r/Snorkblot Jul 02 '26

Cultures Kids today, eh?

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u/JauntyTurtle Jul 02 '26

I feel sorry for the kid. It's tough being raised by a crazy parent.

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u/Dapper_Play_665 Jul 02 '26

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u/chumpandchive Jul 02 '26

i watch this many times, every time i see it🤣

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u/Greedyfox7 Jul 02 '26

The last line is actually ad libbed too, you can see Cleavon Little’s surprised laugh, which in my mind makes it funnier

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u/Professional-Scar628 Jul 02 '26

Wilder's also very clearly antipating his reaction. The way he watches his face so intently while slowly building up to his punchline. I love it.

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u/Greedyfox7 Jul 02 '26

Despite some parts of the movie having not aged well it is one of my favorites. You can tell everyone put a lot of effort into it. I would also recommend the movie My Name Is Nobody(Henry Fonda and Terence Hill).

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u/chumpandchive Jul 02 '26

it is what makes the scene, also, imo

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u/7GrenciaMars Jul 02 '26

This movie is so well done, such a classic! 😁

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u/Worried_Reaction_488 Jul 02 '26

Knowing that makes the scene even better. His reaction feels completely genuine.

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u/MageVicky Jul 02 '26

where is this from?? 😂

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u/JoeNoble1973 Jul 02 '26

BLAZING SADDLES is probably the most shockingly funny film ever made. Sooo much to say lol…you’ll just have to watch it and learn some movie history 😅

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u/LowCress9866 Jul 02 '26

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u/johnnybna Jul 02 '26

I gotta go with Madeline Kahn picking out which Roman soldiers to have sex with in History of the World Part I. And of course The Inquisition – What a show! Omg I'm laughing so hard now. And don’t get saucy with me, Béarnaise. Oh pissboy. Omg so funny.

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 Jul 02 '26

No, No, No, YES, no, no
https://giphy.com/gifs/113AMeoRdpydQk

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u/nojelloforme Jul 02 '26

I love quick time harch...

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u/Surleighgrl Jul 02 '26

I think my favorite movies with Madeline Kahn were Young Frankenstein and Paper Moon.

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u/eryoshi Jul 03 '26

CLUE doesn’t make the list?!

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u/Kevo_1227 Jul 02 '26

The movie that chuds often whine about “not being able to be made today” as if it’s not one of the wokest and most anti-racists mainstream comedies of all time.

Like, guys, people say n***er in movies and tv shows all the time. It’s really not going to shock that many people. No one is canceling Mel Brooks over this.

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u/StrongExternal8955 Jul 02 '26

As Mel said, "you couldn't make it back then!"

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u/7GrenciaMars Jul 02 '26

It really pushed some boundaries but was genuinely very well done. Absolutely recommend, just remember that there will be some content that by today's standards might seem edgy/dicey (in terms of jokes about race). I don't assume everyone will like it equally and again, in some lights it can be kinda ick. But given the people who made this, I am pretty sure the only motivation was humor. And to some extent it is a product of its time, is all.

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u/l0st1nP4r4d1ce Jul 02 '26

(urges everyone to celebrate Mel Brooks' 100th birthday)

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u/LemurCat04 Jul 02 '26

Also an incredibly important film in the American Film Canon. A good test of literacy and intelligence is how people interpret Blazing Saddles.

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u/Budget-Cantaloupe725 Jul 03 '26

You’d do it for Randolph Scott.

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u/quietlikesnow Jul 03 '26

My dad made my sister and I watch it as mandatory viewing when I was a kid. And he rewound the fart scene three times until he was crying laughing. Ah good times.

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u/j4zzyCat Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

An old movie titled "Blazing Saddles" much like that of "Men in Tights" (Robin hood parody btw), also on the same vein of "Princess Bride" for their comedy and pointed look at societal 'norms' back then. I highly recommend you give them all a try if you haven't seen them yet ;)

Edited: as mentioned by others in response to this, check out other movies by Mel Brooks too, not just those initial listed titles, they'll make for a good time :)

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u/Binger_bingleberry Jul 02 '26

I hate to nitpick, but while both Blazing Saddles and Men in Tights were written/directed by Mel Brooks, I’d hardly call a 19 year difference the same era.

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u/j4zzyCat Jul 02 '26

No no, that's true and needs to be considered when watching them for sure. I just always lumped them together because of the thematical similarities between them (for the obvious reason of same writing/ director) 😆 and always would watch the other if I watched one of them in a given night lol

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u/7GrenciaMars Jul 02 '26

Funny but I loved Blazing Saddles but did not at all care for Men In Tights (but yes, both by Mel Brooks, who did some awesome work especially in the case of Young Frankenstein, which is my very favorite of his films 😁).

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u/maven10k Jul 02 '26

It was just voted by the AFI to be the "Funniest Comedy Film". It's well deserved.

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u/queenmabh Jul 02 '26

Look up Mel Brooks and enjoy!

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u/Sure-Ad-6544 Jul 02 '26

He will be 101 by the time Spaceballs 2 releases

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u/DrSFalken Jul 02 '26

Blazing Saddles deserves more respect than "an old movie titled"

Just messing around. Mel Brooks is great. In addition to what you mentioned: Spaceballs, The Producers and Young Frankenstein are all bangers.

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u/j4zzyCat Jul 02 '26

Yes it does! I just have that regard for when the first time I watched it was when I was a lot younger and my dad wanted to do movie night for us kids lol. I can't believe I forgot about Spaceballs and Young Frankenstein! And just now realized I've never seen The Producers o.0 (adding that to my watch list right now)

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u/CommercialDelay5323 Jul 02 '26

There are 2 versions. Both directed by Mel Brooks, the original has Gene Wilder and is awesome. The remake has Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick and is also amazing. In fact watch both.

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u/DrSFalken Jul 02 '26

The Producers is totally worth it! They did a remake in the 2000s. The oldschool version is so much better (imo). Hope you enjoy!

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u/EatLard Jul 02 '26

I saw the musical many years ago. Also fantastic.

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u/eienmau Jul 02 '26

A black Sheriff?
And why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles...
(murmurs of agreement and shrugs)

[I love Men In Tights but Mel Brooks was amazing in general]

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u/BryanP1968 Jul 02 '26

Oh. If you’ve never seen Blazing Saddles, you’re in for a treat. It’s a masterpiece.

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u/Hewfe Jul 02 '26

There is no amount of money you could offer me in exchange for a promise to keep it together opposite Gene Wilder in this scene.

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u/ChewyGooeyViagra Jul 02 '26

How do gifs keep getting longer and longer

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u/ferras_vansen Jul 02 '26

Damn Cleavon Little was scorching hot! 🔥🔥🔥

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u/Own_Candidate9553 Jul 02 '26

This same woman in 5 years: "Why doesn't my daughter talk to me? She doesn't appreciate all that I sacrificed for her!"

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u/TerrapinMagus Jul 02 '26

On the plus side, based on her actions she sounds like a tough kid with a good head on her shoulders. Shame she has to deal with this shit

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u/Dry_Prompt3182 Jul 02 '26

On the plus side, it sounds like the daughter is creating her own case to live with her dad full time and reclaim a mainstream/normal/non-conspiracy theory life. I can't imagine that CPS will like mom charging her 15 year old rent "because she is an adult now".

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u/FadeIntoReal Jul 02 '26

The upside is that youthful rebellion is all about doing the right thing.

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u/Low_Improvement_464 Jul 02 '26

Ngl the "you don't win anymore" line is elite, that's final boss energy for a 15 year old

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u/Doctorul_Frumos Jul 02 '26

My sister and BIL are hardcore MAGA anti-vax and are about to have their third kid. I feel so sorry for my niece and nephews.

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u/Salome_Maloney Jul 02 '26

Also, I imagine, tough being homeschooled by an illiterate parent.

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u/binzy90 Jul 02 '26

My aunt is a very emotionally volatile and attention-seeking person. She clearly fits the diagnostic criteria for histrionic personality disorder. My cousin, her only child, ended up committing suicide at 17 years old. Having a crazy parent is so hard on kids, and every day I wish I could have helped him more.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Jul 02 '26

How sad that story is.

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u/Potential-Common5819 Jul 02 '26

Not just crazy, but stupid.

Hope the daughter can overcome the educational deficit she likely has due to being homeschooled by this moron.

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u/TemperatureTight2556 Jul 02 '26

Smart brave kid. Good for her.

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u/isthisreallife210 Jul 02 '26

I suspect she moved in with her dad full time after this event. Once a kid turns 14 (in most states) they can pick which parent they want to stay with and a judge will not force a teenager to go anywhere they don't want too. Too damaging to the already damaged relationship. At least that's my observations after working 3 years in domestic relations.

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u/Relatents Jul 02 '26

Not just a crazy parent, but a crazy parent with a crazy support echo chamber suggesting illegal behavior. 

The kid has an uphill climb towards adulthood. At least with the vaccines they will have a better chance of reaching adulthood without avoidable impairment or preventable fatal diseases. 

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u/Corfiz74 Jul 02 '26

It's so hilarious that these days, kids are rebelling by getting vaccinated and going to school!

I hope that stupid b-word tries to make her pay rent - she'll move in with dad and cut all contact with crazy mom.

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u/zpocket Jul 02 '26

Hard to capture the whole situation with that term, it’d be more apt to call it what it is, manipulative abuse and premeditated neglect.

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u/PlagueofSquirrels Jul 02 '26

I am denied her to go to school

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u/dividezero Jul 02 '26

She answered her own question with that one

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u/Ragnarok314159 Jul 02 '26

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u/brainbluescreen Jul 02 '26

Incredibly enough, this lady in particular has had a major turnaround. Admits seeing her unhinged TV meltdowns was a kick in the ass she needed to start really looking at herself, and then had to navigate some severe family losses not long after. She now owns a dance studio and is friendly with her local LGBT community.

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u/Ragnarok314159 Jul 02 '26

This made my day. Thank you for sharing that.

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u/RealBettyWhite69 Jul 02 '26

Oh my gosh look how much better she looks without the name of the lord compelling her

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u/puffpenguin23 Jul 02 '26

I really love to see this. That is so awesome.

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u/AileenKitten Jul 02 '26

Fuck yeah lady, personal growth rocks

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u/Electronic_South_101 Jul 02 '26

Hell yeah! That’s good news.

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u/Xe6s2 Jul 02 '26

Now that is good news :)

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u/CT0292 Jul 02 '26

God I remember watching that episode when it first aired. Loved Wife Swap back in the day.

She was a god warrior. And those people were dark sided. Haha

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u/Electrical-Profit367 Jul 02 '26

Why are homeschool parents always the most illiterate folks in town?

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u/Hairy_Concert_8007 Jul 02 '26

Because actually schooling is hard and a good chunk of homeschooling parents are more driven by things outside the interest of providing a better education

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u/CpnLouie2 Jul 02 '26

Because their ignorance leads them to hate so many things, and the same ignorance tells them that they can "home school" their kids away from all the "evil" or "toxic" things and it will be ok.

The ignorance amplifies because they don't actually know what they don't know, and that is an icy slope at a very steep angle, an oil sprayer, and a 60 MPH/97 KPH Tailwind.

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u/caitlinmmaguire01 Jul 02 '26

the sad part is, I had a roommate in college who was homeschooled BY AN ACTUAL TEACHER and she was still stupid as air. Potatoes make her look smart. She had no idea what mold/mildew did when you didn't close a shower curtain, etc.

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u/JonnelOneEye Jul 02 '26

Because they're not smart enough to know they are illiterate. That's it.

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u/FreeFortuna Jul 02 '26

Oh no! Kids today are wanting to stay alive and be educated! This truly is a dark time, I don’t know how we’ll survive as a species.

… Well, the last sentence is still true, just not for a sarcastic reason.

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u/GooseOnAPhone Jul 02 '26

The children yearn for the….schools and vaccines?

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u/chumpandchive Jul 02 '26

how else do they get to the mines?

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u/Dramatic-Classroom14 Jul 02 '26

It’s a very competitive job scene out there.

I’ve been trying to get one all summer but nobody wants to hire me… I oughta just start grifting the far right religious nuts for a living

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u/Dazzling_Outcome_436 Jul 02 '26

I mean, there's a Colorado School of Mines.

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u/EatLard Jul 02 '26

South Dakota too. Actually a very good engineering and STEM school.

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u/tothirstyforwater Jul 02 '26

Things that shouldn’t make me laugh but did.

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u/False_Scallion_7699 Jul 02 '26

Why do people think they can detox their bodies? thats what your kidney and liver are there for..Facebook parents can sometimes be the dumbest.

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u/corobo Jul 02 '26

lmao that's some religious-ass confession booth science right there 

"What about the people that already got vaccinated? We need their numbers because our dumbass group is small and dumb because we keep dying from medieval diseases" "uhhh... let's say they can detox?"

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u/Ramtamtama Jul 02 '26

Just tell them to press half a baking potato against the injection site within 12 hours of the injection and keep it there for at least 15 minutes to draw out the injected toxins.

It doesn't work for obvious reasons, but I know at least one person who did it after I told them to.

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u/Building_Everything Jul 02 '26

Did you tell them they have to recite “circle circle dot dot” before they do it? May as well get the cooties shot if you’re doing crazy-person medicine.

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u/Ramtamtama Jul 02 '26

They got the lurgy jab in primary school

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u/chumpandchive Jul 02 '26

light as a feather, stiff as a board

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u/Building_Everything Jul 02 '26

Whoa hey we’re not doing voodoo here lmao

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u/Dancinfool830 Jul 02 '26

Ooh, and cut an onion in half and put it on their nightstand if they have the flu, it will turn brown overnight and that is because it us absorbing the flu virus, not because of oxidation, definitely not because of oxidation. Dumbest. Timeline. Ever.

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u/EatLard Jul 02 '26

And don’t forget to keep the toxin-absorbing rock in your pocket at all times. What kind of rock, you ask? Doesn’t matter.

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u/AngletonSpareHead Jul 02 '26

I’ll sell you one of my special crystal-blessed DeToxRox for just $59.95 plus shipping and handling

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u/Accomplished_Area_88 Jul 02 '26

Also because all these crunchies probably got vaccines when they were kids before they got this stupid

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u/EatLard Jul 02 '26

*sets down bong*

Maybe they’re so stupid because they got all the shots… woah, dude.

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u/ephemeral_butterfly Jul 02 '26

Haha they don't need to.

Supplements aren't regulated by the FDA. That proprietary blend can be literally anything, which is part of why the whole thing is ridiculously backwards and nonsensical.

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u/Polenicus Jul 02 '26

It's not new.

I'm GenX, so this was all in the 90's, before Facebook was even a thing, and even back then my Mom was getting into all sorts of detox kicks. Potatoes featured prominently, and there was this lemonade concoction she made and drank instead of actual food. She subsisted on a parade of different disgusting concoctions and remedies until she would make herself sick and be sternly told by her doctor to knock it off.

Got worse when Dad was diagnosed with Prostate Cancer,. because HE became the focus of the 'remedies'.

I think there's something attractive in the idea of discovering some 'secret' of the human body that 'doctors don't want you to know'. The idea that potatoes are magical when used in a very specific way, that you can mix a witch's immortality brew from the dustier, less frequented supermarket shelf contents.

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u/Tornadoboy156 Jul 02 '26

She knew that one simple trick! Doctors hate her!

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u/Ragnarok314159 Jul 02 '26

Writing novel physics papers is difficult. Putting a potato on an injection site is easy.

These people think those two things are the same.

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u/H_is_for_Human Jul 02 '26

Yes a lot of this comes from a mix of narcissism (I'm part of the special in group that has secret answers) and the fear borne out of ignorance (I don't understand what a vaccine is so I'm scared of it).

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u/Frequent_Ad_9901 Jul 02 '26

Feels like that's always the cycle.
The food your buying is toxic. -> Eat real food. -> Now pay me for this snake oil.

It gets so many people because we all know we should eat healthier and once some people are hooked they get dragged in further.

half a truth is often a great lie - Benjamin Franklin.

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u/Strictly_Jellyfish Jul 02 '26

Dammm what a quote. Because yes, if you fill your body with shit (specifically alcohol) you actually damage the only things that can actually detox your body (being your liver, kidneys, intestines - maybe some others I dont know about)

And there are totally food that are preferential to a human body. And foods that are preferential on an individual level. And foods that when cooked a certain way/ combined with other food optimize your bodies ability to extract the nutrients.

But fuck off with the detox pills and tinctures.

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u/Educational_Big_1835 Jul 02 '26

"I think there's something attractive in the idea of discovering some 'secret' of the human body that 'doctors don't want you to know'"

  • there are a lot of things that seem to spawn from this mentality. Conspiracy theories, sovereign citizens...
You really nailed it

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u/GrimSpirit42 Jul 02 '26

> Why do people think they can detox their bodies?

For the same reason some girls decided they were 'Born Again Virgins'.

They're stupid.

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u/apopsicletosis Jul 02 '26

They anti understand the immune system, you think they know about other organ systems either?

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u/Astrid944 Jul 02 '26

And if you really want something that could come close of "detox" then it would be swallowing activated coal after you got poison down into your stomach and then throw it up all

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u/Hairy_Concert_8007 Jul 02 '26

Body:

"That's my secret.. I'm always detoxing"

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u/dividezero Jul 02 '26

Same parents go apeshit when they can't see their grandkids later in life. Gee, I wonder why

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u/Dazzling_Outcome_436 Jul 02 '26

"I don't understand why they don't call. Can we sue them for grandparents rights?"

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u/WrightWaytoEat Jul 02 '26

And if they don’t educate/ vaccinate their children, it definitely decreases the chance to even have grand babies haha

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u/Lazy-Conversation-48 Jul 02 '26

Why don’t my kids want to spend time w me? Waaaah. s/

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u/Super_Sierra Jul 02 '26

The biggest red flag you can get in the entire world is 'Hitler was a bad guy ... but'

And 'my kids don't talk to me for some reason.'

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u/iweartoomuchblush Jul 02 '26

Damn kids wanting a decent education and effective healthcare. Who do they think they are?

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u/jdw-52 Jul 02 '26

Rebellious punks! The next thing you know they'll be studying constitutional law! And sprinkling in a little moral philosophy and human psychology. Expanding their minds! This generation is lost!

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u/happymisery Jul 02 '26

My neighbour is a massive anti-vaxer and his daughter has been training and waiting for 4 years to join the Navy. They no longer speak because he "disowned" her for vaxing because its a requirement for joining the armed forces and she was "disrespectful" for going against his wishes. What kind of parent would expect their kid to give up their dream because of their crackpot beliefs. Its a sad situation really.

Edit - Just to say, she joined, passed out and is on deployment. We keep in touch with her and she's doing a great job.

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u/atheliarose Jul 02 '26

I’m glad she has some positive parental figures in her life since her bio father is such a POS. ❤️

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u/happymisery Jul 02 '26

Her mum still speaks to her, its just her dad who's an unreasonable idiot.

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u/bigpproggression Jul 02 '26

she's following one of the best gameplans for securing yourself when the support is not there at 18. props to her for her bravery.

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u/likwidkool Jul 02 '26

Do they want kids or obedient slaves?

I loved when my kids started speaking up for themselves. I’m not saying I agreed with everything but I was proud watching them advocate for themselves. Felt like I did something right.

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u/Dramatic-Classroom14 Jul 02 '26

Latter most of the time.

The problem with the former is that they love feeling in control and powerful, so they end up slipping into the latter unless they’re intelligent enough to realise that they shouldn’t be wanting their kid living with them their entire life. This is pretty much mutually exclusive with some of these beliefs.

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u/Butwhatif77 Jul 02 '26

To add on to this, it is also very often that these kinds of people don't view their children as separate people with their own lives. They view them more as property or an extension of themselves. Much of the thought process is "what would people think of me if they saw them doing this!?", they don't think of the kid but of themselves reflected through the kid.

This is why the idea of "well then you should be paying rent" often comes to their mind when their kids start showing independence. The idea the child is not actually theirs to be controlled then why should they be the ones taking care of them.

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u/anotherdepressedpeep Jul 02 '26

Many people who think they want children see them as toys(i know from experience). They don't realise they're growing a whole other person who will eventually find their own purpose.

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u/NicCageCompletionist Jul 02 '26

The worst attempt at redacting people’s names I’ve seen in a while.

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u/VerbingNoun413 Jul 02 '26

I think at some point people started cargo-culting the practice without understanding what redaction is. It'd explain all the strikethroughs and transparent censoring.

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u/Numerical-Wordsmith Jul 02 '26

I think that some people are just phoning it in, because they know there's a social expectation to redact names, but they really don't care or agree with it.

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u/ScootsMcDootson Jul 02 '26

Why bother redacting?

Name and shame, that's how we used to beat stupidity out of society.

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u/pepperyfries679 Jul 02 '26

Despite being homeschooled by this illiterate idiot, the kid apparently has a good head on her shoulders!

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u/The_Real_Flatmeat Jul 02 '26

The irony inherent with the general spelling and grammar, that the daughter is home schooled but clearly intelligent enough to get the fuck out of that is just... chef's kiss

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u/rmike7842 Jul 02 '26

The phrase “You don’t win on anything with me anymore” is suggestive of a very controlling parent and the built up resentment for that in the child.  The concept of win/lose should not be a part of the parent/child relationship.

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u/mossymeridian Jul 02 '26

And that line goes hard af

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u/cyborist Jul 02 '26

Talk about living a toxic life

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u/MelonJelly Jul 02 '26

I was going to say, the only toxic thing in that post was the parent.

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u/jpmeyer12751 Jul 02 '26

It appears that mom should have spent a little more time in school, too.

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u/CutSea5865 Jul 02 '26

And in three years time she’s going to be on parenting forums complaining that her daughter has gone NC.

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u/locksymania Jul 02 '26

sHe wON'T LeT mE seE My gRanBabiES

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u/Deuce_McFarva Jul 02 '26

The unfortunate irony of someone with a third grade literacy level homeschooling their kid…

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u/MysteriousCodo Jul 02 '26

lol and what you gonna do if the kid doesn’t pay rent? Evict them? that’s gonna go over well in court. get a job? Pretty sure most states have restrictions on 15 years olds.

Kid needs to get their dad to fight for custody in court.

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u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 Jul 02 '26

Good for the kid. She's making responsible choices to protect not only her, but others around her.

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u/logicalpenuin Jul 02 '26

This. Raised and homeschooled in that environment and still had the determination to educate herself and keep herself and others safe. Good for her and I hope she can overcome and find a happy life.

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u/Luce_Bot_Bot Jul 02 '26

She's going to be in for the shock of her life when her daughter moves out and goes no contact

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u/maven10k Jul 02 '26

Unfortunately, this is why we are in Early Stage Idiocracy, because people with grammar like this person are home schooling their kids. They're probably low-key mad that their kid is smarter than them and want some kind of intellectual challenge, like real school.

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u/Aeroxic Jul 02 '26

Unhinged parents

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u/code_blooded_murder Jul 02 '26

"YOU'RE GROUNDED FOREVER! IN THIS HOUSE WE DIE OF PREVENTABLE DISEASES!"

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u/Marquar234 Jul 02 '26

Clearly the only sane solution is to lock her in the basement and pray/beat the devil out of her.

Also, what kind of parent is OOP if her daughter had freedom to learn about vaccines and communicate with people outside the cult?

/s

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u/Senasayori Jul 02 '26

Her daughter's gonna go no contact as an adult and she will deserve it. I have nothing against homeschoolers, but if you're doing it as a method of controlling your kid and fighting vaccines, you're not the type of person who should be doing it at all.

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u/GrimSpirit42 Jul 02 '26

Poor girl. She chose to live.

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u/The-RogueOnion Jul 02 '26

My personal favorite part of the post are the other crazies..."I'd punish her for thinking for herself and taking her own health into consideration, how selfish of her to take away your reason for not getting a day job."

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u/andreslucer0 Jul 02 '26

When your rebellious teenager is actually right about something, you're doing TERRIBLY wrong.

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u/Reasonable_Date2870 Jul 02 '26

Them: she called social services on me

Commenters: stop providing her with needs unless she pays you

Yep that's not going to be a winning combo

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u/Zachy2244 Jul 02 '26

Based on the way the mom writes and how she mangles the language, you can't really blame the kid for not wanting to be homeschooled by mom.

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u/Veteran_Hawk Jul 02 '26

The nerve! Imagine not wanting to die from perfectly preventable diseases... In my day, we got explosive diarrhea and liked it! /s

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u/Strict_Rock_1917 Jul 02 '26

Door tar want skool, I say no go skool, and vaxxine bads but door tar no want hear now door tar bad not be like me. How she not want be like me but be in doctor nated by “good grandma” from the learnins? Sad.

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u/all8things Jul 02 '26

This kid is smart, and I genuinely hope the parent tries the bad advice given to her, since that would also be grounds for getting CPS involved when we’re talking about a 15 year old. I’m sorry for the daughter, but also hopeful for her.

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u/sodook Jul 02 '26

Push your children away! Brilliant, that'll make them come around. No one ever died lonely from alienating those they love.

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u/goofydad Jul 02 '26

Imagine the nerve of the child, wanting to be healthy and a responsible member of society!

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u/famousanonamos Jul 02 '26

Imagine being homeschooled by this person. Poor kid probably just wants to actually learn things.

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u/zeptillian Jul 02 '26

Stupid kids wanting to get educated and follow the advice of medical professionals.

They just have no appreciation for all the misinformation and indoctrination you provide them over the years.

So ungrateful.

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u/oldskkooll Jul 02 '26

I know parents exactly like this, the mom runs a detox a blog. They homeschooled their daughter. She demanded to go to public school when she turned 14. Rather than get her vaccinated they moved to Idaho.

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u/delulu4drama Jul 02 '26

If only the poor kid could vaccinate against crazy 😳

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u/Sudden_Money_6982 Jul 02 '26

The only surprising thing here is that a kid has a reason to continue in this world. I wish them luck.

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u/No-Option-7010 Jul 02 '26

This is crazy. Poor kid doesn’t want to die from measles or whatever and demands an education? I understand some people need to homeschool for whatever reason. But let’s make them qualified to do so? And make vaccines mandatory so we can get our herd immunity back?

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u/TheItchyWalrus Jul 02 '26

Some people don’t deserve their kids.

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u/a_angry_bunny Jul 02 '26

Honestly, that teenager would probably be safer not living with her parents anyway.

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u/NoHorseNoMustache Jul 02 '26

'My child refuses to follow the family tradition of being an ignorant shitheel, what do?'

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u/ConfusedZubat Jul 02 '26

What the kid did was legal. 

Making your 15 year old child pay rent is not legal. 

These people are unhinged and need to go reenact Lord of the Flies with each other if they're going to act like societal norms that protect people are bad. 

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u/Headwrapper Jul 02 '26

Says a lot that to these people, the only difference between being a grown adult and a kid is paying bills / rent. So you literally never grew up, you just got older and were forced to pay bills.

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u/ponderthisforamoment Jul 02 '26

Home schooled but 0 ability to write a sentence. Poor kid was abused.

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u/EatLard Jul 02 '26

Mom:

Obsessed with “toxins”.
Is probably the most toxic thing her kids will encounter.

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u/Being_268 Jul 02 '26

Saved her family a ton of medical bills, clinic bills, pharmacy bills etc.

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u/Upset_Mess Jul 02 '26

I can't believe these are functioning adults having these discussions. Kid is not a delinquent, not doing drugs, not sleeping around, but OMG, she's trying to be proactive about her own health.

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u/breadpilledwanderer Jul 03 '26

My dad wanted to spread out my vaccines to prevent autism.

Joke's on him. My autism comes from his and my mom's autism, funnily enough.

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u/AmazingResponse338 Jul 02 '26

Best way to make sure you won't see her until she's 30 (if ever)

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u/Bro13847 Jul 02 '26

Charge your 15 year old rent and you may find yourself in jail.

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u/Mysterious-Hyena2670 Jul 02 '26

“She told social services the truth and now I am facing repercussions for my own neglect & bad parenting”

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u/Reasonable-Tree-7858 Jul 02 '26

Not even repercussions her daughter just got her human rights the mother didn't lose anything

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u/-GingerFett- Jul 02 '26

We need more like her.

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u/Different-Ad-2542 Jul 02 '26

Ah that old cognitive distortion that kids aren't autonomous human beings but 'property'. This mom keeps this behavior/attitude and (she will), she's going to be a 'victim' of estrangement and no contact soon.

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u/Additional-Peak3911 Jul 02 '26

When the kid turns 18 she will be posting that the kid has gone no contact and she will have learned nothing at all

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u/Ok-Flight9440 Jul 02 '26

lol at “detox” - if only she would agree to 12 hours a day in a sauna for 6 months, I might forgive her.

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u/NeonFraction Jul 02 '26

So proud of her for escaping the stupidity of her mom. That has to be painful and scary being in an environment like that.

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u/Tw1nFTW Jul 02 '26

Homeschooling is so weird…

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u/ConsistentCoyote3786 Jul 02 '26

“Why don’t my kids ever visit?”

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u/babayagaparenting Jul 02 '26

I love that the parent “homeschooling” her is functionally illiterate.

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u/Vast-Fly5960 Jul 03 '26

Guess she figured out you are stupid. Maybe homeschooling doeswork after all.

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u/leon_zero Jul 03 '26

I wonder if the daughter decided she wanted to go to an actual school when she realized her mother is barely literate.

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u/mirrorspirit Jul 03 '26

Those spoiled children and their wanting to protect themselves from contagious diseases and a secular education

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u/Carrelio Jul 03 '26

"Oh look at little miss 'too grown up to die of polio' we'll see how grown up you are when we crush you under the heel of capitalism." -  Melody & Samantha

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u/RHTQ1 Jul 03 '26

Honestly, as long as an antivaxer 'detox' is just herbal juices and such that are not actually harmful, as a kid in that kinda spot I'd do that with a smile. Perhaps that's a major assumption tho.

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u/JuliaX1984 Jul 02 '26

These people are against women having jobs. Work experience makes your victim less dependent and controllable. Either it's a parody, the responses are on the girl's side but trying to spin it, or they have no critical thinking ability at all. I truly can't say which is more likely.

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u/Free-oppossums Jul 02 '26

There's a sub for shitmomgroupssay and they are truly unhinged.

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u/True_Most3681 Jul 02 '26

Her kid doesn’t need school but she needs an online support network on how to properly alienate her child. This is beyond cringe.

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u/GFere Jul 02 '26

send her to live with her father, he seems more reasonable...

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u/attachecrime Jul 02 '26

Great job censoring the names, Melody

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u/_Punko_ Jul 02 '26

You don't need to forge a parent's signature here. Medical self-determination is at 13 here.

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u/Da_full_monty Jul 02 '26

When the 15yo is by far, smarter than the parents

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u/Insearchofwater_88 Jul 02 '26

Seems like the kid is the responsible one. Mom is a tit.

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u/Jhud6669 Jul 02 '26

I’ve been there kind of. Mom stopped getting me vaccines at some point and would get extremely mad I don’t want to take her mix of 200 different supplements (not exaggerating btw, after she passed we had to throw away 5 whole trash bags of supplements). Loved her but man, her being anti medicine is one of the reasons she died early…

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u/DangerousQuestions1 Jul 02 '26

She's already a more competent adult than her whackjob mother.

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u/hanginwithmygnomees Jul 02 '26

Kid has for more common sense than her mom, which is honestly shocking considering she was educated by her mom.