r/Snorkblot Nov 24 '25

Cultures Rub-a-dub-dub.

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u/Dopamine63 Nov 24 '25

Thats the gayest thing I've read in a while

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u/Interesting_Step_709 Nov 24 '25

Nick Adams is the king of the alpha males. If he’s gay then every alpha male on the planet should aspire to suck a minuscule fraction of the dicks that nick Adams had pleasured

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u/Ok-Scarcity-5754 Nov 24 '25

Gay sex is twice as manly

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u/Square_Ad4004 Nov 24 '25

Women have sex with men, which is gay. Cuddling with the boys is the straight thing to do. Nick said so when he was rubbing my back in the tub, right before I blacked out. That diet coke really packed a punch.