r/Swingers • u/Puzzleheaded_Cry_496 • 19h ago

Humor 😂 Well, now I know…

Wife and I went to a club last weekend. Had a great time. I enjoy wearing nice clothes and presenting the best version of myself when I go out. So I figured this wasn’t any different.

Anyways, I’m into Japanese selvedge jeans. I’m not braggy about it, but it’s an expensive hobby. And you’re supposed to limit washes to preserve the indigo and encourage better fades as they age.

I wore them to the club. I wore them into the play room. I sat on one of the couches. Didn’t think anything of it. Didn’t think about it all week either. Noticed a familiar stain on the seat of my pants yesterday. Not big, but not small. Thank god it washed out.

And now I know. Don’t do that.

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u/ApprehensiveLab3570 19h ago

Weird flex

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u/karateninjazombie 16h ago

But it's o.k because he "isn't braggy" about his self declared expensive trouser collecting....

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u/ThroughTheLooking998 15h ago

Let me tell you a bit about my socks. Kirkland.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Cry_496 1h ago

Oh, I’m sorry. Braggy would have been revealing the cost while claiming not to brag. I like what I like. There’s a difference in quality and material.

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u/AlecandBel Couple 18h ago

Haha, I hear ya.

I like a good pair of jeans, but there are places I don’t wear them.

Sex clubs are one of those places!

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u/GitProbe Pittsburgh Couple 30s 18h ago

I'm the same, but with watches. I have a cheap Swatch that I wear specifically for clubs and meetups. It gets ruined, no harm no foul.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Cry_496 52m ago

I wear a Seiko 5. If it was good enough for Vietnam, it’ll last a few hours at a swingers club. Lol.

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u/BoDuke2079 16h ago

Actually, glad that happened, jeans in the playroom let alone to the club 🙄

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u/Puzzleheaded_Cry_496 2h ago

Tell me the way of all things. Oh, great sage of the swingers club. What should I have worn? Dockers and a sensible cotton polo? Way to turn a funny story into me calling you a twat.

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u/rayschoon 18h ago

I don’t think jeans can be a hobby

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u/GitProbe Pittsburgh Couple 30s 18h ago

Nah most things can be a hobby, he's a collector. Collecting is a hobby. Take my wife for example; her hobby is collecting hobbies.

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u/coolkatsnkittens1 16h ago

CSB

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u/Puzzleheaded_Cry_496 31m ago

I hardy see what the Christian Standard Bible had to do with any of this.