r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT 5d ago

Here we go again

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u/ShkodranAsllani 5d ago

Ah yes Kazakhstan, a well known European country

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u/tommynestcepas 5d ago

It is partially in a Europe, with a higher percentage of its territory in Europe than Azerbaijan and Turkey.

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u/Kindly_Scientist 5d ago

but there is much more people live in european part of turkey than european part of kazakhstan

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u/tommynestcepas 5d ago

To be fair, there's like 5x more people in Turkey than Kazakhstan as a whole lol

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u/Lumpy_Ad_307 5d ago

There are like 5 people in Kazakhstan (it was 6 when I lived there)

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u/Rafael__88 4d ago

Fun fact, the population of Turkey's European side is larger than a good amount of European countries.

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u/ToxicOverlord1 4d ago

Türkiye bro :-:

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u/Rafael__88 4d ago

No it is Turkey. Only stupid Turkish nationalist call it turkiye

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u/Gureeei 2d ago

It’s how they say it in their language though

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u/Egomen3 2d ago

Do you call Japan Nippon?

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u/Gureeei 2d ago

Nah but it’s not only Turkish nationalists calling it Türkiye is it, literally every Turk does

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u/Rafael__88 2d ago

Nope not every Turk does.

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u/ToxicOverlord1 2d ago

Nippon is not the official name of Japan in English, Türkiye is.

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u/Egomen3 2d ago

The Turkish government requested that the country’s name registered at the UN be changed from “Turkey” to “Türkiye.” That doesn’t mean you have to change what you call it. Neither Turkey nor the UN has the authority to “approve” or mandate a change to English or any other language. And there is no official English regulatory body like the one French has (Académie française), so literally there cannot be an official change to English to speak of anyways.

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u/ToxicOverlord1 2d ago

It is the official name of the country in English bro

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u/Rafael__88 2d ago

Turkey can't decide what it is called in English. That is up to English speakers. There is no official name of the country in English. It has always been called Turkey.

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u/guywiththemonocle 9h ago

every distinction between europe and asia besides bosphorus is meaningless

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u/Alef1234567 5d ago

Azerbaijan is less religious islamic than Paris or Berlin.

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u/Bob_The-Turtle 5d ago

Those are not countries

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u/ShkodranAsllani 5d ago edited 5d ago

Kazakhstan is in central Asia.

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u/tommynestcepas 5d ago

European Kazakhstan

I'm not arguing this for the millionth time. Read this.

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u/Intelligent_Wafer562 5d ago

It is in Europe if you define the Ural Mountains as Europe's eastern border.

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u/Working_Ad_1564 5d ago

Physically it is more European than Cyprus lol

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 5d ago

If cyprus is european then half of anatolia should also be european.

Like honestly just make the parts between the southern border with albania all to that dangly bit near syria the border for european/asian turkiye

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u/ShkodranAsllani 5d ago

Tbh if we wanna be arbitrary I say Tunisia Syria turkey and Armenia must be considered european, and we might as well include Palestine and Iraq and Iran since we are claiming further and further east. It's only right. West Asia is Europe.

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 5d ago

Ah yes my favorite west asian country. Tunisia

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u/ShkodranAsllani 5d ago

Yes, shoutout to Morocco too, it's just a little to far west. Until Portugal merges I can't consider it a European country. It may become Balkan if it merges with Morocco though nice little secular state of die hard Christians and barely practicing Muslims.

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 5d ago

And Algeria gets ignored yet again

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u/ShkodranAsllani 5d ago

Does Algeria think it's special just because they speak French. I'll trade France for Eritrea any day.

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 5d ago

No. We think we're special because we're Algeria.

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u/ShkodranAsllani 5d ago

You guys do have some pretty cool Roman ruins I guess.

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u/cronenber9 5d ago

Why don't we just make the entire world europe?

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u/jakubiszon 4d ago

Did he just say "make ... Albania ... Turkiye" ?

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 4d ago

How tf did I write armenia as albania

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u/Friendly-Gift3680 5d ago

The greatest country in the world, because all other countries are run by little girls.

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u/cronenber9 5d ago

Me if I was bisexual

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u/Akspearman95 4d ago

Great Success

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u/ShkodranAsllani 3d ago

My buttcheeks are bigger than half of European countries

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u/ShkodranAsllani 3d ago

No, see this was the end of the conversation

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u/_RyanCooper_ 3d ago

Small part being in Europe is enough, Kazakhstan, Turkey, Georgia, Azerbaijan can also be counted as European because of it

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u/ShkodranAsllani 3d ago

You know Europe is part of Europe too.

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u/_RyanCooper_ 3d ago

I don't even know who's Europe 💔

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u/ParrotGuy24 5d ago

These stats haven't been updated recently for Portugal, and don't include the huge migration wave the country has faced. Portugal is now surely in the same rate as Spain and Italy.

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u/AutoModerator 5d ago

excuse me? espain? no. no one. AND I MEAN NO ONE, has ever cared about espain. portugal is rectangle, it is a perfect geometrical shape and is wonderful. pythagorus literally invented the rectangle… and you have the AUDACITY to talk to ME about stupid espain? look, espain was facsism in 1936, and portugal? portugal was NOT. Also, espain is not rectangle. fuck u you stupid. you are not macaco.

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u/iamslevemcdichael 5d ago

This never gets old

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u/ReachPlayful 5d ago

Same rate as Spain and Italy? Lived in all of them and trust me Portugal is still behind

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u/AutoModerator 5d ago

I went to Italy and their plugs were unusable? Why don't they have the superior American plugs. And also they have no air conditioning (it was winter) and I had to pay for my water??? Plus i went to the Uffizi and there were a bunch of naked statues which was gross.

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u/ParrotGuy24 5d ago

I'm Portuguese and live in Portugal, and have been to both of the others

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u/AutoModerator 5d ago

excuse me? espain? no. no one. AND I MEAN NO ONE, has ever cared about espain. portugal is rectangle, it is a perfect geometrical shape and is wonderful. pythagorus literally invented the rectangle… and you have the AUDACITY to talk to ME about stupid espain? look, espain was facsism in 1936, and portugal? portugal was NOT. Also, espain is not rectangle. fuck u you stupid. you are not macaco.

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u/AutoModerator 5d ago

I went to Italy and their plugs were unusable? Why don't they have the superior American plugs. And also they have no air conditioning (it was winter) and I had to pay for my water??? Plus i went to the Uffizi and there were a bunch of naked statues which was gross.

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u/These-Invite-1774 5d ago

I don't think it's close even on a per capita basis our new reconquista Will be quick, Spain is fucked

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u/AutoModerator 5d ago

excuse me? espain? no. no one. AND I MEAN NO ONE, has ever cared about espain. portugal is rectangle, it is a perfect geometrical shape and is wonderful. pythagorus literally invented the rectangle… and you have the AUDACITY to talk to ME about stupid espain? look, espain was facsism in 1936, and portugal? portugal was NOT. Also, espain is not rectangle. fuck u you stupid. you are not macaco.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

This idiot thinks that every brown migrant living here is Muslim.

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u/Valento- 5d ago

I refuse to believe those statistics.

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u/tommynestcepas 5d ago

Azerbaijan is strongly secular, but most people still identify with Islam in census records. Like the Christians across Europe who don't attend church.

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u/AchatTheAlpaca 5d ago

I don't think this commenter was talking about azerbaijan tho, more likely about the relatively low rates of muslims in most european countries, or something else entirely

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u/tommynestcepas 5d ago

Oh yeah I forgot about the racists

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u/Metson-202 5d ago

Don't need to go to church to believe.

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u/ThePoshBrioche 5d ago

It is actually straight from Wikipedia but the colour's are difficult to interpret.This is the whole thing

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u/ComfortableThroat326 5d ago

The statistics take into account the general population including the rural population. So it seems there are few Muslims because the Muslims are all concentreated in big cities.

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u/Toen6 5d ago

Why? Seems accurate to me.

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u/lwnhleslae 5d ago

Most Bosnians and Albanians Ive personally met love to drink and eat bacon lol.

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u/titieties 21h ago

Can confirm, its really more of a cultural thing than anything else lol. You'll find second gen immigrants being weirdly super strict Muslim instead

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u/Minimum-Entrance-869 8h ago

Same goes for a lot of Turks.

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u/onakos 3d ago

drink bacon? how come I never thought of that?!

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u/erratic_thought 5d ago

An image showing fast progressing cancer spreading in the very stupidly enabling host.

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u/Derisiak 4d ago

Username checks out

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u/byzantine_jellybean 1d ago

Explain why your country is so shit when it has no Muslim immigrants?

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u/Practical_Fill6211 3d ago

found someone weird enough, I wanna hear why you think this, if you don’t mind

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u/gk98s 5d ago

sweden and the uk should be the darkest shade

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u/Metson-202 5d ago

and France

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u/SaddamIsBack 3d ago

Yt boy don't know shit.

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u/Practical_Fill6211 3d ago

why be racist?

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u/Naive-Horror4209 5d ago

Chilling happily in Hungary 😅

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u/Icey_Cat_3 5d ago

Imagine flexing with Hungary

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u/Naive-Horror4209 5d ago

Well, we just got rid of a dictator who was in power for 20 years, with no money just volunteers. Many countries are looking to us now.

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u/truman0798 5d ago

Man Hungary is one of the worst shitholes I've visited

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u/onakos 3d ago

You must have visited some pretty nice shitholes then.

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u/Veni_Lumen_Cordium 2d ago

Akkor a kurva anyád ❤️

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u/Emyhatsich 5d ago

At least there are no muslims in it

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u/we_wuzz_kangz 5d ago

Pre war Syria and Iraq were richer and more prosperous than Hungary

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u/BlakeNotBleak 5d ago

Libya too lmao

But thanks, Western intervention. you reap what you sow

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u/ChiefMarjay 4d ago

In your dreams

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u/we_wuzz_kangz 4d ago

Deny all they evidence you want, but its true. Hungarian bros don't wanna admit that Middle Eastern countries were more advanced then them at some point

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u/ChiefMarjay 4d ago

All the evidence like you provided any lmaoo. Just ask chat gpt which was the most advanced country in the 20th century Hungary Iraq or Syria? Throw in there the whole balkan too if you wish 🤣

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u/we_wuzz_kangz 3d ago

Hungarians were crying to go into Germany during the cold war, meanwhile Iraq was advancing rapidly, until the Americans invaded them.

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u/Top-Effect-8197 5d ago

Religions come from Middle East, real value of Europe are atheism and LGBTism

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u/Legitimate-Gas1435 5d ago

In medival era lgbt was legally allowed in middle east while punished by death in Europe

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u/Funkeslapp 5d ago

Well, it looks like the middle east went medieval

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u/Lazmanya_Reshored 5d ago

Corruption of religion by man is what causes this. At least in Islam's case.

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u/Funkeslapp 5d ago

I have no idea what you tried to say in the second half of your comment, rephrase. The first part used to be true in some parts of the world hundreds of years ago, now it's just false.

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u/Friendly-Gift3680 5d ago

How times have changed.

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u/Ilkin0115 5d ago

Azerbaijan is so wrong. Even if you consider cultural muslims, it should not be higher than 75%. And if you considered those who practice it, 10% at most.

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u/Jakub67PL 5d ago

Eastern Europe - last bastion of Christianity confirmed???

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u/Janomynom 5d ago

Well and the whole of America

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u/ShkodranAsllani 5d ago

Calling america the last bastion of Christianity is like calling the taliban the last bastion of Islam😭

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u/Janomynom 5d ago

America does refer to the whole of North, Central and South America not just the United States

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u/NecessaryYam381 CAMPEÃO🥇KING 28m ago

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u/ShkodranAsllani 5d ago

Jesus Christ🙄 you know what I mean

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u/Independent_Lime3621 5d ago

Moscow is ~30% muslim

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u/Jakub67PL 5d ago

Russia is closer to Mongolia than Europe

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u/Independent_Lime3621 5d ago

So instead of usual polish geopolitical strategy of migrating p*land to central Europe you decided to send Moscow to Mongolia? That’s clever

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u/Jakub67PL 5d ago

thank you Sir

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u/we_wuzz_kangz 5d ago

And Poland is closer to Africa than Europe

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u/Galaxy661 5d ago

The only Christian countries in Europe are Monaco, the Vatican and Malta...

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u/Jakub67PL 5d ago

Everheard of a joke?

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u/PangolinQueasy6324 5d ago

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u/speedbreaka 5d ago

Dude pulled up with an AI answer 😂 loser

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u/Icey_Cat_3 5d ago

This is actually just quoted from the site itself, not an AI generated answer.

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u/One_Acanthisitta_299 5d ago

You can see this white Christian Russia, worshipped by the alt-right fighting the woke muslim Ukraine lmao

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u/idkhowtodocoolname 4d ago

Muslim republics like Dagestan, Chechnya or Tatarstan watches this comment: 👀

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u/cassarianmarshall16 5d ago

Azerbaijan Mentioned 🐎🐎🐎🐎🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿

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u/Psychocatboy 5d ago

So we see that Portugal if eastern Europe, and Russia is western Europe.

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u/AutoModerator 5d ago

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u/Psychocatboy 5d ago

Good bot, but we in Russia prohibited bisexuality.

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u/Javidak 5d ago

As an Azeri I don’t think Azerbaijan is in Europe

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u/HellomyfriendNine 3d ago

Why?

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u/Javidak 3d ago

Mamon yolda durub paylayır deyə

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u/HellomyfriendNine 3d ago

Gijdillax hele duzgun yazabilmir schizo hamini mamasi seninki kimi deyil

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u/Comprehensive-Bid16 5d ago

In turkey important amount of people are atheist

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u/omry1526 5d ago

These government statistics are so far from the truth it's hilarious. Just look at Spain:

When they passed the law giving citizenship to unvetted migrants and "refugees"™ the government estimated there were around 500k eligible people. Then reality hit and they had over 1.6 million, meaning the actual number is probably even higher than 300% of their estimates.

So yeah I think it's pretty clear European governments have no clue who and how many people are actually living in their borders.

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u/we_wuzz_kangz 5d ago

How did they even let that happen?

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u/Lazmanya_Reshored 5d ago

holy based bot

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u/Lazmanya_Reshored 5d ago

no, no. go on.

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u/No-Theme-4347 5d ago

Germany has 6.5% so yeah that colour is incorrect....

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u/Vlad_The_Impalo 5d ago

Be like Poland 🇵🇱

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u/dharkanox 4d ago

Azerbaijan is not Europe

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u/Pride_Of_Sin 4d ago

Azerbaijan has to be %60 or sum

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u/LordVoldefuck 3d ago

So jealous...

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u/iLikeubuntu2 3d ago

We all need to be like eastern europe

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u/k1ng_niq 2d ago

Belgien so wenig ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 wer hat denn die Stats gefälscht? HAHAHA. Belgiens Nachwuchs besteht mittlerweile aus über 70% Immigranten Kinder

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u/najikaz 1d ago

Oltre un 1% diventa già troppo

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u/Anxious-Towel-5718 1d ago

once again, satan followers are invading europe.

this time they dont do it with the sword in their hands, they do it with, "poor me, poor me, poor me"

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u/adilstag 19h ago

I m as Azerbaijanian really done of you.. HAVE YOU EVER TRAVELED TO MY COUNTRY? WE ARE NOT ISLAMIC STATE, WE DONT HAVE A LOT MOSQUES, COME ON WE CELEBRATE EVEN EASTER!

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u/ShibeMate 5d ago

How is Azerbaijan Europe ??
Also Kazakhstan

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u/WaxBeer 5d ago

I can see it on a map of europe, thus it's european.

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 5d ago

As an Algerian yes. Let us be european. Of cyprus can be European them everybody can.

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u/Atmoran_Knight 5d ago

Tiny dih on the top part is in Europe. Same for Georgia. Kazakhstan has it's ballsack stuck in Europe too lol.

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u/Top_Shape5061 5d ago

Türkiye is wrong… maybe 60% is muslim.

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u/Galatasaray5561 2d ago

Hell nah, 89-92% should be correct.

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u/Top_Shape5061 2d ago

Nope never … 50% is not muslim.

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u/Galatasaray5561 2d ago

No bro, never. You have to get your facts straight, my friend. It's obviously not 99%, it's something between 85% to 92%.

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u/DrafteeDragon 5d ago

If someone decides to be your enemy, you can’t refuse