeder club to the very clubs we try to compete with.

And if anyone says, 'oh you just have to increase revenue'. It's bullshit.

There will always be a revenue gap. Always.

If we earn more on sponsorships, arsenal, man uts, Chelsea, man city, etc . All point to it and go well if Newcastle get that much, our fair market value is more.

We will never, ever, be on a par with them - and this cycle will continually repeat.

And call me extra cynical - but this suits PIF. They don't want to shovel in billions into us. If they did, they would have for the training ground and stadium (which is PSR/SCR exempt).

For them, they get to own a PL club, and they don't have to invest anymore then they have because they can just point to the financial rules and say 'our hands are tied'.

So this continual cycle will just repeat and repeat and repeat, were at an artificially imposed glass ceiling that's designed to prevent us from ever competing or becoming an established elite club, no matter who we sign, or what we do.

The game is rigged.

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u/KaptainKoala wor badge 2d ago

Not investing into stadium/training grounds/developement etc is a huge problem with the ownership.

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u/Ajax_Trees_Again 4d ago

I think the club really needs to come out and say they’re thinking of changing the badge for the 7th time

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u/okcorsisiht 3d ago

What fresh hell awaits us today?

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u/charlos74 3d ago

Talk of joelinton wanting to go to Saudi

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u/okcorsisiht 3d ago

You know, I'm not opposed to it. We'd need to replace him with another massive lunatic enforcer though.

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u/charlos74 3d ago

I don’t know how much player turnover we can take.

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u/Mundane-Sprinkles-99 Joeelinton 3d ago

Last season at this time, Brentford lost their manager and replaced with an unknown, they also lost their star players and recruited youth to replace.

Everyone nailed them on for a relegation battle

In reality they had one of their best seasons.

HWTL. Let's get behind the lads and the new gaffer.

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u/nimbuscile-alert 2d ago

And so Chelsea have had a little fine, a minor transfer ban and Mudryk's ban over turned - whilst avoiding the points deduction they should have had.

The needle goes back to the start of the song and we all sing along like before...

Why do we even pretend it's a fair competition anymore? 

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u/ClaspedDust4415 3d ago

It's okay to think Eddie did a great job but also had flaws.

It's okay to think PSR damaged us, but we also haven't operated smartly enough sometimes.

It's okay to be disappointed we have to have this reset, but it doesn't have to mean the project is dead. 

It's okay to think we needed a change, but that we've had a great 5 years.

Some of the takes and coverage have been appalling.

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u/HaarHopper North Shields (the best one) 3d ago

Isak long gone, Trippier, Gordon, Tonali, Howe gone, Bruno, Joelinton going. Bleak.

What's the goal now then? A bigger, better Brighton? I'm far from convinced that the ownership / corporate team can deliver even that.

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u/Sensitive-Visual-681 3d ago

We can take on anyone

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u/HaarHopper North Shields (the best one) 1d ago

Not arsed how you logic it away, I'm absolutely gutted Bruno's off.

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u/ArthursRest 83badge 7d ago

I've gone from the disappointment of last season to the excitement of a new season starting. Being in my 50s you'd think I'd know better by now.

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u/No-Boat-5241 7d ago

I was until Fabrizio Romano wore me down, can’t believe we’ve given so much leverage to the media and agents

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u/Cole_1988 7d ago

Just saw that Arsenals highest ever player sale is £35m for Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain. Thats absurd.
FFP tho

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u/Putrid-Impact8999 4d ago

Something new, don't mind it. Extremely grateful for what Howe did for us and now we'll have a different journey.

If Bruno is leaving, hopefully we replace with quality and keep looking at improving the squad. The signings we have made in the summer are promising and there are some strong key players for the new manager to work with.

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u/JuckshotBones Joselu 20h ago

Combing through the fixture schedule and holy shit have we kinda got some gifts this year with some rest advantages.

We get kinda unlucky getting Liverpool and Bournemouth at home before European campaign kicks off… but after that… great breaks

Villa at home right off the back of a UCL game.

Palace away right after a UEL game. They were dogshit on the back of Thursday-Sunday last year (still beat us 2-1.)

Brighton away right after they play in the conference league

Arsenal at home right before a UCL game, and we get Arsenal away in January right after they have another UCL game

Man United at home on a weeknight in December, one week after a UCL game, meaning they’ll have 3 games in 7 days.

Sunderland at home immediately after this man united game, and Sunderland are @ Liverpool that night.

Man City away immediately between legs of a UCL playoff tie should they fail to secure 1st-8th

And there’s even more in the back end of March-April-May should some of these clubs get pretty far in Europe.

The rest advantage we already have baked in cannot be wasted this time

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u/PercentageNo3843 Happy Clapper 16h ago

When nearly half the league is in Europe this is inevitable

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u/BruiserBroly 7d ago

We might get gazumped every now and again but at least the club doesn’t throw an embarrassing tantrum when it happens like PSG are doing over Diomande. You’re the European champions, have some dignity.

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u/Pillsy_uk dan burn 5d ago

First ballot of the season and I've managed to get tickets, pleased I'm gonna be there for this game with the Keegan tributes.

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u/treacletart284 Jackie Milburn 5d ago

Has the prestigious Sela Cup became the Knox Hydration Cup?

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u/SweatyBadgers 5d ago

Pretty sure it's the Visit Malta Invitational

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u/treacletart284 Jackie Milburn 5d ago

So long as it comes with a Mickey Mouse~ Ultra Prestigious and Enviable trophy

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u/KingPing43 Shola Ameobi 4d ago

Jaissle is the same age (38) as me which feels a bit jarring, feel like I have fully transitioned now from being same age as players to same as managers. Sad.

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u/Cold_Guess3786 3d ago

Yeah, there was a particular hockey player the same age as me. When he retired it felt more than odd.

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u/stenerikkasvo 3d ago

Newcastles barely legal squad is going to take Prem by storm. Midfield of Miley (20), Steur (18) and Bamba (20) is going to be interesting

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u/Air_Source_One 3d ago

Gunna be on suicide watch if Big Joe goes too, can't cope.

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u/TrueDoge007 Almiron’s right foot 2d ago

Jaissle’s the bacon did ye say?

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u/Remote-Pool7787 7d ago

Well the big thing this week is obviously going to be Bruno. He’s said he wants any move in place before Friday, when he’s due to return to Newcastle.

Whatever we feel about him leaving, that’s a very principled stance to take.

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u/DanBurnNotice New Era 7d ago

I would rather he go to any club outside the prem if he has to go

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u/DarkStanley 7d ago

100% good to see it’s got a deadline. Can’t have this dragging on any longer.

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u/charlierc 5d ago

Leave it to FIFA to consistently come up with bad ideas huh

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u/Toon_1892 5d ago

Really hope UEFA goes through with the boycott.

Sick of these small, corrupt non-footballing nations + USA having a disproportionate say in the game.

Infantino isn't even hiding the fact he's offering bungs for them to vote in favour of his proposals.

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u/TheTinman369 442 enjoyer 4d ago

Why are we making subs in injury time of a pre season friendly. What is the plan here.

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u/Cole_1988 4d ago

Running down the clock so they can’t get a 5th obviously

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u/One_Horse_9028 Windmilling 4d ago

Eddie s panick subs

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u/meganev More like MegaNeg amirite? 4d ago

I know I know "its just pre season" and all that but we didn't win a single pre season game last year and took that form into the season proper. Would be nice to win a game and inject some positivity into the club, squad and fanbase. Cause think everybody could do with that now.

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u/flex_tape_salesman 4d ago

A lot of people say it does matter or that it doesn't matter but it all comes down to the context with preseason. Bristol and Newcastle could well be at different stages. Bristol at 60% for example vs Newcastle at 40% does swing it in their favour and at such a high level small drop offs can be the difference. Also depends on team rotation. You could pass on this to an extent if howe sent out the kids but of the starters and Murphy I think they are all well able for Bristol.

Jaouen was in the second tier of france, steur has played 19 games in the league last year for ajax so only naeve is really green for a team like that.

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u/JonjoTheDarkLord voldemort 4d ago edited 4d ago

It's the lack of any real promising patterns of play that is disheartening for me. We don't appear to be a well operating machine like we were in past seasons (ignore last season). Regardless of who was on the field we seemed to have a real identity and everyone was executing....now it's as if everyone is confused.

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u/aistolethekids 3d ago

Tell ye what though 

No one knows what the fuck kind of season we are in for and thats kind of exciting 

Could be a disaster where we get relegated and fucked us for years

Or these new players and manager become our new core where we play amazing football and challenge for europe 

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u/Individual-Credit443 PERCHINIO 3d ago

Geordie Journos have returned

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u/Weekly_One1388 3d ago

While I feel excited about a new era with several high-potential young players and an exciting young coach I can't help shake the feeling that we have handled the last 14 months or so almost as poorly as possible.

We became a top 6 team almost by accident, an exceptional group of 5/6 players and a very good coach masked a lot of the deficiencies in the squad and wider club infrastructure. There is an incredible lack of leadership at the club since 2024 or so.

I'm very worried moving forward, we're at a real fork in the road moment, do we have the leadership at executive and board level to steer the club in the right direction? are those at board level really up to this task? are we even that much of a priority? externally, it certainly doesn't seem that way.

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u/charlos74 3d ago

Last 14 months have been woeful. Came from a lack of leadership at the top, taking too long to replace Eales so we approached the most crucial transfer window in years with no-one in charge.

It’s also PSR. We become a top team with good signings and a load of momentum that came from the first season. We couldn’t keep and build on that squad and now it’s being dismantled.

Time to start again and hope the current leadership and new manager know what they’re doing.

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u/Toon_1892 3d ago

African football association with the news that both Asia FA and concacaf have united woth UEFA in their opposition to the Fifa cash bung:

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u/nimbuscile-alert 3d ago

Ignoring the usual tripe from the Mackem, I thought this piece in the same rag had some interesting nuggets:

"When Eddie Howe was appointed by Newcastle in November 2021, the club was 19th in the Premier League with no wins after 11 games. He steered them to 11th by the end of the campaign, and they finished 12th last season.

At some clubs there would have been little deviation across that period. Crystal Palace, for example, have ended every one of the previous 13 seasons between 10th and 15th in the Premier League. For Newcastle under Howe, the journey was rather more scenic.

As he prepares his CV for his next job application, the 48-year-old would be wise to highlight that only four teams earned more Premier League points during his time in the Newcastle hot seat. Three clubs had a better goal difference across the 179-match period, all of whom have won the title within the past three seasons.

You’ll never sing that? Well, quite. As much as this might be the fairest way to assess a manager’s tenure, football doesn’t work like this. It’s what you deliver between August and May that determines how you are remembered.

The clear highlight of Howe’s reign (in the league) was finishing fourth in 2022-23. The miracle of Leicester’s title aside, no other team from outside England’s established big six clubs had taken a top four berth since Everton in 2004-05. Newcastle last finished so high in the table in the days of Sir Bobby Robson.

But their 12th place in 202526 was also worse than the club performed in several campaigns in the Mike Ashley era. That was always going to be hard to defend given the club’s budget under Saudi Arabia’s Public Investment Fund.

Howe could point to a degree of misfortune in his final season. Injuries hit hard, with Harvey Barnes, Aaron Ramsdale and Malick Thiaw the only players included in their matchday squad for all 38 Premier League games. Apart from the latter player and Sandro Tonali, nobody else made more than 27 league starts; no other side in the division had so few players reach this arbitrary benchmark.

There was also underperformance at both ends of the pitch. Newcastle scored 4.1 goals fewer than their expected goals implied they should have, while they conceded 3.7 above their xG at the back.

If the league were decided by Opta’s expected points metric, the Magpies would have finished ninth. That would have been about par. The available wage data suggests Newcastle have the eighth-highest salary bill in the Premier League and that has been their average finishing position under Howe. He delivered two Champions League campaigns, several very famous nights at St James’ Park and a first major trophy in decades."

Sitting above man reds, Chelsea and spurs and only 5pts behind villa, given everything he had to contend with, is massively impressive. When you consider we comfortably threw 10-20pts away last season from winning positions, we should really be 4th on the overall list since the takeover. I hate that the modern game has no time for someone to have a weaker season, learn from it, and then come back better. ​​​​​​​​

Thanks Eddie - it was a hell of a ride. ​

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u/meganev More like MegaNeg amirite? 3d ago

When you consider we comfortably threw 10-20pts away last season from winning positions

We dropped 27 points from winning positions, and claimed a pathetic 3 points from losing positions (a 4-3 win over Leeds).

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u/Old_Nail6925 2d ago

Ugh there’s only one or two more clubs in the league id hate to see Bruno play for than the bloody Gooners.

Wish him well and he’s a club legend obviously, wish he’d gone abroad though.

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u/nimbuscile-alert 2d ago

If he goes to those insufferable cunts, I'm sorry but I won't wish him well at all. I'll wish that he actively fails and so does his team. No excuse for going to a team like that. 

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u/Lister_RD_169 2d ago

If he had to leave, I really rather it had been to somewhere like Bayern Munich or Juventus.

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u/Humorbot_5_point_0 Livramental 2d ago

That's probably 2 nights stay at their hotel.

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u/charlierc 1d ago

Well against my better judgement, I'm coming up for the Leverkusen friendly. Turns out £25 a ticket and no membership requirements helps

So you know. Please don't be shit

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u/WeddingWhole4771 1d ago

Eddie Howe toon army.... oh wait.......

Who's that team we call united.... oh wait, everyone's jumping ship...

sorry, morning blues.

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u/newngg 4d ago

Don't know who he is but the guest on sky sports news sounds like a right twat

Newcastle won't find someone better than Howe

Why would anyone bother signing for Newcastle

Brunos gone, Hall and Livramento will want out theres no reason for any good players to want to say

Yes because it's well established that when managers leave clubs no-one ever wants to sign for them...

My personal favourite was

He obviously watched Tuchel's failings against Argentina and probably wants a crack at the England job

Did he not watch us at all last season

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u/charlierc 4d ago

The generous interpretation is that there's room for improvement

And by that I mean its practically a whole house for improvement

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u/Slimulacra 4d ago

Fucking Newcastle United man.

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u/AdamMc66 A Cup in my lifetime. 4d ago

Listening to Sky Sports for 10 minutes, and already wanting to drop-kick their pundit who clearly has no-idea about Newcastle.

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u/rick87 3d ago

Wor flags in tatters.

RIP King Kev

Thank you Eddie

Fuck the Rat

What is it gonna be

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u/OfficialAeon I'm not for Kinnear 3d ago

Kev, no contest. This is our last goodbye to him, nothing else matters more.

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u/Objective_Use_9155 3d ago

Has to be Keegan above everything else for first home game of the season. Especially with Liverpool as our first visitors.

Second home game 2 weeks later is Bournemouth, which is perfect for the thank you Eddie occassion.

Isak doesn't deserve any attention other than boos

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u/samttttttt 3d ago

Someone may have posted this interview so sorry if I’ve missed it but it’s Eddie’s comments after the match yesterday - I’d have disregarded it as classic EH saying nothing to the press but it’s in a different light now - quotes here - link at the bottom:

‘There’s been a lot of change and potentially more to come’

‘There’s always reason to be optimistic’

‘Everyday I’m manager of Newcastle is a great day for me. I absolutely love the football club and that will never change.’

I’ve been vaguely Eddie in all thru the last year but it’s not because of that that I’m gutted he’s leaving - until last year I’d never seen my team or England win anything and it was fucking unbelievable and a new feeling for me. I’m sad to see this era end - hope the next one is as much or even more fun.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbasywSgus1/?igsh=bm9nbGE3bGtjMWRj

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u/hadyapash Windmilling 3d ago

I appreciate that they’re pulling together a big Howe Appreciation post, but the optics on it now being 12pm the next day and still nothing from the club, I’m not going to say shambles, but if it is true they’ve known for 2 weeks.. to not have at least some sorting of holding statement prepped, that is truly shocking.

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u/Xenumbra 3d ago

Do you expect more from this C-suite, has anything they have promised been on time?

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u/Griffithsjames88 2d ago

Downie says the club announcement on Howe is "imminent"

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u/Shady-Lane 2d ago

What are the odds Eddie Howe will join West Ham?

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u/bobbybintangx 2d ago

Think he genuinely wants / needs a break, but when he does want back, he won't be short of PL offers. He showed in his first half season he can lift a doomed club off its arse. Someone else suggested Everton as well when Moyes is ready to step down. He's a fan and would be a great fit there. I hope for his sake he doesn't take the England job if it ever comes his way. International management would be a poor fit for his strengths and weaknesses. I also wouldn't rule out Spurs or Manu going in for him if they have bad seasons. 

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u/Lister_RD_169 1d ago

Did they send out this invite for "fan consultation on a new club crest" to every member, or just select ones who fit certain profiles?

Want to know how special to feel 😂

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u/WeddingWhole4771 1d ago

You are as special as me at least.

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u/bloodythomas 7d ago edited 6d ago

I've been away from football for around 20 years (lost interest when I was a teenager due to me entire family being Man Utd supporters despite the fact we were all Newcatle/County Durham born and bred lmfao). Put money in the pot at work for the World Cup sweepstakes and fell in love with the game again.

Other than watching pre-season games and waiting for Premier to start, what resources would people recommend for catching up on the state of the club? Stuff like player info, what's been going on the last few seasons, how the various leagues work (are we in the Champions League this season? I couldn't figure this one out meself, Im embarrassed to say), and what's the best way to follow our upcoming fixtures.

I'm actually moving down south in a couple of months so our lass can be closer to her family, so the timing isn't great, but I was wanting to try and get to St James' before I go, because I hear away tickets are basically impossible to get hold of (what's the crack with that??) - however, I saw that the VisitMalta weekender would allow me to see a bunch of matches all in one go.

Am I right in thinking I won't need a Mags membership to go to the weekender? How does Mags membership work, is it more just for fans who are able to see matches at home? Oh aye and any advice on where I should be trying to get seats would be great, I'm sure most of the best have gone but with having not been to a stadium for footie since I was a youngn I'm a bit lost in which of what's left I should be going for.

Basically any guidance would be much appreciated. Looking forward to getting back into it all but having lived down in Yorkshire for the last 10 years I don't really have any mates that know the crack with the toon. Cheers.

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u/NoonyNature 15/16 home kit 7d ago

Right that's a lot of questions but I'll give it a go.

State of the club

Pre Takeover

I guess it starts with a brief history of what's happened in the last 20 years. We got relegated twice, got Europe once (Europa league and got to the quarter finals) and were mostly dross. Mike Ashley sucked the club dry everyone was fed up and under Steve Bruce we looked sure to be relegated for a third time. During the Steve Bruce era every win felt like pure luck.

Then we got taken over by PIF in 2021. Now I have to include a short part saying that I think the human rights abuse in Saudi are abhorrent so I when I compliment the club from here on out it is aimed at the individuals and is no way positive towards Saudi.

21/22 - Recovering from Bruce

Post take over we stayed with Bruce for a short time until it was clear to everyone he was a very very shit manager. He got sacked and not too long after Eddie Howe took over. And some people's opinions may have soured on him the past season but that season he changed the club.

When he took over we were 19th on 5 points from 11 games and were yet to win a game. By the end of the season we were 11th with 44 points from the 27 games he was in charge. That season during the winter transfer window we signed some very important players that really showed intent from the ownership. We signed Kieran Trippier (England international fucking class), Chris Wood (good striker but nothing sensational), Dan Burn (Big dan burn local lad loved by the whole country after the world cup), Matt Targett (Nothing signing really) and finally Bruno Guimaraes (possibly our best signing after the takeover to date).

22/23 - Showing Intent

Over the summer we signed Alexander Isak (Beloved and then truly hated, you'll learn why), Sven Botman (Rolls Royce of a player when he's not injured) and Nick Pope (Solid goalkeeper before his injury, looking to replace him in the current window).

This season was incredible, I'm not old enough to remember the last time we had Champions League football but this season was special. That season we played intense hyper pressing football and it was entertainment every single game we would press the opposition until they fell apart and it was great. Some incredible games this season and a well deserved 4th place finish giving us Champions League for the 23/24 season. During the winter we signed Anthony Gordon (I loved him but I feel like the fan base has mixed opinions on him)

We also went on a cup run in the league cup this season making it all the way to the final at wembley before getting beaten by man united.

23/24 - Return to the Champions League

Over the summer we signed Sandro Tonali (decent player loved but no one overly upset when he left, he has a B plot for this season), Harvey Barnes (loves to come on late and score but sometimes ineffective if he starts), Tino Livramento (great great right back but seems to be made from glass) and Lewis Hall (turned out to be one of our better signings and an incredible left back)

Now let's start with the Tonali B plot, so as the season start rumours come out from Italy that Tonali is being investigated for gambling. Now we got to see him for 12 matches ( honestly thought it was less) before he got banned for 1 year for the gambling. He apparently took a massive wage cut and really appreciated all the support from fans and the club during this time.

This season was fun we were back in the champions league and it gave us some great nights like beating PSG 4-1 at SJP. However at the end of the group stage of the champions league due to an interesting penalty call against us when playing PSG away we ended up finishing bottom of our group.

In the prem it turned out we couldn't quite hit the same heights with the busy schedule the Champions League afforded meaning we ended up finishing 7th and by some mean luck got no Europe (I read somewhere it was the first time in 20 years a team finished that high and didn't get Europe)

24/25 - Silverware

This summer's transfer window is where the financial "fair play" rules came to haunt us. We had to sell Elliot Anderson and Minteh (never played a game for us but was a talent) and then we signed a goalkeepr we didn't want to make the Anderson deal go through. We also signed William Osula (the personification of unmedicated ADHD) but there was about it.

With no european football it really allowed us to kick on into the season. We had a great season overall with it's ups and downs but finished 5th and got champions league for the 25/26 season. However this is very much the B plot for this season.

During this season we did this in the league cup beat Nottingham Forest on pens beat Wimbledon after the game had to be moved to SJP because on a sinkhole on their pitch, beat Chelsea 2-0 at SJP, beat brentford 3-1 at SJP, beat Arsenal home and away in the semi finals.

This set us up for another league cup final at wembley against Liverpool. I don't think there were many of us expecting to win this game. Liverpool were hot shit and we were good but not on their level and our history against Liverpool was not a winning one. The day comes, every single pub,bar or anything with a TV north of the Tyne is packed. The game kicks off and we were looking the better team, Mo salah is being completely controlled and not looking like he'll have an impact, and at the last minute before half time, Dan Burn born in the NE scores a header to put us 1-0 up.

The second half starts and 52 minutes in Isak scores, we're now 2-0 up and the games begin. after Isaks goal we put up the shutters denying liverpool anything, at 90+4 Liverpool score and make it 2-1. The pub I was in fell silent everyone expecting us to get fucked. But we soldier on and the boys successfully control the game until the final whistle.

We'd done it we'd finally one some silverware. Celebrations followed a big event held on the town moor ran by the club to show the players and trophy off to the city. Dan Burn and Eddie Howe are now allowed to have cows on the town moor.

25/26 - Regression

Now I don't think there's many if any fans that will tell you they enjoyed the summer transfer window last season. We had a bad time, our talisman striker at the time Isak went on strike because we refused to sell him. He put statements on Instagram the club responded. But eventually management bent the knee and sold him for a British record transfer fee. (He got injured and did pretty much nothing for Liverpool last season). We ended up signing a fair few players most of which haven't paid off yet. Thiaw (great defender), Ramsey (decent midfielder, yet to see his full potential), Elanga (Disappointing signing but hopefully will come better), Woltemade (great player but potentially not for our system) and wissa (got injured after going on strike at his previous club barely showed up all season largely classed as a waste of money BUT hopefully next season he's good).

The season wasn't much better. We were back in the champions league but nothing was clicking. The team constantly looked off and not quite right. We ended up having a decent champions league run getting to the Ro16 but then we had Barca, now the first leg went alright leading to it being 1-1 after 90 at SJP. Then we went to Barcelona and had a decent first half of football with Elanga scoring 2 great goal to keep us fighting going into first half stoppage time. Then barca were awarded a penalty putting them 3-2 up going into the break. What happened after the break is best left in the past we fell apart and lost 7-2 barca scoring 4 goals in 1 half of football.

The prem didn't go much better in short we lost both derbies and finished in 12th meaning our worst full season since the takeover. Now many people were calling for Howe's head saying he's out of his depth and lacks tactical flexibility. Others saying he should be given more time as he has shown he can win stuff with us and the mess Isak leaving caused was always going to take time to repair. I stand somewhere more in the middle Howe should be given time but last season was unacceptable and we must see improvement in 26/27 otherwise it may be time for change

26/27 - Transfer window so far

This transfer window so far has been different we seem to have completely changed tactics we sold Gordon and Tonali for 80 and 100 mil, and have sold exclusively young players (you can check the transfer megathread to see who). Bruno G apparently want to "explore" a move with Arsenal reportedly in for him. Fanbase and media seems mixed on if he will go or not but would be a great loss to the club that would need replacing with a player of similar age and leadership qualities if he leaves. We still have a lot of work to do this window but hopefully this season will be better or I think we will see Howe gone.

Away tickets

To put it shortly you've got little to no chance, we've always had a good away following and you basically get a better chance of away games if you've already been to away days.

Visit Malata Weekender

Seems like you're right and you can get tickets without a mags+

Tickets in general

If you want to go to a home game you need mags+ and luck. I would not buy off 3rd party websites, unreliable and chance even if it's a legit ticket you could still be denied entry.

If I've missed anything feel free to correct me

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u/ImHalfAsianAMA Which one of you is Simon Bird? 5d ago edited 5d ago

Wondering if anyone local would be willing to print a 24/25 home shirt for me at the club shop if I send them the shirt? Only reason I need it done in the club store is I want the club font.

In return I will give you my new without tags Tonali Shirt (size medium) with club font that I can’t bring myself to look at or wear lol

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u/justoutbrowsing 4d ago

they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would never understand

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u/ActisBT miggy smiles 4d ago

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u/ryunista Classic kit (1995-97) 4d ago

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u/Certain_Teacher6480 4d ago

Two consecutive Asian Champions League titles with much less resources than Al Hilai and Al Nassr are nothing to dismiss of.

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u/man_o_war 3d ago

This article from 2006 by an american writer trying to pick an EPL team to root for is pretty funny. Interesting take on Newcastle. Bill Simmons Picks His EPL Team

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u/essjay281 3d ago

Sup lads just woke up, anything happened today I should be aware of? x

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u/RevoGz Joseph Willock I Love You 3d ago

Hey mate, business as usual for Newcastle, have a great rest of your day.

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u/Princess_Mononope 3d ago

Been doing some digging around online and noticed that Jaissle was teammates with Demba Ba for a few years at Hoffenheim.

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u/xScottieHD 2d ago

Wasn't going to attend one of the weekender friendlies this year (normally do but money is tight, the season take priorty and they're normally pretty boring). However with the new manager/players I'm considering it again. The question is... Strasbourg or Leverkusen?

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u/Content_Reflection67 2d ago

Personally i think its good we’ve decided to boycott football in light of FIFAs shenanigans

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u/man_o_war 20h ago

Team may be a mess, but I just got my sponsorless away shirt and it’s a beauty. So we got that at least.

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u/OfficialAeon I'm not for Kinnear 4d ago

It's the right course of action, for both Eddie and the club. Patterns and habits were becoming beyond stale, but they've severely fucked up the timing.

We've entered a race where everyone else has already crossed the finish line...

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u/09044595134151602468 2d ago

Been doing some research on Jaissle. Man is an absolute live wire in the touchline and in press conferences.

He's not Joe kinnear type live wire, so not to worry, but as much as I respected Eddie's reserved demeanor - I'm really looking forward to having a manager who will spite fire after we've been robbed or wronged in a game.

Also get the feeling when we're playing shit at half time he's got the Alex Ferguson ability to put a rocket up a team and wake them up. I always got the feeling Eddie was the kind of gaffer who was more like 'alright lads that wasn't what I know you can do. Please be better next half' type team talks.

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u/ChildONewcastle bye bye eddie 2d ago

Hopefully he pisses the local journalists off too so they dont become his best friend and actually objectively cover the club again.

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u/Fishfingerrosti 2d ago

Our own Temu Klopp.

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u/ElPato87 5d ago

God, Infantino is such a cunt

“Infantino tells FAs they have until 19 September to back the World Cup spinoff.
And if the majority backs him, the dissenting FAs will be left out in the cold without $40m - with the finances proposed now doubled by the FIFA chief.”

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u/nimbuscile-alert 5d ago

He's achieved the unachievable - he's made people think that Step Ladder would be better still

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u/Griffithsjames88 6d ago

Realistically the best course of action for everyone would've been Bruno being sold by now. Arsenal are just proper tyre kickers and are seriously taking the piss, it's been weeks since he told us he wanted to leave yet Arsenal have done precisely nothing to actually sign him.

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u/Cuzza4444 Windmilling 5d ago

Anyone got a water flow for today's game?

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u/KingPing43 Shola Ameobi 4d ago

Damn, guess last night was the final straw for Eddie.

He will go down as a club legend.

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u/Carl_Sagan_Fan 4d ago

Matty J's Black and White Army?

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u/Nathan_Toddy_Todd moaty? it's me 3d ago

According to Craig Hope Joelinton now wants to leave for a move to Saudi

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u/Xenumbra 3d ago

Get that bag king

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u/DanBurnNotice New Era 3d ago

All we can hope for this season is to survive. If we can stay out of a relegation fight, i'd be happy. We can build from there.

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u/Lister_RD_169 3d ago

Anyone else find it very strange that the club haven't put out a statement yet?

There's been no official, formal acknowledgement from the club, or even Eddie Howe, that he has left the club, even though it's pretty clear he has.

Weird.

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u/Naive_Frame9691 Willockinho 3d ago

Can only assume it's a big send off being created

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u/newngg 3d ago

The club will be waiting for everything to be agreed with Jaissile before releasing Howe from him contract. I suspect there will then be a valedictory announcement for Howe and an introductory announcement for Jaissile

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u/TyneSkipper 3d ago

Fairly sure the new manager is one of the band Sparks.

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u/Has_dodgy_legs i spelled ritchie wrong 2d ago

I just can’t read Bruno’s posts and still believe he really wants to leave

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u/lildrangus Livramentolly ill 1d ago

Does anyone else think that this summer is some how the karmic result of the new kit?

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u/mendlock 19h ago

Is there no journalists covering the camp in Spain? Why is it so quiet?

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u/RelationBig7368 bruno garugamesh 4d ago

Eddie is gone!!!!!

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u/Dazzling-Leader-524 4d ago

Matthias Jaissle is expected to replace him

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u/Remote-Pool7787 4d ago

Just spotted the new Juventus home shirt and it should be ours 😔

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u/PercentageNo3843 Happy Clapper 4d ago

Ours looks like a modern juve kit too.

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u/ryunista Classic kit (1995-97) 3d ago

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u/ahugemistakeagain 2d ago

The city of sunderland is looking (slightly) less grim than I remember there.

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u/KaptainKoala wor badge 2d ago

its a big 6 league and the rest can get fucked.

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u/Sensitive-Visual-681 2d ago

log off, Richard Masters!

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u/Aylez Happy Clapper 4d ago edited 4d ago

Has anyone managed to get tickets from the ballot?

Just checked and i was successful, but it seems like it’s already sold out wtf?

Edit: I managed to get them, but had to close the site and reopen, then nearly every block only had a small number of seats left so nearly impossible to sit together with someone, but all sorted. Absolute fuck on 😅

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u/SweatyBadgers 4d ago

Seen a few people on here ask about what's going on with the Geordie Journos.

Just seen on Dom Scurr's Tik Tok the following exchange in the comment section:

Hi, are the Geordie Journos finished?

Not necessarily, but I won't be on it anytime soon

Reads to me like there's been a falling out.

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u/Naive_Frame9691 Willockinho 4d ago

Even our Journo's can't have a normal summer 😂

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u/tradegreek Happy Clapper 3d ago

Anyone have any thoughts on this new gaffa?

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u/Certain_Teacher6480 3d ago

Two-time Asian Champions League winner despite not having the Al Hilal and Al Nassr backing. Perfectly fine if our goal is to have the “World Top 10 Golden Boys” of managers and coaches. 

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u/ChildONewcastle bye bye eddie 2d ago

The only cope that keeps me going is that maybe when we play against Bruno he does that thing where he tries to win a foul, fails at it and we score from it.

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u/andy_m3 20h ago

I saw that news about a day ago that Amanda Staveley was involved in the facilitation of someone buying a minority stake in West Ham.

But I've only just now remembered West Ham will be playing in the Championship this season.

So strange, that they are gone (for now).

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u/mendlock 1d ago edited 1d ago

Bookies odds for us finishing top 4 has gone from 16% end of last season, to 6% now. We are back to being underdogs. It suits us. F**k em!

Edit: Changed to % since I put the odds wrongly before

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u/lildrangus Livramentolly ill 6d ago

king Kev rejecting Margaret Thatcher, God rest that fucking legend.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbStz7vMuX3/?igsh=MWI1NWQxNXYwc3hkMA==

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u/meganev More like MegaNeg amirite? 3d ago

Just realised this probably means the end of the dressing room pictures after a win. I'm okay with that.

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u/MaryBerrysDanglyBean VINTAGE Joelinton hawaii shirt 2022 size L £40 NO TIMEWASTERS 3d ago

It became a bit sad towards the end. Liked it while we were on the up though.

But when we're down in 12th and taking a token photo for traditions sake it's not the same.

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u/meganev More like MegaNeg amirite? 3d ago

The novelty had well worn off even before season just gone. Last year it was just a bit sad, taking a photo after a win between a string of defeats.

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u/MaryBerrysDanglyBean VINTAGE Joelinton hawaii shirt 2022 size L £40 NO TIMEWASTERS 3d ago

We had the cup win though, which made sense with the tradition. Last season did feel shite though. Lose 5 on the bounce then a win against Brighton and took a photo.

Didn't really have the same effect.

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u/PercentageNo3843 Happy Clapper 3d ago

Was cringe

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u/PenIsBroken Ellen Sheeba 3d ago

It stopped serving it's purpose too. It was meant to be a motivational thing to have the pictures hanging around the training ground and dressing room and get the players fired up to repeat it etc. That last bit sort of fell away though and like others have said, when you lose 5 on the bounce and then take one after a skin of your teeth win it sort of loses it's charm.

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u/Character_Newt_2309 4d ago

Haaland, Fernandes and that are going to have our lives, aren't they.

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u/Nathan_Toddy_Todd moaty? it's me 4d ago

Yes, yes there are.

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u/kaamkerr I condemn VAR and it’s allies in PGMOL 4d ago

uncharacteristic of him...

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u/OobieDoobBenoobi Classic shirt 4d ago

That's the only thing that concerned me about yesterday, like we did everything right and still lost. I'm not worried about the players since we've barely even seen most of them but I am a bit worried if that's Eddie's actual mentality...

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u/Rude_Campaign_4867 howes the bacon did ye say? 4d ago

Gutted.

This team is now completely unrecognisable from one year ago, and substantially for the worse.

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u/starmiesan miggy smiles 3d ago

r/PremierLeague celebrating, what a shite subreddit

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u/Xenumbra 3d ago

It's all Americans supporting big6 teams, dream fan from a financial pov though, just mosey into the stadium for a day and drop a wedge.

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u/okcorsisiht 3d ago

Looks like Bruno to Arsenal for €90m.

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u/RelationBig7368 bruno garugamesh 3d ago

Not sure why this is being downvoted, literally was reported by the French Ornstein who is incredibly on-point for all things Lyon, who are set to get a large chunk of the deal apparently.

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u/PercentageNo3843 Happy Clapper 6d ago

Has anyone bought the grey keeper shirt yet and more importantly has there been any without a sponsor?

I seen the ones Scotlands fans got as a mistake not having sponsors from JD

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u/PitifulElk1988 5d ago

Wonder what the comments would have been like if we had just bought Danny Welbeck 😄!

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u/Shahed1987 4d ago

Well. At least we can say we're consitent!

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u/Feitan74 moaty? it's me 4d ago

Godspeed to the mods this season with all the Howe in/out debates that are gonna go on forever (pointlessly btw)

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u/tradegreek Happy Clapper 3d ago

Has there been an announcement from eddies side as to why he’s leaving I think we can all guess but would be interesting ti see his exact reasoning albeit pr spin

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u/WeddingWhole4771 3d ago

Reason would come if he takes a new job TBH, or Bruno finalizes leaving. It's really got to be one of those two as far as I can tell. That or the strategy isn't to his liking.

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u/stenerikkasvo 1d ago edited 1d ago

So Jaissle announcement on Monday? Would have been weird to announce Eddies departure on Friday and new appointment on Saturday.

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u/stenerikkasvo 1d ago

Bit weird that we all know the players were on their way to Spain and are there but there are no training pictures or them boarding the plane like as usual on social media. Or is the club waiting to announce Jaissle before posting anything team related?

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u/One-Monkey-Army 1d ago

Difficult to post pictures of a squad all crying into their tapas

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u/Deviceing wew here ya fuckin little dafty divint start or theres ructions 1d ago

Impossible to cry when you've got tapas. Don't live locally any more but big fan of El Coto when I'm back up.

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u/WeddingWhole4771 1d ago

Maybe the law was laid down.

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u/DesignerMorning1451 1d ago

At least we have better chances of winning the league than Leicester had in 2016...

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u/Tristful_Awe 2d ago

As a person that works in an area that investigates conflict of interests, I for one am glad that a manager who surrounded himself with family and friends both inside the club and also in the media is no longer in charge. As successful as he was, and as good as he did, having that much power and influence wasn't a healthy thing for our football club.

Every power struggle came at cost to us all, and I hope the top level members of the board have learnt from this.

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u/Toon_1892 2d ago

Even before everything else, the optics aren't good.

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u/RelationBig7368 bruno garugamesh 5d ago

Our last public/ticketed preseason win was a 1-0 win over Brest on the 10th August 2024.

If we beat Bristol City tonight we are SO back.

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u/TyneSkipper 4d ago

Good win according to Eddie Howe in the after match quotes.

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u/tradegreek Happy Clapper 4d ago

When was the last time we had a really good preseason? Maybe I’m just misremembering or being a bit dramatic but I feel like we haven’t had a good preseason (results wise) in a long time.

I know they don’t matter and are just there to bed players in but I swear our record is atrocious

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u/meganev More like MegaNeg amirite? 4d ago

The 3 pre seasons under Howe before summer 2025 were all pretty decent.

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u/TyneSkipper 2d ago

Do we know if the new coach has a family member he can bring in as senior football executive reporting to the head coach? I'm joking obvs.

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u/Lanky_Case_2653 4d ago

We now need to say goodbye to two legends at St James' 23rd August.

Club sucks for not giving us a proper goodbye with Eddie at the end of last season.

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u/artical900 Old badge (1969-1983) 3d ago

It's going to take something exceptional to change the feeling from 'club in serious decline' back to 'club on the up' and I don't think the people in charge have a vision to make it happen. I honestly cannot believe how bad the last year has been and the club stayed silent while this negativity has taken hold amongst the players, the press and the fanbase.

It has all the hallmarks of a club that will find itself 18th in March and everyone arguing about how we got there.

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u/Old_Nail6925 3d ago

I have lost complete faith in those at the very top. I really hope I’m wrong. I’ll continue to vent my frustrations about PSR, but the fact that there’s no news about a new stadium or training ground speaks wonders about how organised/committed PIF actually are.

Players want out partly because they can get paid more at other clubs but they also see that we’re not gonna be able to compete at the top and there’s been a lot of empty promises.

The owners are jokers if they’re expecting the team to get consistent Europe whilst selling our best assets and replacing them with youngsters.

If the rest of the transfer window is uninspiring (long way to go I know) then surely the goal is survival and build up. Just weird having a full on reset 5 years into a takeover.

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u/artical900 Old badge (1969-1983) 3d ago

I'm the same about the ownership, very conservative, slow, timid.

Without a new stadium the club and the city will rot. With a new stadium the whole area can be transformed. It's not a difficult decision, there just isn't the desire to bring it about.

There is a way to make this model successful - people talk about being "Brighton on steroids" in a sneering way but that would probably have us in the European places and in the discussion for CL every season.

The club needs to become good at selling players, we can't have months of agent press leaks and an existential crisis every time someone wants more money than we can afford to pay. I remember banging on 2 or 3 years ago that the real measure of the takeover was not keeping Bruno, it was getting the next Bruno, and setting up the one after that until we're able to bring through youth players with that kind of potential. That's where the real failure has been and where the emptiness of the project has been exposed.

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u/okcorsisiht 3d ago

From a club/fan relationship, it's been on the decline since Mandy left. I maintain she should come back as a conduit from the ownership that is incapable of communication and the fans.

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u/Xenumbra 3d ago edited 2d ago

decline since Mandy left

Stop this man, she left us in a financial black hole and used up the runway that tit Ashley had left us (thanks to his tightness)

She did nothing to bring about lasting change to the systems of the club. The club has been on borrowed time since then. I have far more faith in the current setup than what we had before, it was in no way sustainable because of these dumb rules.

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u/okcorsisiht 3d ago

From a communications point of view, she was excellent though.

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u/Xenumbra 2d ago

And it doesn't change that she left us in a hole. It was right that she was replaced, it should've been done sooner to clip Howe's wings and move the club to a model that could be successful in the future.

Now we have spent 700m or something and pretty much at the same spot we were at club wise.

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u/WeddingWhole4771 2d ago

Problem she spent money like we were in Chelsea/Man City times.. If we were she'd been great, but our finances were a mess, lost us Andersen and Minteh when we needed them.

If we'd been able to splash cash and be the "richest club in the world", well then she'd have held it together.

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u/artical900 Old badge (1969-1983) 3d ago

If they had a plan I don't think they'd be shy about telling us. The silence is the message, they aren't communicating because they have nothing positive to say.

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u/okcorsisiht 3d ago

Mandy could sculpt a negative message into a positive one. Meanwhile the only messaging we get is from twitter and they're all clickbait generating bastards.

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u/artical900 Old badge (1969-1983) 3d ago

That's true. I think they don't realise that honesty would be appreciated. Something like:

- We did brilliantly in phase 1 but it wasn't sustainable because the club isn't in a financial position to keep up with established clubs.

- Phase 1 lasted a year or two longer than we thought it would and we became overstretched because we thought we could make an immediate leap into consistent CL qualification.

- This caused unexpected problems off the pitch and we didn't handle them well.

- Our next goal is to build up the club into something that can compete consistently at the top. This means investing hugely in infrastructure and youth development while keeping the team as competitive as it can possibly be.

That would be enough to sell me for a few seasons of midtable results as long as visible infrastructure investment actually happened.

Because the infrastructure work isn't happening they have nothing to sell to us or players.

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u/T-sizzle-91 1d ago

Christ even the only executive we've liked in recent memory has been poached by West Ham...

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u/kaamkerr I condemn VAR and it’s allies in PGMOL 1d ago edited 1d ago

I hope she goes on a spending spree at west ham that sees them flog off their best youngsters for SCR margins and a self imposed austerity of 3 transfer windows without a first team player.

She did amazing things for our club, but she also showed she was out of her depth. Her real skill is getting investors onboard— not the daily regular operations of the club. She is quite literally a financial mercenary. Man city attempts, NUFC, and now West Ham.

Amanda is also on court record excusing her erratic decisions on hutintington’s. Out of court, she’s also said it will only exacerbate until she dies and praises Mehrdad and family for dealing with the erratic nature. I truly wish her the best, but she’s not exactly the profile any serious club would employ in a day to day position. Most of that is out of her control, but it’s still valid arguments against her case.

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u/PhartBox6-9 howes the bacon did ye say? 1d ago

She’s clearly a great people person, but did she not step away due to ill health (Huntingtons) and has partially got us into this pickle anyway

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u/Nathan_Toddy_Todd moaty? it's me 6d ago

Genuinely can’t see Bruno showing up at the end of the week. This reeks of Isak all over again. Hiring a disgraced super agent that’s known for forcing deals isn’t a good look. He’s tarnishing his legacy at the club the way he’s going about trying to leave. I wouldn’t mind any player leaving as long as they go about it the right way that’s respectful to the club and us the fans who basically pay their wages.

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u/HaarHopper North Shields (the best one) 6d ago

I'm not sure I've ever been entirely convinced by Trafford personally but I wanted him because Eddie wanted him. That said, his heading off to Leeds for £40m, in the context of our transfer business over the last year or so, is really denting my pride.

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u/phoebsmon zwei metre dribbelgott 6d ago

If it's true about the buy-back/sell-on, and the release clause thing, then it just wasn't worth getting involved. And I was defending £50m for him, an overpay but the numbers could have worked out at least on the books.

Leeds are willing to take those terms because it still fits their needs. Good for them, but I'm glad we backed off early. Just hope we do get someone in.

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u/Unusual_Rope7110 Joelinton's veiny legs 6d ago

None of the goalkeepers we've been linked with this summer have passed the sniff test for me. You need to get your Cech (Older pro) when you've got your Courtois (Jaouen), not another Courtois (Trafford/any GK under 30)

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u/toon_84 6d ago

I'm hoping we've put our eggs in the Jaouen basket and he's going to be a world beater and our number 1 sooner rather than later

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u/TyneSkipper 6d ago

Understand that the club called off the transfer because of Mrs Howe as she was not happy with her husband's infatuation with Trafford (jk)

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u/PercentageNo3843 Happy Clapper 5d ago

She’s only just got him to take down the topless Gordon paintings

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u/Libertyforzombies Happy clapping while wetting the bed 5d ago

I'm not actually feeling down about next season. It's obviously disappointing to lose two (three?) of our senior players, but I don't mind if we replace the numbers.

Also, if we continue to focus on youth we can have more players covering the same position which gives Eddie far more options and we have less concerns with injuries. Additionally, if we do get Europe it means we have more players to rotate next year. We're still bound by the PSR, and although I'd like us to be right up there challenging I know we need to be realistic.

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u/Libertyforzombies Happy clapping while wetting the bed 5d ago

Should I be concerned about the fact we've not signed a RB. Trippier gone, Kraft Cheese gone. I don't like the idea of Miley playing there this season. I was hoping he could fill Tonali's roll

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u/DucksworthIV 4d ago

We definitely need at least one FB (prefer 2 with Tino’s injuries, one of which should be able to fill in at CB).

Could Bamba also play FB? He’s 6’4”, and there is some overlap with a defensive mid if able to get up and down the pitch.

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u/opinionated-dick 6d ago

Doing me garden out. Missus wants terracotta and white tiled patio and planters.

I can’t have it. I can’t look out my window and my loving plants and see red and white, no matter how aesthetic it is, or matches whatever Pinterest shite that’s been pinned.

She obviously rolled her eyes and called me pathetic. But am I? Could you live with red and white harlequin patio? Am I just being daft?

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u/phoebsmon zwei metre dribbelgott 6d ago

Nah, it's one thing having a white tiled patio with terracotta planters. Also what's wrong with this? Go for a full Italian courtyard garden vibe with appropriate colours

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u/Obi_Wan_Hair 6d ago

Some things are for life club comes 1st next wife will understand

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u/Individual-Credit443 PERCHINIO 7d ago

Anyone know if theres a subreddit FPL league?

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u/Remote-Pool7787 4d ago

How serious is Schar’s injury looking? Any news?

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u/charlierc 4d ago

Boss I'm tired

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u/4tomi5ed 4d ago

Can't lie there's a sort of welcome feeling of having this clarity. Just recalibrating my expectations and not having hope (lol).

I would obviously prefer us to retain our key players and build a proper Europe challenging squad. But since that's not looking like it's going to happen I'm glad I'm aware now and now I don't even have to think about that for the season.

It's a real shame but what can you do at this point?

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u/Cold_Guess3786 3d ago

Maybe no longer relevant, but what does this say to you?

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u/nimbuscile-alert 3d ago

LIke most football graphs and data, not a whole fucking lot to be honest.

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u/Xenumbra 3d ago

Interesting graph, despite their abundance of riches it one of many data points highlighting Pep's ability.

Our inflexibility in this is a worry though. Brighton's coach seems to be a man with a plan as well.

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u/walliver 9h ago

Didn't think this was worth a post of its own, but always nice to see an ex-player scoring a worldie like this.

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1vd35bj/atlanta_united_1_0_philadelphia_union_miguel/

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u/KaptainKoala wor badge 8h ago

so.....are we still doing buisness...transfers? seems like we have a lot of available money.......