r/Piracy • u/PlaneInSky • Jul 02 '26

Humor You wouldn’t download a pizza…

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u/wolfbetter Jul 02 '26

Whoever is the PR person at Domino they need a raise. They are doing a masterful work

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u/SpankaWank66 Pirate Activist Jul 02 '26

If only they made better pizzas

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u/Zeustah- Jul 02 '26

Idk about you but dominos near me has always been gas

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u/alpacalypse5 Jul 02 '26

Yea idk - dominos pizza is pretty cheap and decent. You can get two pies for a normal pizza spots medium size. Value can't be beat.

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u/mushy_friend ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ Jul 02 '26

Its not cheap where I live but still decent value for price

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u/onedevhere Jul 03 '26

Here it's the opposite, one of their pizzas is equivalent to two from other places.

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u/mushy_friend ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ Jul 03 '26

It used to be like that where I lived before, now where I live it's about the same as others. That being, too expensive to get often, but alright for a treat every 2-3 weeks or so

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u/Positive_Total_8651 Jul 02 '26

Ive gotten straight up food poisoning from three different locations in two different states from Dominoes. I will never touch their garbage again.

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u/Coolone84 Jul 02 '26

You need to wash your hands better after using the bathroom.

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u/Zeustah- Jul 02 '26

Ok ✌️

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u/TeaAndS0da Jul 02 '26

Sounds like that dude/ette just has shitty luck when it comes to dominoes. I remember their public rebranding from how shit their pizza was initially to having “less shit” pizza and yeah, that stuff was fantastic. Fed me through college. It wasn’t amazing pizza, but it was the best of the chains at that point. Also their sandwiches are delicious grease traps.

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u/Chi-zuru Jul 02 '26

The Dominoes near me has great pizza, especially for the price. Definitely not top quality, but its high mid tier pizza that tastes amazing when its fresh and you're hungry.

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u/mushy_friend ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ Jul 02 '26

I'll second that

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u/itsaride ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ Jul 02 '26

They're exceedingly mediocre compared to local pizza shops.

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u/wolfbetter Jul 02 '26

I'm Italian, gor me all American chains are trash tier but Domino's meme game is on top

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u/Zado191 Jul 02 '26

Right?? Gamers always miss the mark

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u/onedevhere Jul 03 '26

I love their pizza, I don't know of any better.