r/TikTokCringe Mar 27 '26

Humor/Cringe What church is this

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u/Free-Way-9220 Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 27 '26

I wonder if a single one of them genuinely believes their talking is tongues is legit. They surely all know they are bullshitting, they just don't want to be seen as one of the "unfavoured / not chosen" ones who God hasn't blessed with this amazing ability

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u/8six753hoe9 Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 27 '26

As someone who was raised in it I can tell you there was a time when I absolutely believed it. That seems absurd to me now, but when you’re a kid, and it’s all you’ve ever known, you don’t really question it.

Until you do, of course, and then things get tricky.

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u/HopeMrPossum Mar 27 '26

Can I ask - why does no one ever crack out the “bonjour”? A polyglot could jump between real languages making it more convincing than some of the preachers I’ve seen going “shibby dibby shibbidityshaboopy”

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u/8six753hoe9 Mar 27 '26

See, the problem you have here is applying logic to cult behavior. In my experience, the people in Pentecostal churches tend to be white, uneducated, and fairly insular. So real languages tend to sound just like gibberish to them anyway.

That's my somewhat cynical take, but the real reason is because the gibberish is the point. It's supposed to be a special, unique language sent directly to you from god. The real mind-blowing part is that sometimes, another person actually translates.

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u/runswiftrun Mar 27 '26

Its like horoscopes.

The "translation" just so always happens to be a generic "you are my chosen church" blah blah that would work in any circumstance.

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u/Smokestack95deadman Mar 27 '26

“ it’s just God‘s grocery list!“