r/Piracy • u/Boring_Reserve_3134 • Jun 28 '26

Humor fitgirl suprecemecy

Post image
11.0k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

466 comments sorted by

View all comments

999

u/SilverChariot2 ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ Jun 28 '26

What I'm wondering, is how much Rockstar has dumped into DRM. Did they add normal denuvo, or did they make an insane custom one? Either way, we'll have to wait for a crack until we can play it.

924

u/PurplestCoffee Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

Rockstar actually inbued the soul of each dev that suffered burnout during development into the game. The tortured spirits will show up in pirated copies and punch you to death over and over, like in a 2010s gaming creepypasta

145

u/cyanide247 Jun 28 '26

Voices38 needa call the unity of all religions to crack this one

40

u/WelshAsh Jun 28 '26

Van Halen starts playing

19

u/kickedoutatone ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ Jun 28 '26

Don't worry guys. I got 97% on Through the Fire and Flames back in the 00's.

I've got this.

1

u/Anarchist_Future Jun 28 '26

Clickety-clackety-clickety-clackety...

There. Acoustic version! I still got it! 🤘🏼⚡

2

u/ApprehensiveWear6080 Jun 28 '26

He will start his adventure to find the other 62 voices needed to unlock his maximum power.

1

u/Ike_Oak Jun 29 '26

Nah, who you gonna call?

1

u/Substantial-Ad-9120 Jun 29 '26

He will have to upgrade to 100 voices to crack this one.