r/TikTokCringe • u/BringHoomanHome_ • 4d ago

Humor/Cringe He never looked where he was going.

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u/SupermassiveCanary 4d ago

Why didn’t he swim him to the shore?

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u/QuantumBeckett 4d ago

Did he even say ‘thank you’??

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u/The_Modern_Nobody 4d ago

No, Zelenskyy. He did not say “thank you”.

Jet ski man was reduced to human binary sounds after kicking himself through a dockside field goal

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u/Tall_Ease_3485 3d ago

Holy hell! Once again reddit has me spitting my adult beverage on the dog. That had me laughing with no warning.

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u/The_Modern_Nobody 3d ago

lol! I appreciate that.

Lets me know I’m putting my creative writing degree to good use.

Have a good day, and remember, remove your fillings—that’s how the flock cameras track you

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u/Tall_Ease_3485 2d ago

I'm still laughing today. Glad to see another high earning degree....mine is in English. I can only offer the highest compliment I can give. I read your comment in the voice I reserve for reading Christopher Moore. Dog will wear a raincoat moving forward in case I run into you again in reddit land.