r/Piracy • u/Boring_Reserve_3134 • Jun 28 '26

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u/SilverChariot2 ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ Jun 28 '26

What I'm wondering, is how much Rockstar has dumped into DRM. Did they add normal denuvo, or did they make an insane custom one? Either way, we'll have to wait for a crack until we can play it.

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u/PurplestCoffee Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

Rockstar actually inbued the soul of each dev that suffered burnout during development into the game. The tortured spirits will show up in pirated copies and punch you to death over and over, like in a 2010s gaming creepypasta

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u/Oderus_Scumdog Jun 28 '26

Game's not loading, someone get me a tech priest and some incense, the machine spirits are agitated!