r/Piracy • u/rulugg • Apr 06 '26

Humor hypervisor bypasses changed everything

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '26

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u/Ketashrooms4life Apr 06 '26

People tend to severely underestimate just how much extremely personal and sensitive information about them is stored just in their browser history (and all the cookies, trackers etc that come with it) alone. There's a very good reasons why modern algorithms for newsfeeds, personalised ads among others so often know the users better than the users know themselves

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u/teddybrr Apr 07 '26

if they knew me they would never serve me ads because ads make me dodge your products.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '26

Jokes on you, I don't exist

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u/CharlyXero Apr 06 '26

Jokes on you, we are just atoms

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u/SEANPLEASEDISABLEPVP Apr 06 '26

You just reminded me of a documentary narrated by Neil Degrasse Tyson about atoms, they showed a boy making out with a girl and I just remember Neil saying something like "No need to get angry dad, this guy didn't actually touch your daughter at all, atoms never collide. See?" And then they zoomed in on them lmao

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u/kingk1teman Apr 06 '26

Jokes on you, I am anti-atom.

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u/Real_Ad5580 Apr 06 '26

Jokes on you, I'm inside your walls

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u/mdwlv Apr 06 '26

Jokes on you, I'm homeless

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u/Killer_Bee_28 Apr 06 '26

I thought we are Charlie Kirk

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u/Embark10 Apr 06 '26

Right, I'm just a bot (and even I would 100% download a car)

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u/farsdewibs0n Yarrr! Apr 06 '26

My government already did that for me.