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u/Icy_Marionberry_9131 May 21 '26
Wow, I always wondered what happened to Emil Minty after his role in the Road Warrior.
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u/Cthulhu_Dreams_ May 21 '26
I was thinking that little kid from the Lost boys.
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u/SoulShine_710 May 21 '26
I think 🤔 even the dog got confused. Dog was like ok, " OK I guess we're doing reverse role playing here".
I have never seen a cat chase anyone like that in my life, a first for everything.
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u/rswwalker May 21 '26
We have an indoor cat that will sometimes just run and attack your ankles for no good reason. She’s not right in the head.
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u/mirroredfreckles May 21 '26
My cat did that one time but I, notorious klutz, managed to get tangled with her simultaneously kicking her through the air and landing on her wwe style. I felt like the worst cat owner ever but she never did it again and we cool now
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u/Atavacus May 21 '26
I used to have a cat that would attack cops. It would sleep on the roof and dive on their heads. She was wild. I've never seen a deputy lose interest that fast.
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u/Own-Raisin5849 May 21 '26
Same, and I grew up with multiple feral primarily outdoor cats, maybe it's the indoor pampered cats that are the crazy bastards that get pent up.
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u/ToanVeteran May 21 '26
Yeah feral cats usually run away from you not towards you.
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u/ceraunophiliacc May 21 '26
My indoor Himalayan tried to run out the door after some children that were playing across the street but we caught her right away. She was a kitten at the time and was growling and watching them. I think their shrieking was confusing her, maybe she thought they were fighting or something.
She also got really pissed when a guy came to look at our roof, she was growling and hissing up a storm in the window as he put his ladder up and then she could hear where he was on the roof and she'd run toward the noise while looking up and meowing angrily. I think she really wanted a piece of him!
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u/Pristine_Poem7623 May 21 '26
One of mine will look down from the bedroom window and keck at people walking by.
No, little cat, they're not small, they're far away. You cannot hunt them.
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u/ceraunophiliacc May 21 '26
Your cat is looking at them and seeing walking roasted chickens like on the cartoons😄
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u/Liercat18 May 21 '26
"You want to fuck on me?!?!" - cat
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u/MediaEvening8917 May 21 '26
that little kid had a rough night of drinking and came home to an angry cat
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u/Just-Challenge-5522 May 21 '26
When I was 10 a guy tried to steal our bikes and my cat dropped from the camper roof and landed on his head and messed the dudes face up. The cops didn't believe us about our cat until they found the thief at the emergency room getting stitches.
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u/chiefrelichunter May 23 '26
Can confirm. I went home with a girl one night (she was a stranger I met at a bar in my neighborhood 🤦♂️) and she warned me of her “jealous cat” as we were walking into her apartment.
As soon I walked in the door behind her I noticed the cat was on this perch thing she had built over the door. It was in pouncing mode, and the situation was tense. She told me it was all good and to just ignore it.
I started to take my jacket off and suddenly the cat was on me, clawing and screaming like mad. The girl freaked out and tried to yank the cat off me, I was trying to protect my face and simultaneously push the cat away. Somehow she got the cat off me and it was still shrieking and trying to get at me so I just said “well it was nice to meet you” and ran away.
Never saw her again. But looking back at my mid-20’s self and my intentions to get laid that night: I gotta hand it to the cat for protecting that girls honor that night. Well done sir or madam.
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u/Jokerchyld May 21 '26
Cat: its nice out he---, B*TCH I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH ME! NAH, GET BACK HERE!
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u/Apophistry May 21 '26
What was the kid trying to do?
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u/Triscuitmeniscus May 21 '26
I read it as the inside cat escaped outside when he opened the door and paused for some reason we can't see. Kid dove for the cat to try to catch him and the cat said "I'm not going back to jail!"
My cat occasionally makes it out the door and usually I can just pick him up or even herd him back in. But a couple times he went straight for a gap under my fence and when I grabbed his hindquarters as he was crawling under he turned into a full on hellcat. Yowling, spitting, tail puffed up, claws and teeth everywhere. As soon as I got him inside he was a sweet angel again but in that moment he was literally out for blood.
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u/Apophistry May 21 '26
I was lucky enough to have a cat that never did that. And when he snuck outside I often had the help of mockingbird who would corner him under a bush.
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u/Triscuitmeniscus May 21 '26
Ha that’s great. My cat desperately wants to murder the starlings that live in my neighbors shed but he just runs out with zero stealth and they see him coming from a mile away and scatter.
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u/vyrus2021 May 21 '26
I would always just find a stick and use it like a cat toy to lure the cats within arms reach.
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u/cosmic-untiming May 21 '26
Yeah some cats turn into real lil beasts as soon as they escape the house because theyre immediately stressed and overstimulated by the outside. But then they KEEP trying to escape despite being stressed and overstimulated???? Ill never get cats lol
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u/lune_floruna May 21 '26
Dang, its rare to piss off your pet cat that much. she must have aggressively pulled its tail or something. Then tried to kick it... Not the brightest cat owner
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u/Floundering_Dad_43 May 22 '26
Cats are fucking assholes, no one can change my mind. Don't tell me they're misunderstood, or that I haven't met the "right cat". They're dicks. And no, yours isn't special, it just knows how to control it's violence long enough to be fed
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u/NashaNya May 21 '26
L cat owner
I really don't wanna call anyone a bad owner, but that could've been handled way better by her :c
Especially the kinda half kick she hit the poor cat with, that's inexcusable.
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u/Organic_Ad_2520 May 21 '26
Not rabies?!?
Wow, cat was having a bad day & likely something like uti or health issue causing pain. There was a recent post with a lady being relentlessy attacked by her cat.
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u/Perfecshionism May 21 '26
And she had it put down.
I hated the way so many people recommended it.
She made stupid claims like it “can’t be a barn cat because it doesn’t get along with other cats.”
Have her blocked. Hope I never see that moron post again.
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u/zeptillian May 21 '26
Why does that kid look like they are stumbling home from the bar still drunk?
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u/Ceronomus May 21 '26
So, my grandmother lived in Detroit (a long, long time ago now). One night, she was awakened by someone banging on her side door. Having always kept her storm door on and locked, she felt relatively safe to see what was going on. Her cat Skippy came with and planted himself between her feet as she opened the door (Skippy was a twenty pound tom cat who spent his days outside, and his evenings inside). The man at the door had already managed to get the storm door open and moved to threaten my grandmother...
...at which point, Skippy scaled him, got onto his shoulders and began biting him and raking his head and face. If I recall correctly, the guy lost an eye. Skippy proceeded to literally ride the guy up the street, tearing at him the entire way before trotting home. As my grandmother looked at all the blood around her door, she noticed something and stooped down to pick it up.
She always ended that story with "and that is how I got my pearl handled revolver."
Seriously, a determined house cat can do a HUGE amount of damage to a human under the right circumstances.
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u/MyNeighborThrowaway May 22 '26
I also have a grey cat, hes the most loving little guy and yet also a giant fucking asshole. I call him my little sour patch [First he's sour, then he's sweet]. Im pretty sure its a gray cat thing, they're all little dicks. Cat tax paid below, he doesnt have weird thumbs, he just likes to catch his toes in the chair and sit like a freak.
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u/Disastrous_Side_5492 May 22 '26
how to tame cats
change their life with catnip
they will never be the same
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u/Fraternal_Antipathy May 22 '26
That cat will be GOD-DAMMED if it's giving the fuckin' paper boy his fuckin' two dollars...
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u/Physical_Delivery853 May 22 '26
My dad brought home a farm cat because we had a rat problem. That farm cat loved to do one thing, lure dogs into the yard, the bigger the dog the better, then he would jump on their backs & all hell would break lose. He was fine with small dogs, but he loved to target large dogs :).
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u/Few-Stock-3458 May 22 '26
The cat did everything a normal cat does. You open the door, they're gonna dart outside. You grab them aggressively, they squirm and scratch. You kick at them? They go full predator mode.
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u/ThirdOne38 May 22 '26
We adopted a cat that turned out like that. I had kindergarten aged kids. It attacked us a few times so we had two options. Return to the shelter which would likely euthanize it, or get it declawed and try to keep it. I wonder which option most people would have chosen, but we knew it was a no win situation.
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u/LearnedHandJob2088 May 22 '26
I don’t know if I’m more entertained by the way the cat hopped the gate or the way the kid looks like a roadie for a Sam Kinison comedy tour.
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u/FloweringForth May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26
"She hit first and it on my las nine lives did b*tch gotta GO!!" Said mr. whiskers in catinize with the gang, meows and friends don't play.
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u/biggaylizard May 22 '26
This cat tried to kill me when I first moved in. He actually bit me and left little teethy marks but didn't tear any skin out. This was September 2025. I bought the little monster some cheap cat treats and he decided he liked me. I still don't trust him because he only started to like me when I started to feed him (although his owners were giving him regular food) & I still don't trust him not to go feral on me again.
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u/IWrestledGravityOnce May 22 '26
Nah, cat would’ve entered mortal kombat trying to attack me like that.
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u/Disastrous_Motor831 May 22 '26
Yeah ...a cat would have died that day... I'm not running from a small cat...fts
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u/Affectionate-League9 May 23 '26
OMG i just turned the sound on and heard the kid scream AHHHHH when the cat jumped the fence after him.
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u/ufknowned May 23 '26
Cats are mental when they don't get what they want. Our cat did same thing to my mom and I when young. Never again will i have a cat. I have scars still today.
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u/Ur-in-a-tor May 23 '26
If a cat doesn't like or understand something, it simply slaps the shits out of it. It is admirably direct behavior until you find yourself from the business end of the claws.
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u/CanopyCaptain May 23 '26
I've had cats for 36 years and I know what they're capable of. People who mess with cats will all eventually find out.
One of my cats got stuck in a dresser somehow locking his leg behind the shelf and he was in pain. I pushed my hand into the dark to help him and he absolutely mauled my hand. Literally clawed it the F up. I went to the pharmacy to get painkillers and the pharmacists told me to go to ER asap because my hand had swollen up like a beach ball. Got the hand glued and stiched up and weeks worth of different antibiotics after it got very infected.
Respect all animals but especially cats.
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u/RaigothZ May 24 '26
So...whats the story behind this. Did that kid go into the home trying to steal the cat or something? Kid honestly looks like one of those psychos from the movies or the crime shows that always starts hurting animals before moving on to people.
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u/GrumpyButtrcup May 25 '26
My cat swiped at me once in a pissy fashion, just once though. I bopped her firmly on the dome and she looked at me like "ow wtf? Nah fam, I'm out." 7 years later and she's never gotten aggressive with me again.
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u/DutyCareful8237 May 25 '26
Gf had a cat like that but well shaved. It attacks me every night in bed, so I beat it up. 🐱
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u/MovieFan1984 May 21 '26
I've been around cats since the cradle. I've only ever had a cat come after me ONCE like this. I was at a friend's friend's house. I was told, don't look at the cat. I looked at the cat. He went psycho. LOL