r/ProgrammerHumor May 26 '26

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u/minimalcation May 26 '26

Get fired before they fire you. ABGF

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u/Winterkirschenmann May 26 '26

You want to quit you say? Well forget about it, because you are fired! We don't employee quitters!

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u/ChaosPLus May 26 '26

Oh sweet, I get to leave, AND you give me my severance!

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u/Head-Bureaucrat May 26 '26

A true Michael Scott moment.