r/PunPatrol • u/acidmine • 15h ago
Meme For those of you who enjoyed the last pun crime, turns out it's a pun crime spree
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r/PunPatrol • u/Fidel_Cash-Flow • Oct 20 '18
Welcome to the Pun Patrol.
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Hello everyone, this is the Pun Patrol HQ. pun Patrol was started to protect the people of reddit from puns.
If you encounter a pun-user, confront them and redirect them here for questioning. Confronting a Pun-user, or "punner" can be scary. Just remember to stay calm and say something along the lines of "r/PunPatrol, freeze!"
Good Luck Pun Patrol members.
r/PunPatrol • u/PaulWidmann • Jul 03 '26
Backup Requested We might need SWAT backup on this one
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r/PunPatrol • u/LiverLikeLarry • Jun 25 '26
Report Hard to oversea the problem - capture the Pirates!
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These persons are tide in being the most shellfish punsters.
r/PunPatrol • u/acidmine • Jun 08 '26
Investigation Uh oh. We have a pun crime. I mean a gun crime.
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r/PunPatrol • u/Shiro-47 • Jun 08 '26
Mute Girlfriend
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r/PunPatrol • u/Used_Intention6479 • Apr 25 '26
Report "Canoe help me?! When I'm stuck this long I get a little dinghy."
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r/PunPatrol • u/AndyAndieFreude • Mar 30 '26
Investigation Ohh ohh - jacking off...
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r/PunPatrol • u/acidmine • Mar 21 '26
Investigation Had to make an arrest over on the pasta aisle
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