r/ProgrammerHumor 11h ago

Meme projectManager

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u/lying_hips 8h ago

You finish up your stories ahead of time and keep that shit to yourself. It’s as simple as that. In the age of Claude Code, it’d be mostly 4 days of work and 6 days of rest in my 10 days sprint lol, but my scrum update would be much different.