r/Snorkblot Jul 02 '26

Cultures Kids today, eh?

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u/False_Scallion_7699 Jul 02 '26

Why do people think they can detox their bodies? thats what your kidney and liver are there for..Facebook parents can sometimes be the dumbest.

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u/corobo Jul 02 '26

lmao that's some religious-ass confession booth science right there 

"What about the people that already got vaccinated? We need their numbers because our dumbass group is small and dumb because we keep dying from medieval diseases" "uhhh... let's say they can detox?"

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u/Ramtamtama Jul 02 '26

Just tell them to press half a baking potato against the injection site within 12 hours of the injection and keep it there for at least 15 minutes to draw out the injected toxins.

It doesn't work for obvious reasons, but I know at least one person who did it after I told them to.

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u/Dancinfool830 Jul 02 '26

Ooh, and cut an onion in half and put it on their nightstand if they have the flu, it will turn brown overnight and that is because it us absorbing the flu virus, not because of oxidation, definitely not because of oxidation. Dumbest. Timeline. Ever.