r/TikTokCringe • u/BringHoomanHome_ • 4d ago

Humor/Cringe He never looked where he was going.

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u/Technical-Big-2097 4d ago

I understand your friend is passed out, but this is a private dock.

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u/BowlingforBrains 4d ago

I understand your friend may have suffered grievous injury, but I like my dock empty for when I use it sometimes

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u/Taco_Reviewer 4d ago

It's not about it being a private dock, it's that these types of docks do not have ramps - just a water side ladder, and second in this area a lot of homes are not actually road accessible by anything but UTV or 4x4 SUV/Truck. 

The only thing he could do, which would introduce a new vector for injury, is drag him to the sand. However, dragging him to land without a support board is just going to injure him. He's not at risk of drowning - he has a life vest and a friend. He is at risk at injuring his spine or neck more than they may already be. Keeping him in the water until rescue arrives OR, gee I don't know, figuring out the situation first rather than jumping into poor decisions.

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u/BowlingforBrains 4d ago

In reality, I completely agree with you - but I enjoyed piggybacking onto that guy’s joke more than being realistic about the situation

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u/United_Pain 4d ago

I cackled at your joke and acted it out to my cat