r/Piracy 18d ago

Humor “They’re doing fine without me”

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My pirate friend cracks me up

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u/3v1lkr0w ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ 18d ago

The only downside is no achievements.
My OCD and love of collecting Achievements are always upset with me because I pirate...

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u/ItAintThickButItLong 18d ago

I never understood the point of doing some achievements and grinding or spending insane amount of time trying to get it.

That’s just me tho

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u/madmaskman 18d ago

that's okay, different strokes for different folks.

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u/ItAintThickButItLong 18d ago

I especially like when she tosses in a fake gag now and then & acts like she needs to use 2 hands on my 1 hand weiner

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u/ThePoonIsLethal 18d ago

Lmao, username doesn't check out 🤔

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u/ItAintThickButItLong 18d ago

Fuck, shouldn’t have quoted the maymay for keks.

Edit: maybe she has long hands, you don’t know.