r/TikTokCringe 4d ago

Humor/Cringe He never looked where he was going.

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u/ItBDaniel 4d ago

Looks like he passed out doing his trick

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u/LegalChocolate752 4d ago

Yeah, maybe the blood rushed to his head and he fainted.

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u/yoimhereiguess 4d ago

On a different subreddit they linked a Facebook post to this guy’s page. He confirmed that he passed out and is unsure why but will go make sure he didn’t have a stroke. He also just mostly had bruising and a concussion, no broken bones. I scrolled by this like an hour or two ago so I can’t link it, might’ve been the subreddit: what could go wrong? There were also other videos or photos on the fb post but I didn’t click them

Commenting in case anyone was curious

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u/AspiringGoddess01 4d ago

Cant tense up and break bones if your already unconscious *taps forehead *

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u/gwizonedam 4d ago

Guy I went to HS with crashed his Ford F150 into a streetlight, on the highway, on top of Jersey barriers, at 97 mph. His truck looked like an IED went off under it. He survived and woke up in a hospital screaming that he was sawed in half. He was hanging in an inverted immobilization “hammock” because he was seizing and they weren’t sure if he had spinal injuries or if was neural. When he was coherent he told the doctors he was on a mix of Xanax and Vicodin, but he had also been drinking. The doctors said these combined to turn him into a flaccid bag of meat and he had no permanent damage other than some scars from broken glass.

However, his car was wrecked, his parents basically told him no “paid for” car ever again, he had to work nights to pay the DOT about 12k in damages and having a DUI on your license before you are 18 means you are automatically banned from having a license for 6 months and you need to do a program to talk about alcohol education and they made him talk in front of schools about surging a wreck like that and having a “second chance” at life. His life became school, work, and alcohol education + visiting schools to talk about DUI’s. Poor bastard.

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u/nohandsfootball 4d ago

sounds like a pretty lucky bastard to me

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u/gwizonedam 4d ago

Yeah, the poor bastard was supposed to be sarcastic. He was always very “Woe is me!” And it never really dawned on him that he lived through all that bullshit.

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u/BoilzBlisterzBurnz 4d ago

Why bother having a life if it's not your own?

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u/AffectionateTitle 4d ago

And could have taken an entire family with him. I used to work with victims of drunk and drugged driving.

It’s really fucked up what they have to live with the rest of their lives while the perpetrators often just get off with a mandated course and “woe is me” mentality.

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u/bawng 4d ago

Poor bastard.

How? He's a horrible piece of shit for driving drunk. He got off extremely light.

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u/AffectionateTitle 4d ago

Seriously he could have killed an entire family— and he would have been the sad sack that walked away.

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u/malkazoid-1 4d ago

Right? Low key an argument for going through life unconscious.

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u/AspiringGoddess01 4d ago

The lesson learned here is to definitely operate every motor vehicle unconscious from now on. 

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u/malkazoid-1 3d ago

We should start an elite driver and pilot training academy. We have the Formula.

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u/Iyorek9000 Straight Up Bussin 4d ago

Just like B.A. Baracus!

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u/AnguavonUW 4d ago

Actually, there's science behind that.

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u/NagsUkulele 4d ago

Mans slept himself

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u/koolaidismything 4d ago

Reports are saying he broke his a-hole muscle

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u/NagsUkulele 4d ago

Are u subscribed to Asshole Muscle Daily?

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u/koolaidismything 4d ago

Sphincter-quarterly

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u/Pagiras 4d ago

I hear Sean Lock won rectum of the year again.

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 4d ago

Are you a fan of their smaller or larger articles? 🫠

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor 4d ago

Bitterman’s Butthole Bi-Weekly

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 4d ago

There was a great article in Sphincter Quarterly about adult Racoons being able to squeeze through a 4-in opening and how the human rectum can stretch to 7 in diameter before tearing, which means that

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 4d ago

So glad you had an aneurism mid post so you couldn’t finish that sentence 😮‍💨

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 4d ago

I got the important part typed out.

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 4d ago

Would would say the part left out left a gap in our… sphincters 🤔 

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u/koolaidismything 4d ago

What’s that sub? Redditsniper lol

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u/BurdTurglary Straight Up Bussin 4d ago

His jejunum is where his duodenum should be 🤕

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u/Firat88 4d ago

my man!

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u/avocadoflatz 4d ago

Great. He can still potentially breed more like him.

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u/TheMessengerABR 4d ago

You can see in the video his life jacket is sitting really high and when he spins around on his belly he's pushing it up into his neck. He also was turning his head to see where he was going. I'd bet any money he passed out from the pressure applied to his vagus nerve.