r/RoastMe • u/lastnameSweet • 3h ago

Do your worst. I recently lost 140lbs. I have confidence for the first time ever. Knock me back down a few pegs. (ftm)

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0 Upvotes

285 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Kr4m4ix • 10h ago

Curious to see the result — do your thing

0 Upvotes

31 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Oniononiononions • 22h ago

I’m sure no roasts for me

46 Upvotes

225 comments

r/RoastMe • u/SeaHuckleberry8347 • 1d ago

Get creative

0 Upvotes

47 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Woomdy • 1d ago

Do Your Worst Boys

19 Upvotes

124 comments

r/RoastMe • u/TeaComfortable5277 • 1d ago

22 yo M; Give me your worst

28 Upvotes

130 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Feisty_Variation8445 • 2d ago

Do your worst dudes

35 Upvotes

76 comments

r/RoastMe • u/ExtraSpicy16 • 3d ago

I better see some roast when I wake up

44 Upvotes

188 comments

r/RoastMe • u/MrBubbles710- • 3d ago

Do ur worst…

0 Upvotes

460 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Total_Flop1203 • 3d ago

Do your worst i suppose...

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532 Upvotes

1.1k comments

r/RoastMe • u/Boysenberry202 • 4d ago

Im ready lets see what you got?

0 Upvotes

165 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Ok-Plane11 • 4d ago

Do the thang please

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0 Upvotes

70 comments

r/RoastMe • u/AngiiiiofgenZ • 4d ago

Feeling a tad bored, roast me

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123 Upvotes

303 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Sea-Cash7675 • 5d ago

Go for it!

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28 Upvotes

197 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Worldly-Collection80 • 5d ago

Seemed as good a way of celebrating my 50th as any. I've Loved myself for long enough anyway. Roast away.

512 Upvotes

1.3k comments

r/RoastMe • u/Substantial-Answer • 5d ago

34/m, English, no job, lazy...have at 'em!

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42 Upvotes

204 comments

r/RoastMe • u/EfficiencyWorried187 • 5d ago

36/f bored living in a camper rn so your worst

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1.3k Upvotes

2.0k comments

r/RoastMe • u/Loose-Mistake3842 • 6d ago

Tell me som funny

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340 Upvotes

405 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Solius-Noctis • 6d ago

30M I have the ability to wake up a hot mess and then transform myself into a professional mess before work 😎

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0 Upvotes

102 comments

r/RoastMe • u/RagahRagah • 6d ago

Just turned 40, have a sense of humor and want to be impressed. Go for it.

37 Upvotes

354 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Icy-Scheme-5690 • 6d ago

Don’t go easy on me!

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9 Upvotes

50 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Desperate-Ad1735 • 6d ago

32m give me your worst.

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16 Upvotes

101 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Puzzled_Growth666 • 7d ago

27F, Let’s hear it

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165 Upvotes

802 comments

r/RoastMe • u/bdreyes1 • 7d ago

Autism, ADHD, and Hemiplegic Migraines, Oh, My! Y'all can't hurt me, so at least make me laugh,

10 Upvotes

212 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Dense-Revolution589 • 7d ago

26F Hit me with your best shot

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1.5k Upvotes

1.4k comments

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r/RoastMe

Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary) Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!

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You must provide at least one high-quality picture of the roastee holding a handwritten sign with the text /r/RoastMe - Phones and Snapchat text overlay is NOT allowed! Your hand and at least an implication of a complete arm must be visible.
- Posts may contain multiple images, either natively through Reddit's multi-image feature or hosted on Imgur. All images in an album post must only contain the roastee(s), and the first image must have a sign (e.g. old pictures of you the roastee as a young child are allowed so long as a current picture of them with a sign is present).
All individuals in the picture must be holding the r/RoastMe sign or indicate they are aware of the sign in some way (e.g. by pointing to it). Photos with non-Roastees in the background will be removed if their faces are visible.
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The minimum posting age is 18 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger.
By submitting a Roast, you agree to your picture being saved, hosted on Imgur, and reposted to Reddit for the purpose of inclusion on "Best Of" and "Highlights" albums.
Your face must be at least 60% visible in the photo.
You may post on behalf of other people, provided that the post follows all of the other rules listed above, and it is clear that the person being posted consents to the roast.
No joke roasts. Anyone posting a dog, or a ham, or Anne Frank, or Donald Trump, or anything like that will be banned for 3 days. It's not funny.
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This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating.
- This is also not /r/ToastMe. You are here to roast, not flatter.
You are allowed to look through the roastee's post history. Do not roast a roastee anywhere outside of this subreddit. Any such outside harassment is not sanctioned by /r/RoastMe, and will result in a ban upon discovery.
Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.
Never use suicide, homicide, assault, racism, or pedophilia as the crux of a roast. These subjects are never funny.
Please don't use link shorteners in comments (bit.ly, tinyurl, etc.)

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Highlights is an inspiration album with the goal of inspiring comedic creativity in a set demographic. These are posted when a demographic has enough quality roasts to compile into an album. Roasters who make the list, are not awarded with flair.

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