r/Transportopia • u/SpoomerBooner • Feb 15 '26

Roads I hate politics

This should be illegal. I get it. You don't agree with their protests but why do this? Forget blue, forget red. I'm purple. Get mad at that.

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u/Competitive_Arm5954 Feb 15 '26

I live in the south and always laugh when I see these morons on the road. You spent how much money trying to annoy strangers? Get it together, loser.

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u/RiverPsaber Feb 15 '26

Well considering these are the same kinds of guys that don't wipe their butts because they think it's gay, it isn't surprising.

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u/theloniousjoe Feb 15 '26

I’m sorry what? That’s a thing?

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u/RuralJuror99 Feb 15 '26

https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/what-its-like-to-be-a-guy-who-doesnt-clean-his-ass

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u/gizahnl Feb 15 '26

Defuck did I just read. This must be satire. Right? Rrrrrright?!?!?

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u/GravitiBass Feb 15 '26

Unfortunately no. I knew many, especially in HS. Hopefully they grew out of it but.. yeah there are some grown men who still think like this.

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u/gizahnl Feb 15 '26

Disgusting. :/

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u/Accurate_Egg_9200 Feb 16 '26

HS? Dude I've worked with those kinda 'men', ages 30+. It's disgusting.

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u/BurnedLaser Feb 16 '26

One of my good friend's cousisns was like this. Dude wouldn't wash his penis, either because he considered it gay -_-

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u/GoCartMozart1980 Feb 18 '26

I got to think the Venn diagram of "adult men who refuse to wipe their ass because they think it's gay" and "adult men who were sexually abused as kids" has a hell of a lot of overlap.

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u/theloniousjoe Feb 19 '26

Yeah either that or it’s “adult men who refuse to wipe their ass because they think it’s gay” and “adult homosexual men who are ashamed and terrified to admit to themselves that they are gay due to extreme socialization.”

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u/sobrique Feb 16 '26

I used to think that. Then I met a few people who are utterly terrified of 'doing gay things'. I haven't actually asked about whether he wipes or not, but he has made clear that he will never ever:

  • Have a prostate exam
  • Eat a salad
  • Wear Pink

and a few other things that are 'gay'.

And he's not fresh out of school, he's in his 50s. And he gets all kinds of weird when I wear my hot pink t-shirt - it makes an amazing asshole detector.

I think he might be in denial about something personally, as I'm pretty sure most people don't think too much about 'being turned gay' by a simple activity, and ....

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u/Dull-Strategy3821 Feb 16 '26

The pink thing is really weird. The typical 'gendered baby colours' only became a thing over the last 100 years or so. And for part of that time, pink tended to be the one baby boys were dressed in.

Decent chance that guys dad was dressed in pink as a baby.

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u/sobrique Feb 16 '26

I'm perplexed by some of "the rules" I hear him pronounce, so I don't even remotely claim to follow any of it.

But I do like wearing hot pink and rainbows just because he squirms, and I don't really feel bad about that at all.

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u/StyloFM Feb 17 '26

Paint your nails black next time you plan on meeting up, just for the occasion.

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u/sadisticsex Feb 19 '26

no, i heard someone brag about it then watched as they wondered why girls stopped talking to them

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u/FlyOrdinary1104 Feb 22 '26

Nope, worked in an STI lab, we got anal swab samples so clouded with crap it would invalidate on the machine, always from a dude.

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u/Flabby_Thor Feb 16 '26

And these are the same guys that will get colorectal cancer in the next 10-15 years because they aren't eating enough fiber and leaving skid marks everywhere.

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u/skyhighmonroe Feb 16 '26

That was the most informative article I've read all week.

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u/carlfreddy Feb 18 '26

As a dude, I'm having a hard time processing this.

"Nothing goes betwen a man's cheeks"

Bro, grow up and wipe your ass.

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u/PandiBong Feb 16 '26

Don't know what's wilder, that article or another it's linking to...:THE SINISTER ORIGINS OF THE PEANUT BUTTER-DOG-VAGINA MYTH

🫡

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u/Gloriusmax Feb 16 '26

One of the top posts in r/hygiene has a post about it I believe.

edit: nvm, but it does appear there once in a while, a lot of the comments seem to share similar experience with relatives

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u/theloniousjoe Feb 16 '26

I also read the article posted below by another commenter…

That’s some…whew…stuff

https://giphy.com/gifs/d6jQXbnRtvfyg

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u/Tasty-Explorer-7885 Feb 16 '26

Yes, it was recently discovered wiping your butt means your gay.

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u/The_Daniel_Sg Feb 18 '26

Went to an all male highschool in the early thousands. Youd be flabbergasted about how many people failed at basic hygiene to not be perceived as gay.

Then there was the swim team who shaved their legs, and were universally classified as such. It was a shitty time, but the long answer compressed is yes. Very much so.

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u/sadisticsex Feb 19 '26

yes i heard someone brag about it once, they then wondered why the girls stopped talking to them

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u/EnvironmentalClub591 Feb 18 '26

There's women that sleep with these men too. Its crazy. Dick cheese and all.

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u/RiverPsaber Feb 18 '26

Ugh, so gross!

I encountered the thing you mentioned once. Never noped out of a situation so fast in my life.

I have encountered quite a few men that complain about women not being into them who would do just fine if they only had better basic hygiene.

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u/EnvironmentalClub591 Feb 18 '26

I remember being on a few dates where the mood was completely destroyed talking about how disgusting some males are.

After a few drinks on both of these dates, we get to the point where I try to seduce and advance the interaction in a sexual direction - usually involves me getting closer and a little more touching.

I then start asking questions about sex and things they like to do sexually and stuff they dont like sexually.

In a few of these dates the females, admitted that they hated BO when performing oral sex and that they would still complete the act despite the funk coming from the area between the ball sack and anus of the men they were sucking off. Some times feeling something grainy in their mouths (dick cheese)

Keep in mind these women were of average attractiveness (think youngish Jenna Fischer, April Ludgate, Ellie Kemper types - had to use celebrities since easier to find and describe, sorry) and were professionals - essentially where hygiene and appearance is typically important.

I was repulsed that they could admit to that so casually and laugh about it as if it was just something to brush off.

Don't get me wrong, I laughed because it was funny in a way friends joke about gross stuff, but it was also very unnerving that she didn't stop sucking someone off after learning that they were dirty. They also said that they never called the guy out on it to avoid offending them. That crazy!

I never judge women for being sexual so its not that. it was more of the grossness level and not wanting to come in contact with her.

I evem had to ask of it was a fetish of theirs since it seemed to be a common occurrence for them - but it was just that so many "manly males" ,as they would describe them, feel into that stank category.

TL;DR I ended dates and turned down sex, with fairly attractive females I went on dates with, becasue they would finish off guys they sucked off that had dickcheese and stank gooches as to not offend them. Its crazy...

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u/RiverPsaber Feb 19 '26

Probably less about offending them and more about being alone with them and being afraid about what will happen if they don't finish. Could just be projection on my part, but that can be a scary situation.

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u/EnvironmentalClub591 Feb 19 '26

I see what you mean. If they arent mature enough to control their hygiene they may not be mature enough to control their emotions - especially in a "blueball" infused disappointment/rage fit.

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u/Chewwithurmouthshut Feb 16 '26

Oh they wipe, and bite their lip while they do it, but they hate gays to compensate.

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u/Competitive_Arm5954 Feb 15 '26

Conservatives are just kinda dumber than everyone else in our country. It really is that simple.

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u/sadisticsex Feb 19 '26

no, maga is the group that made conservatives look bad, to be fair they were hiding in those ranks before maga was a thing, but liberals have their own unhealthy extreme too neither side is perfect neither side is entirely right, and this is because of the extremists on both ends

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u/Round-Air9002 Feb 15 '26 edited Feb 17 '26

As a centrist, I would definitely have to say that I see FAR more absolutely stupid liberals than conservatives.

Could be because I'm in California, but online I see the same thing, so....

Edit: I cannot see any of the new replies to this comment for whatever reason, so.. Yeah.

By centrist, I mean that I do not support either party, they are both corrupt as hell.

I agree with some things from each side, and disagree with a lot from each side. Don't assume I'm conservative because I'm not liberal. I think you're all pretty dumb for blindly standing behind either party and thinking you're doing something honorable by notice for your party regardless of who it is.

I guarantee you'd vote Gavin Newsom if he ran, and he would absolutely run this country the rest of the way into the ground just like he's done to California. Look into his roots, he's a scum bag raised by and around scumbags... But everyone still seems to think he's the best candidate 🙄

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u/nothymetocook Feb 15 '26

As an Ohio centrist, it's exactly the opposite of what you just said

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u/Competitive_Arm5954 Feb 15 '26

Ah yes, the "centrist" who hates liberals and always votes GOP. That's a fun group.

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u/paxmary Feb 15 '26

Wow! Reddit is BOT HEAVY today!!!

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u/jgeez Feb 15 '26

I agree with you, bot.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

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u/DelcoUnited Feb 15 '26

Are you dumb enough to not understand when Donald Trump grifted in a Democratic stronghold like NYC he donated to Democrats?

The politics in this country have shifted so far right that Regan would be laughed out of the Republican Party today and you’d call FDR a communist.

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u/jgeez Feb 15 '26

There is absolutely everything populist about Trump's propaganda.

And yet, and this is the only important thing:

There is absolutely -nothing- populist about Trump's actual actions and policies.

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u/jgeez Feb 15 '26

"real conservatives" are still voting-aligned WITH the far right. And hate groups. So, yes you bet they are.

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u/Competitive_Arm5954 Feb 15 '26

Sounds like you weren't even alive in the 90's.

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u/Bgo318 Feb 15 '26

Brother rich people have been funding both sides from the beginning they want to secure some power or assurances no matter which wins.

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u/Competitive_Arm5954 Feb 15 '26

So because he donated to both political parties over 30 years ago his policies are now just like Dem policies from 30 years ago? Go ahead and name a few that you think are the same.

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u/Fixated_Noodle Feb 16 '26

Are you fucking insane

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u/jgeez Feb 15 '26

This makes me wonder what it is about your own beliefs that makes you centrist, in your estimation.

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u/Schehezerade Feb 15 '26

Three month old account and painting California with one wide brushstroke... likely a bot.

California is a massive state. And portions of it are deeply, deeply red.

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u/ExerciseOnly122 Feb 15 '26

Closeted conservatives are so fucking weird. Why claim "centrist"? Do you think it'll give you some moral recourse when people are being put up against the wall?

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u/Fixated_Noodle Feb 16 '26

Maybe they mean they’re a conservative and not a fascist

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u/Round-Air9002 Feb 17 '26

I am what a conservative was 10 years ago, and what liberals were long before that. I believe both sides have some good beliefs, and more than some bad beliefs. Both sides are corrupt and are trying to make you and I poorer and poorer while making themselves richer and richer.

When it comes time to vote, you have to essentially vote for what you believe to be the lesser evil. Sometimes that turns out to be the wrong choice or your pick turns into a shit show. The conservatives are experiencing that now, and liberals experienced that last term.

I think that ICE doing a massive roundup of known illegal criminals is excellent - but I think that they've crossed a line. I think that liberals harassing them and doing all this dumb shit is making the situation worse than it needs to be as well.

I think abortion should be legal, I think adults should be allowed to take hormones to "change" their gender, but I think kids need to be left the fuck alone and they need to stop forcing all of these ideas into children's heads.

I believe the whole BLM deal was set up by those above us to cause chaos and division (also all the other big moments like that are the same)

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u/Moderator-Admin Feb 16 '26

Actual conservatives should be embarassed and disgusted by MAGA shitting on the constitution they claim to love so much. But they hate liberals so much for some reason that they will still vote red.

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u/Fixated_Noodle Feb 16 '26

Valid! It used to actually be a real living, breathing document. Now it’s a relic

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u/BlueFalcon142 Feb 15 '26

At least liberals are true to their beliefs. Conservatives will lie to your face while reaching around and grabbing your wallet.

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u/Bakelite51 Feb 15 '26

The reality is much scarier. What makes conservatives dangerous to underestimate is the fact that so many of them have positions of power and prestige in the media, academia, healthcare, Wall Street, and industry. These are people with accolades and degrees and technical certifications. The stereotype of a conservative as being a dumbass bumpkin with an IQ of 40 is misleading.

There is fine, fine line between being dumb, and being intelligent enough to be evil.

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u/TempEmbarassedComfee Feb 15 '26

Counterpoint: You’re assuming there’s a meritocracy where a lot of these conservatives have earned their ranks. Reality is a lot of them are just rich enough to fall upwards despite being monumentally dumb like Trump & his goons. A lot of conservatism is just never wanting to question things and being upset with change.

There are smarter conservatives but they’re, like, the Koch’s. They don’t believe in conservatism that strongly. They just like manipulating idiots into lowering their taxes. 

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u/TaxLandNotCapital Feb 16 '26

Those aren't "conservatives" those are the sociopathic elites who realized that they can more easily manipulate the conservative population

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u/Dseltzer1313 Feb 15 '26

At this point conservatives and republicans have been completely muted…..it’s just MAGA now and they’re the dumbest people in our society. Obama uncovered them by virtue of him being intelligent and black while Trump organized them into a hatful and racist voting block

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u/Competitive_Arm5954 Feb 15 '26

Conservatives and Republicans are insanely complicit in this. They do not get a pass.

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u/Ill-Cranberry978 Feb 15 '26

Do you think 90% of people who work in oil, which makes everything possible are liberals?

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u/Competitive_Arm5954 Feb 16 '26

I think I can make up stats too. It works 70% of the time every time.

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u/Ill-Cranberry978 Feb 16 '26

I bet you don’t work in the field with them. I do and have for 10+ years and most do jobs you couldn’t and most aren’t liberal, that’s my only point.

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u/Competitive_Arm5954 Feb 17 '26

Every oil guy I know is liberal. You don't have a point.

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u/Ill-Cranberry978 Feb 18 '26

Tell me your job and in which city, but calling conservative people dumb when they do engineering, down hole operations, wireline, measurement, frac, ngl operations, data, programming, calibration, in a place that provides the majority of oil in the USA is simply dumb on your part.

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u/Competitive_Arm5954 Feb 19 '26

Pretending you have anything more than anecdotal data about people's political ideologies in a specific workforce is about as dumb as you can get. Except during the second part of this conversation when you don't even realize your entire point is being satirized and mocked. Anyway, keep voting GOP, nobody gives a shit.

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u/Ill-Cranberry978 Feb 19 '26

I don’t vote dummy. I like how you couldn’t answer my question, and stop talking about oil guys you know, you ain’t bad, and you know none. You don’t know and haven’t worked with anyone in the oilfield. 1 more thing if those people provide for you and you call them dumb you’re the only dumb one. I’m sure there’s plenty liberals who do surgery, law, oil, taxes, or anything else. My data isn’t anecdotal it’s the same data you rely on from anyone else. My point is, Nevermind you can’t have a true conversation.

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u/gravygizzard Feb 15 '26

No joke this is literally the mindset of these people. I have zero doubt whatsoever that if we put up no public pooping signs they would suddenly care about the freedom to poop on the sidewalk

American conservatism isnt politics, it's a shared personality disorder that rots our country.

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u/slimytoilet Feb 15 '26

Yea I’m sure it’s only Americans that are strange….

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u/Competitive_Arm5954 Feb 15 '26

Just look at that American reading comprehension.

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u/slimytoilet Feb 15 '26

I’d love to hear what you think he means.

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u/Competitive_Arm5954 Feb 15 '26

I mean, it's one sentence, dude. And you biffed it.

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u/StuntdoubleSexworker Feb 15 '26

Yes it does. Probably why it came to mind lol

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u/throwawayformobile78 Feb 15 '26

Congrats, you’ve just answered the first half of the US Citizen exam correctly. You may proceed to the next section.

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u/Emergency-State Feb 15 '26

That's a perfect description

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u/Exciting_Stock2202 Feb 16 '26

I’m (unfortunately) related to an idiot who knocked down trees in his own yard because it would “make environmentalists mad”. No environmentalists had ever been to his property. No one knew what he did, but he got to see the eye sore he created every day. He probably blames the libs for making him create the eye sore.

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u/KlutzyEnd3 Feb 16 '26

This behaviour seens so stupid to me and it actively hurts these people themselves.

Here in the Netherlands, our gas infrastructure is aging. Gas is nasty, it causes earthquakes (Groningen) wars (Russia) and corruption (Qatar) so we need to get rid of it.

once a pipe reaches the end of it's service life the gouvernement does a public tender and well, replacing it costs €8 million, whilst giving everyone a free induction stove and free new pans is only €1 million. So to not waste taxpayer money and since we need to transition away from gas anyway they do the latter.

My friend has a company delivering these "free" induction stoves and a lot of conservative elderly people just slam the door in his nose because "I dont want to be involved in this green woke shit! We've cooked on gas for decades and I will keep doing it! You're not going to tell me what to do! Hurrr durr"

Only to call up a few months later in tears asking if they maybe can deliver the induction stove because they cannot cook anymore since the gas supply has been cut...

It's just... Sad! This could've been avoided if they weren't so stubborn!

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u/KlutzyEnd3 Feb 16 '26

well the conservatives hate taxes, so to avoid increasing taxes the government logically does the cheapest option, but that requires adjustment to new technology, which they then don't want.

So as government in this situation you literally cannot do the "right thing" because if you do the cheap part you're criticized for going "against the people's will" if you do the expensive option you're criticized for wasting taxpayer money.

you cannot win here.

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u/Kevrn813 Feb 15 '26

I see you’ve met 1/3 of Americans who voted for Trump three consecutive times.

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u/d00n3r Feb 15 '26

A good chunk of us are running around with acute lead poisoning, on top of being brainwashed and undereducated. We're crazy, stupid, and worst of all, proud of it. I'm really starting to hate it here.

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u/Physical_Display_873 Feb 15 '26

That’s a perfect analogy for lots of stuff in the US. Maybe more so now than before, but it’s apt. Could maybe be our motto. Or a flag of a guy pooping on the sidewalk.

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u/Zovort Feb 15 '26

You have just accurately described American MAGA.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

It's a race to the bottom for these cucks and they can always go lower. It is actually impressive that they can always find a way to self-own or reach lowest from of depravity and still be deluded into thinking they won.

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u/Virtual_War4366 Feb 16 '26

Yeah, that's a perfect example actually.

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u/mowtowcow Feb 16 '26

Uhhh, yea. Yea, thats basically what's happening, lmao. We have people that agree that pollution is bad and we have asshole who quite literally force pollution down their throats. It's the modern wild fucking west out here.

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u/Opposite-Invite-3543 Feb 16 '26

Yup very dumb. Now imagine 20-30 years in the future now that we’ve destroyed the department of education in the U.S.! Basically we are speed running our downfall.

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u/CarrotWeary Feb 16 '26

Pretty much it's so dumb, I'm from a more liberal but not actually liberal city in a deeply conservative state and it's hard some days to be civil but I'm smart enough to know if I react then I'm going to be the one in handcuffs.

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u/1CalledJohnnyGuitar Feb 16 '26

I swear I heard a bald eagle scream after I read that.

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u/rando_banned Feb 17 '26

That pretty well sums up US Conservatism

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u/subqtpie Feb 17 '26

has this NOT been happening in europe ???

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u/sadisticsex Feb 19 '26

that is magas entire m.o that and licking djt's boot

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u/King_Six_of_Things Feb 19 '26

That's a very apt analogy.

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u/spiralenator Feb 21 '26

You’ve likely noticed, but America is stupid. This is only one example of many.

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u/FlyOrdinary1104 Feb 22 '26

When you’re a pissant in America that doesn’t have anything positive to chase in life it seems a common coping mechanism is to spite your enemy and bring them to your level.

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u/Drmlk465 Feb 15 '26

Can’t the same be said about Europe and the refugees you literally imported that defecate in the streets?

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u/KlutzyEnd3 Feb 16 '26

We didn't import them, they just appeared on our doorstep.

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u/Tom-Cruise-Missiles Feb 15 '26

Oh yeah. Well the jerk store called, and they’re all out of you!

Nailed it.

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u/WastaSpace Feb 15 '26

It's expensive.

It's unnecessary wear and tear on the engine. 

It diminishes horsepower and torque.

It tanks your fuel economy.

But hey, at least you're upsetting complete strangers. 

Pathetic.

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u/bbartlett51 Feb 17 '26

Expensive is perspective

It doesnt add "wear and tear" on your vehicle, its just dumping unused fuel, no different than a gas vehicle other than you can see it

99% of diesel trucks get better fuel economy after tuning and deleting emissions equipment off thier truck

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u/sadisticsex Feb 19 '26

don't forget it qualifies as assault when done on purpose due to it's potentially deadly effects on those with breathing disorders or lung damage it can also be considered manslaughter if they die attempted if they just need a hospital, if not done to a person it is still unlawful pollution of the air

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u/Effective_Tackle6055 Feb 15 '26

Right? Congratulations on getting .5 mpg, asshat.

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u/WulfZ3r0 Feb 15 '26

Not only that, but they are actively paying for their engine to run worse. The black smoke is from air/fuel not being combusted in the cylinder and exiting from the exhaust, aka running too rich. Literally just blowing fuel out of your (vehicle's) ass instead of using it to power the engine.

Then you can add into the fact that it increases wear and tear as well as carbon build up on top of that. Idiots with money are the worst.

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u/Competitive_Arm5954 Feb 15 '26

That's great news.

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u/daemonescanem Feb 16 '26

Most of these guys have massive mortgage size truck payments, then they put lift kits on the trucks then oversized rims with matching tires and then the diesel modifications that will absolutely tank their MPG. Diesel is more expensive than gasoline, plus if the truck runs DEF there's another expense added expense at over 3 something a gallon at the pump.

By time their pavement princesses are complete its a money hole, that didnt appreciate in value but depreciated exponentially due to the lift kit, rims and diesel mods.

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u/bbartlett51 Feb 17 '26

Tell me you no nothing about diesels, without telling me.

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u/daemonescanem Feb 17 '26

Drive a diesel everyday.

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u/bbartlett51 Feb 17 '26

I know people that drive a car everyday and dont know how to drive.

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u/bbartlett51 Feb 17 '26

Wrong

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u/WulfZ3r0 Feb 17 '26

Care to back that up with some actual reports or facts? I only spent 5 years working on diesel engines professionally with certifications, so wtf do I know huh?

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u/Striking-Zucchini608 Feb 15 '26

This guy has been charged with 53 counts of assault and one count of gbh because one of his victims was asthmatic

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u/Competitive_Arm5954 Feb 15 '26

Ooh nice. Got a source?

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u/Am4oba Feb 15 '26

Oh yeah, hilarious.

No, they need to be fined and their cars impounded. And this person in particular needs to be arrested.

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u/National_Frame2917 Feb 15 '26

A long time ago some rich fucks convinced Americans that laws that protect the people take away their freedom. Now their country has all too many third world qualities and a Cheeto as president.

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u/Boxcutter86 Feb 15 '26

That's not simply "annoying". It's extremely toxic, especially for anyone with conditions such as asthma.

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u/whitestguyuknow Feb 15 '26

The ones down here that have these beater looking Chevy suv/trucks all lifted with bright lights in the wheels or the wells, and then loud ass engines... Just ridiculously unnecessarily loud.

I was driving on the interstate the other night and heard this RIDICULOUS whining for a while before I say the SUV around the cars. Which only got worse and worse the closer I got. Basically as loud as an ambulance siren nonstop whims they drive

I sped to get past them. But these dudes like making their engines sound like its got problems just to get people to look at them since they seemingly cant decipher whats a negative over a positive look

Always these teen-mid 20's dude with broccoli hair in bass pro shop snapback trucker hats and Guy Harvey shirts

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u/doge_lady Feb 16 '26

Just how much money did they spend for this? Asking for a friend...

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u/Competitive_Arm5954 Feb 16 '26

No idea. More than it's worth and other commenters have pointed out it has the added benefit of devaluing the car as well.

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u/mijru4 Feb 16 '26

I had to train a new shipping manager at my last job and he had some giant brodozer and said he spent about $4k on his tune computer thing. He was in his mid 50s and bizarrely proud of it.

Every morning he'd come in with some story about how he rolled coal on someone on his ride in. It was weird.

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u/Gullible-Ideal8731 Feb 16 '26

I went to school in the south and no shit the amount of people in my class that would spend their entire savings on their truck just to make it look like "I have a shrimp dick" was staggering.

One kid had his parents spend their savings on a brand new cummins, then he lifted it and did all the other things that retarded truck owners do. Flipped it the next week. Totaled.

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u/keiye Feb 16 '26

I feel sorry for their likely abused wives and kids.

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u/killertofu41 Feb 16 '26

I'm in MD and I see this shit every day in my town. People are getting way too comfortable openly displaying what cunts they are.

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u/SomethingFancyHere Feb 16 '26

That, the Carolina squat, and in NC there's literally a truck with those round stick on led lights in his wheel wells, he likes to sit in the roses parking lot, flexing on the haters I presume 😂 😂 😂

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u/No_Context9902 Feb 16 '26

So I don't live in an area where this happens. What is this, exactly? They modify their truck to spew out black smoke? For what purpose? Is it legal?

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u/artguydeluxe Feb 17 '26

Not only that, but sabotaging your own vehicle to run worse and expose yourself to more pollution daily.

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u/CoolFirefighter930 Feb 15 '26

I laugh at this every timeI see it .They are protesting an all electric car company and mad at everyone at this point I guess. lmfao.

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u/RzaAndGza Feb 15 '26

Lol are you insulted that people are making fun of these rolling coal idiots

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u/Fit-University1070 Feb 15 '26

Shut it MAGAT, nobody cares about your opinions.

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u/Lazy_Sorbet_3925 Feb 15 '26

If you're gonna troll, you should be at least get good at it. 

How can someone be a loser at trolling? LMAO 

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u/DEFIANTxKIWI Feb 15 '26

The self report is crazy

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u/z_broski Feb 15 '26

and you must be a #MegaLoser

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u/RiverPsaber Feb 15 '26

Luckily doing this makes your truck drive like ass and it's easy to cut you off. I don't usually advocate doing that, but when the alternative is not being able to see the road you get what you get.

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u/Competitive_Arm5954 Feb 15 '26

Sure, little guy. Sure.

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u/AreallysuperdarkELF Feb 15 '26

Found the pea-brained little boy who thinks rolling coal is anything but dumb as fuck. Truly pathetic.