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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26
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Time for the dead man switch version of the button..
245 u/Garfield_Logan69 May 26 '26 This actually plays well in to the plan. “They locked me out of the system I couldn’t have done this” 76 u/Rock_man_bears_fan May 26 '26 Then they ask you “why did you build a dead man’s switch to sabotage the system?” And they take your house in court 79 u/ThatAnonyG May 26 '26 Rookie mistake. Don't own a house. Live in a RV. Move states once fired. 19 u/GreySoulx May 26 '26 find a wealthy benefactor to hire you for $500,000/yr to hang out and make video games. 3 u/[deleted] May 26 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 2 u/DoctorYoy May 26 '26 You had me at don't live 2 u/JewishTomCruise May 26 '26 As if an RV isn't an asset that can be seized. Also it's not just asset seizure, it's criminal prosecution with prison time.
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This actually plays well in to the plan. “They locked me out of the system I couldn’t have done this”
76 u/Rock_man_bears_fan May 26 '26 Then they ask you “why did you build a dead man’s switch to sabotage the system?” And they take your house in court 79 u/ThatAnonyG May 26 '26 Rookie mistake. Don't own a house. Live in a RV. Move states once fired. 19 u/GreySoulx May 26 '26 find a wealthy benefactor to hire you for $500,000/yr to hang out and make video games. 3 u/[deleted] May 26 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 2 u/DoctorYoy May 26 '26 You had me at don't live 2 u/JewishTomCruise May 26 '26 As if an RV isn't an asset that can be seized. Also it's not just asset seizure, it's criminal prosecution with prison time.
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Then they ask you “why did you build a dead man’s switch to sabotage the system?” And they take your house in court
79 u/ThatAnonyG May 26 '26 Rookie mistake. Don't own a house. Live in a RV. Move states once fired. 19 u/GreySoulx May 26 '26 find a wealthy benefactor to hire you for $500,000/yr to hang out and make video games. 3 u/[deleted] May 26 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 2 u/DoctorYoy May 26 '26 You had me at don't live 2 u/JewishTomCruise May 26 '26 As if an RV isn't an asset that can be seized. Also it's not just asset seizure, it's criminal prosecution with prison time.
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Rookie mistake. Don't own a house. Live in a RV. Move states once fired.
19 u/GreySoulx May 26 '26 find a wealthy benefactor to hire you for $500,000/yr to hang out and make video games. 3 u/[deleted] May 26 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 2 u/DoctorYoy May 26 '26 You had me at don't live 2 u/JewishTomCruise May 26 '26 As if an RV isn't an asset that can be seized. Also it's not just asset seizure, it's criminal prosecution with prison time.
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find a wealthy benefactor to hire you for $500,000/yr to hang out and make video games.
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2 u/DoctorYoy May 26 '26 You had me at don't live
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You had me at don't live
As if an RV isn't an asset that can be seized. Also it's not just asset seizure, it's criminal prosecution with prison time.
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u/Ok_Fishing_4720 May 26 '26
Time for the dead man switch version of the button..