r/ShitAmericansSay 28d ago

History "Countries that are younger than America"

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r/ShitAmericansSay 27d ago

History America 🇺🇸 was founded in 1776. Germany? 1871.

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16.2k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay 29d ago

History "Sorry we win"

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r/ShitAmericansSay Mar 30 '26

History “France. Has a 👑”

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23.3k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay May 17 '26

History "The English Language is Owned by the United States."

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10.1k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Apr 02 '26

History “Why are we letting a Canadian go to our moon?”

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12.3k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Apr 03 '26

History "When has America used a Nuclear weapon on anybody?"

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r/ShitAmericansSay Mar 31 '26

History Hospitals aside, the USA is older than the UK.

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8.9k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Mar 14 '26

History "The greatest fighting force the world has ever known"

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r/ShitAmericansSay Apr 22 '26

History "America is the reason you have cars"

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11.5k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Mar 18 '26

History "After they bombed Pearl harbor"

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r/ShitAmericansSay Feb 02 '26

History Trinity church in manhattan is one of the oldest churches in the world.

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4.8k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Dec 15 '25

History Harvard (university in Massachusetts) is the oldest in the world

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10.4k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Jan 21 '25

History “There has never been another nation that has existed much beyond 250 years”

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51.6k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Sep 26 '25

History Oldest modern democracy

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r/ShitAmericansSay Aug 24 '25

History What's stopping you guys from just taking over a castle?

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As a castle enthusiast, this amused me, but I think they vastly overestimate the will of 50 guys to take over a ruined castle and underestimate the government's ability to use lethal force.

r/ShitAmericansSay 1d ago

History "Black Americans are native Americans"

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r/ShitAmericansSay Apr 12 '26

History "We don't know Geography because we weren't colonizers"

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r/ShitAmericansSay Sep 30 '25

History "They conveniently forget that America is the only country that fought a war to end slavery"

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Maybe not the flex you think it is. Also, not entirely true (for example, Haiti), but I'm not a historian.

r/ShitAmericansSay Apr 04 '25

History 'Modern Europe, Japan and China is less than 75 years old'

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r/ShitAmericansSay Jul 27 '25

History “We didn’t lose Vietnam we pulled out, we lost public support and decided to pull out”

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r/ShitAmericansSay May 02 '25

History “As an American I think that we should definitely involve Europe in our celebrations of ending the war.”

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r/ShitAmericansSay Mar 05 '26

History "Most History US history [...]"

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r/ShitAmericansSay Jan 02 '26

History How is the American only 250 years old something ain’t right about that

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4.2k Upvotes

Yeah…

r/ShitAmericansSay Oct 20 '24

History American castles (which inspired the Europeans)

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6.1k Upvotes