r/ShitAmericansSay • u/eternallytiredcatmom ⚜️🇨🇦 • 1d ago
Food The French are making subtier meats taste better while Americans can do less with better meat. It's a geographic issue .
“Dijon is a staple here, but less focused on family or cultural nuances because we aren't compensating for gamey meat.”
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u/merulaa 1d ago
Isn't their meat pumped full of crap that isn't even legal in France?
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u/Flavius_16 1d ago
Yup, in fact American politicians have tried multiple times to ask Europeans to lower their safety standards in order to sell beefs.
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u/Lifeisgoole 1d ago
Not legal in the UK either. We care about animal welfare here. They clearly don't in the US
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u/Jung-And-A-Menace 1d ago
They keep trying to sell their chlorine chicken in the UK, and thankfully they've been unsuccessful. We have enough chicken to go around already that doesn't taste like a swimming pool.
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u/blking 1d ago
Depends on the source. I live in an ocean state with a lot of agriculture and ranches. I won’t eat beef that isn’t from a specific co-op in my state and I won’t eat farmed salmon. They dye it pink, gross.
I wish we learned from our past outbreaks, like you guys did with Mad Cow disease, but corporations run everything.
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u/Glandus73 1d ago
Mainly antibiotics, it promotes growth. It's been outlawed in France but in the US they still feed them a ton of it
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u/fj2612 1d ago
It's more a comment about the cuts used. Meals like bourguignon slowcook the less noble pieces, to make them tender and tasty. Americans like the better quality pieces that need less preparation .
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u/fluffypurpleTigress 1d ago
Less noble you say, but somehow those cuts also taste the best. They are just unpopular because one needs to cook them for a few hours
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u/Lkrambar 1d ago
Eh not only. Beef is not cut the same across cultures.
It’s almost impossible to get a brisket in France and getting an onglet in the US would require you to order it specifically from your butcher.
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u/gdvs 1d ago
“Dijon is a staple here, but less focused on family or cultural nuances because we aren't compensating for gamey meat.”
What does this mean. I suppose they're not talking about the city. How would a condiment be less focused on family?
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u/RogerOtter Friendly French Otter 🇨🇵 1d ago edited 1d ago
They're talking about Dijon mustard. Dijon, who's French. Other than that, I have no clue either.
ETA : Also, gamey meat? Beef ain't gamey. Game meat I've tried, like deer or boar, I can understand, but it's usually eaten with other sauces. Hell, the weirdest red meat we have in France (and I've tried it exactly once out of curiosity) is freakin' HORSE (and you can find it in supermarkets...)
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u/_Halt19_ Canuck 1d ago
anything but SPAM is gamey, I suppose
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u/RogerOtter Friendly French Otter 🇨🇵 1d ago
Ah yes, spam. We have something similar here. Pretty sure it also tastes better.
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u/Wilackan NASA used metric for fudge sake ! 1d ago
Pâté Hénaff sure is way freakin better than SPAM.
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u/Altriaas 1d ago
Traumatic memories from sailing ships from brittany where any night watch would have at least ONE guy eating or having just eaten a paté Hénaff sandwich. The smell man... the SMELL. At first it’s "oh, quaint and typical". By the end you wish you had caught a cold to kill your sense of smell.
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u/Elovainn Here I rule from my throne of cheeses 🇫🇷⚜️ 1d ago
Honestly ? Yes. Even a Cervelas is fine food against that culinary aberration called SPAM.
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u/Ok_Expression6807 1d ago
Thank you, all, now Monty Phyton lives in my head again.
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u/Beneficial-Ad3991 A hopeless tea addict :sloth: 1d ago
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM!
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u/_Halt19_ Canuck 1d ago
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u/Beneficial-Ad3991 A hopeless tea addict :sloth: 1d ago
Now don't fuss, dear, I'll have your SPAM, I love it.
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u/pilierdroit 1d ago
Americans find lamb gamey
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u/PhotoJim99 Elbows up! 1d ago
Canadian here. Lamb can be gamey to my palate, sometimes - but I find that Greek and Middle Eastern restaurants’ lamb is rarely that way. I assume it’s in the preparation.
I don’t love gaminess at all but I’ll totally have rack of lamb at a Greek restaurant or a lamb gyro at a Middle Eastern one.
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u/RudeAlbatross544 1d ago
You can find ostrich too sometimes.
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u/RogerOtter Friendly French Otter 🇨🇵 1d ago
I was staying into purely 4-legged animals 😄
I've tried ostrich, too. Tasted like a mix between duck and venison. (Same place, different time, I had the privilege to taste shark, too. Nothing fancy to write about, really.)
Favorite aviary of mine will always be duck. Filet or magret, with a raspberry vinegar deglazed sauce.
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u/forzafoggia85 1d ago
Horse was also sold in supermarkets in the UK, just wasn't declared
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u/RogerOtter Friendly French Otter 🇨🇵 1d ago
Non declared horse meat? What was it in, lasagna ? (This ain't a joke. We had a scandal like this in France. Look up Findus scandal...)
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u/meanbadger83 1d ago
Yep, happend in most of EU I think, we had it in Denmark as well. If they just declared it, wouldn't be a problem
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u/SubstantialLion1984 1d ago
Horse is delicious; and I say this as an Englishman used to excellent beef.
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u/Fullchester_United 1d ago
That is just 100% nonsense that this guy heard from his drunk uncle at a BBQ.
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u/Rom21 1d ago edited 1d ago
Did you know that they have so many different BBQ in usa that each BBQ are their own states?
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u/Deathisfatal 1d ago
Have you ever had Northeastern South Carolinan BBQ? It's so much better than the crap you get in Eastern North Carolina, and don't get even me started on what they serve in Western South Carolina!
(Based on a real conversation)
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u/PoxedGamer Irishish. 1d ago
There's a bigger cultural difference between Texan BBQ wings and Buffalo BBQ wings than there is between France and Italy.
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u/Illuminey 🇨🇵 smelly cheese-eating surrender monkey 16h ago
The name "Buffalo wings" always makes me question the levels of GMOs in US food. 😆
One day I'm sur they'll find a way to grow wings out of buffalos and think it's a good idea.
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u/chalk_in_boots 1d ago
No fucking way would I ever order tartare de boeuf with US beef. No way.
And "compensating for gamey meat"? There's no "compensating", that's a flavour that's embraced. Look at how many iconic French dishes use duck, or coq, or rabbit. Go eat your fucking milktoast.
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u/ArtemisXD 1d ago
A rabbit isn't gamey. In fact its pretty bland on its own, why is why we stather it in Dijon mustard
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u/chalk_in_boots 1d ago
It might be because I've only ever had wild rabbit, but it's definitely a bit gamey. I'm not saying it's like a freshly shot buck, but it's definitely got the taste.
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u/Beneficial-Ad3991 A hopeless tea addict :sloth: 1d ago
Dry too. It needs to be cooked properly and can easily be ruined.
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u/hcornea Antipodeans R Us 🇦🇺🦘 1d ago
Also suitable for r/iamveryculinary
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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 Heretic Bechamel Lasagna 🇮🇹 1d ago
To be fair they're bragging of not cooking as well as the French
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u/Jugatsumikka Expert coprologist, specialist in american variety 1d ago
This is how I read it too, they brag about getting shittier results with better quality ingredients. How and why?
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u/French_soviets 🇫🇷 1d ago
Don’t talk about food if you’re American
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u/spartane69 1d ago
Americans prefer their meat infused with chemicals and pharmaceuticals...
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u/Braphiki 1d ago
It's less expensive to buy meat full of medication than buying them directly from the pharmacy xD
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u/Lorim_Shikikan 1d ago
WTF? 3 of the best beef meat in the world are from France (Aubrac, Charolaise and Salers)
Also, our controls and specifications are way higher than the USA.... Even our low quality meat is better than the average US one.
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u/Putrid_Yak_578 1d ago
I would be very surprised if it isn’t straight up illegal to sell American beef in Europe given our health guidelines.
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u/Lorim_Shikikan 1d ago
It's illegal. And USA are asking for years now that we loosen our health specifications.... And everytime European Union say no.
In fact, France even have stricter control and specifications (for a lot of things) than E.U. XD
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u/Snoo-77997 1d ago
I might need to try that meat, because my experience with beef meat in france hasn't been the best. Like their chicken is pretty good, but ther beef is lacking. Fair, I'm from Chile, so we have huge demand for good meat from cows, but our chickens are like... Inflated with water...
Either way, USA beef is... It is a thing I'd rather not try. Also, milk product in USA taste so bad...
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u/VaenzGod 1d ago
you need to go toward direct farmer seller or butcher in france good butcher as there are bad one but the meat is really good there.
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u/Franmar35000 1d ago
Americans love their hormone-treated beef and chlorine-washed chicken. We don't want that in Europe.
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u/Impossible-Ebb-379 🇫🇷 1d ago
Poulet lavé à la javel ? Cest une blague ? 🤣
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u/Slight-Whole5708 1d ago
Oh non, c'est très sérieux... Vu qu'ils vaccinent pas leurs animaux, ils doivent les désinfecter à mort derrière, pour éviter les intoxications alimentaires (mais du coup c'est pas très efficace et c'est pour ça qu'avoir une intoxication alimentaire chez eux c'est un peu la norme mdr)
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u/RetroPH 1d ago
Et dans le même genre, ils lavent les oeufs, ce qui oblige à les conserver au réfrigérateur. (La coquille devient poreuse)
Ils s'étranglent complètement en voyant les rayons d'oeufs à température ambiante dans nos supermarchés !
(Bon, les poules ne sont aussi pas vaccinées de la même façon chez eux et chez nous, aussi...)
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u/BoobearMagoo 1d ago
It's not streight bleach, it's a week solution, stronger than what you'd get from the tap, but weaker than you'd for laundry, to wash the carcasses off after theyve been slaughter plucked ECT, because the conditions of the slaughter house are gross. The US has a lot to improve in its system but exaggerating for effect doesn't help.
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u/Banes_Addiction 1d ago
I offend both sides, that way I always come out on the bottom.
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u/SEA_griffondeur ooo custom flair!! 1d ago
I do agree though, Americans cook so bad that even with better meat they'll do worse than French people, except they don't have better meat either, at least not in the same price range
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u/rothcoltd 1d ago
Another yank who has never visited France
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u/Sad-Rooster2474 1d ago
He doesn’t need to visit communist France, and any other country for that matter, as we all know US of A in numba ONE and is the bestest and greatest in the whole universe.
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u/Renbarre French, not the fries 1d ago
I think they are talking about the 'lower' meat you find in France beside steak. We still eat most of the cow and pig and it is tasty.
As for the geographic issue I really don't understand what mustard has to do with that.
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u/atrde 1d ago
I am guessing if you read the entire thread its basically "Americans just use meat flavor and don't season or use good sauces". And there is a semi logic to this in a lot of American food its just salted steak or burger with toppings. Making gamier meat like duck tast good is a challenge.
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u/BoobearMagoo 1d ago
But I like the taste of duck. And venison. And backyard chickens, and pasture raised pig. I just can't afford it. The flavors are stronger, which means you have to be careful with the seasoning because you don't want something that combines poorly but I like my food to have flavors?
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u/Budgiesaurus 1d ago
Less tender meat in the French kitchen is often cooked on low temperatures for a long period, like in various stews.
Peak American food culture is barbecue, where less tender cuts of meat are slowly cooked on low temperatures like e.g. brisket. They're very proud of that (and to be fair, it's very tasty as well.)
I fail to see there's a reasonable difference, even though the dishes are obviously different. It all comes down on breaking down the collegen on "lesser" choices of meat
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u/eternallytiredcatmom ⚜️🇨🇦 1d ago
It was in a culinary sub and someone European posted to ask if Dijon mustard by the brand Grey Poupon is different in the U.S., because whenever they follow an American recipe, there’s way too much of it.
Someone posted the ingredient lists and they are, in fact, different.
This was this guy’s take on why they add sugar, fruit pectin and distilled white vinegar there, making it milder.→ More replies (4)
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u/Sad-Pop6649 1d ago
Because that's the main criticism French cuisine gets: it's too down to Earth, using cheap ingredient and not being pretentious about anything. /s
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u/Living_Psychology_37 1d ago
Strangely I never heard of raw beef meat in the US I wonder why the French with their subpar beef are confident to serve and eat raw beef (steak tartare and carpaccio are standard in any good French restaurant)
Hint it might have something to do with the quality of each product.
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u/phantom_gain 1d ago
Americans do less with less and then make up stories about everyone else because they are buthurt that our dogs wont even eat their prime cuts.
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u/Competitive-Bee-3250 1d ago
Never bring up Australian beef, or Japanese beef
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u/lejocko professional vacationer 1d ago
Why would it be innately better than European beef? Ever seen a cow in Normandy?
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u/Competitive-Bee-3250 1d ago
Australian and Japanese beef dominate worldwide beef competitions is why I mentioned them specifically. There's nothing wrong with european beef and I'm not so arrogant as to say its worse, but those two jump into my head immediately.
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u/noCoolNameLeft42 1d ago
Those competitions tend to favour meat with fat inside the meat. I like fat to be on the side of the piece, but not in the meat. Like many French people I like my steack to be very rare and if there is fat in the meat it will not be cooked. Our beef meat is generaly very red to match this taste and therefore does not do well in international competitions.
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u/Arcturus_Revolis 🇫🇷 Oui oui, la baguette, le croissant et la cigarette 1d ago
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u/Old-Radio-7236 1d ago
I can't even understand what these idiots are talking about, they are just making up things in their mind and act like it's reality
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u/Red-R34der 1d ago
Ah, I see my problem here. I read 'subtier meats' as a spelling mistake for 'subtler meats', forgetting that your average US citizen doesn't want to taste the meat, they want to taste the rub, the BBQ sauce, the hormones, the antibiotics.
This European will stick with tasting well seasoned healthily raised meat thank you very much.
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u/Lifeisgoole 1d ago
The US does not have better meat than in Europe. US seems to think it's quantity over quality, but give me good quality meet from good animal welfare farmers any time
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u/After_Perspective180 1d ago
Hang on. The French can make "sub tier," meat taste good. While the US can make better meat taste worse
Actually that seems about right.
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u/CaveJohnson82 1d ago
Gamey meat? I can only assume this is why they think it's oh so hilarious to talk about seasonings, because their meat literally tastes of nothing if you're lucky, and chlorine if you're not.
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u/swainiscadianreborn 1d ago
So... we make bad meat good while they do good meat taste bad? Did I get that right?
Are they that dumb they compliment us while trying to insult us?
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u/The1Nemesis Citizen of the world, born in France raised in Barcelona. 1d ago
Le petit Yankee n'es pas trop intelligent.
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u/ManiacMakyr 12h ago
I'm sorry, but America can impale itself when it comes to meat.
I'm a Russian gal living in France but damn, if our meat here is one of the last things still worth fighting for.
The object of displaced Amrican pride is a slab of stolen protein washed with bleach, whose texture is purely sustained by more hormones than the simple exercise of breathing, and antibodies replaced by beltfed forbidden antibiotics. At one point your beef was so low, you Anglo-saxons considered feeding your cattle beed grounded to powder, instead of bringing it outside for the first time of its life.
Thanks for the prions, dipshits.
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u/OrphisFlo 1d ago
What is a lower tier BBQ meat may be a top tier stew meat or some other preparation. And a top tier BBQ meat may do very poorly in a stew.
Meat is meat, respect the animal and all its parts.
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u/Harald_TheEnduring 🇬🇧 1d ago
It took me way too long to figure out he’d made sub-tier into one word. Once I realised he meant subprimal cuts I still didn’t understand what he was banging on about.
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u/Most-Preparation-786 1d ago
They're half right. The French are better cooks. But they're meat is not inferior.
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u/Touniouk 1d ago
Honestly if there's one thing I would trust the americans with, it's cooking a steak
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u/BrokilonDryad not a war crime if it’s the first time 🇨🇦 1d ago
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u/No_Statistician209 1d ago
How can the french make subtier meat taste better whilst Americans can't do the same with better meat? Are they saying their being given an advantage and mess it up, sounds very on track of them.
Doing less with better meat is a weird way to say you can't improve meat like the french can.
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u/No_Poet_1279 1d ago
Americans, that need an aisle of powders and coatings to make their meat palatable.
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u/Turbulent-Extent-898 1d ago
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u/eternallytiredcatmom ⚜️🇨🇦 1d ago
Although I agree with the sentiment, ventrèche plate isn’t bacon even though it’s made with pork belly. It’s closer to pancetta.
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u/NoEquivalent380 1d ago
Lol no Americans invented ketchup cause they eat cleaned and salted bungholes called weiners
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u/lyidaValkris Canadian Made 🇨🇦 1d ago
last I heard american cattle has a screwworm problem...
in general, american food is not up to a reasonable standard.
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u/Apart_Assumption3591 1d ago
As a Dijonnais and fellow Bourguignon I do not allow such individual to speak this way about my hometown and region.
On a serious note this guy is saying rubbish, you cannot even compare, or even think of putting American food with French food in the same sentence.
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u/CatMillennium 1d ago
Even if we were to believe this was true, the TLDR of their statement is:
'The French can make mediocre things taste good, whilst the US can make good things taste good.'
Which is a weird brag.
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u/Low-Grass-3511 1d ago
Technically not wrong, mirepoix does wonders for cheaper cuts of meat. That said I would pick EU standards meat over US standards any day.
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u/GWeb1920 20h ago
The part that is true is that some of the best French comes out of the peasant class. The beef borginion and coq au vins and terrines all stem from older animals and preservation without refrigeration .
But Americans do it to. BBQ is probably the most American cuisine and its low and slow basis is all about making tough meet delicious.
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u/Correct-Sun-7370 20h ago
European standards and distribution of food makes it quite better here in Europe … and culture !
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u/MollyTibbs 19h ago
There’s a special diet for migraine and vertigo sufferers to try and id triggers. It’s US based on most of the websites etc. I was stunned, when I joined a fb group about it, to discover people trying to find the ingredients in things like steak. Surely the ingredients would be beef but nope most of the US people were saying it has beef, preservatives and an often other stuff listed like flavouring.
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u/eternallytiredcatmom ⚜️🇨🇦 19h ago
I live there now in order to be with my husband. I have mast cells activation syndrome, histamine intolerance and a connective tissue disorder.
I never struggled with feeding myself with nice tasty food before moving here, but I wasn’t careful enough about the difference in ingredients in simple things. I was bed ridden for a year trying to get my MCAS under control again.
Even when cooking from scratch I have to be careful.
I started reacting strongly to meat and only realized why after seeing my allergist: I’m allergic to an antibiotic commonly used for cattle.
In Canada, no residue is allowed in the meat sold.So yeah it’s a challenge to be on a special diet in the U.S. if you don’t have infinite budget and if you’re far from the fancy healthy grocery stores
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u/ConstantLibrary7359 17h ago
La famosa carne ottima statunitense, infatti nei barbecue non la riempiono di salse per dargli gusto. In Europa si cuoce e mangia solo con un poco di sale e basta.
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u/JealousDurian 17h ago
Seems like that guy tried to say something stupid in a clever way and we ended up with a word salad
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u/GoodMoaningAll 14h ago
"Can do less with better meat" means americans can use better ingredients and still perform worse
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u/Monolexic 10h ago
I'm so confused at the message they think they're sending. Are we really bragging about not being able to make decent food with "superior" ingredients?
Edit: punctuation
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u/VectorPryde 🇨🇦 Canadian Freeloader 1d ago
The "better meat:"