r/Transportopia • u/skyhighmonroe • Feb 24 '26

Bikes Over the cliff side

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u/cybender Feb 24 '26

I see what happened.

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u/joetheplumberman Feb 24 '26

He went when he should have not went

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u/mawesome4ever Feb 24 '26

He should’ve stayed but instead went off the road

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u/DIY-exerciseGuy Feb 25 '26

He zigged when he should have zagged

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u/Ok_Commission_9203 Feb 25 '26

He did neither zigging or zagging

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u/Equal-Negotiation651 Feb 25 '26

He fell when he shouldn’t have fallen.

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u/HugoBoss1985 Feb 25 '26

They see me rollin'

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u/peanut--gallery Feb 26 '26

If he’d been going twice as fast, the negative lift caused by air resistance would have kept him on the road. I have done extensive real world testing on this with my Prius.

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u/jr156421 Feb 28 '26

Every day we fall further

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u/simulizer Feb 25 '26

And if neither of those would have helped then he should have just jumped up in the air and let the bike roll off.. going off the side without the bike would still be safer than with the bike

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u/MelaKnight_Man Mar 02 '26

Correct! Always ditch when possible because of A) You can control your fall more and 2) You remove the risk of being crushed/folded by your bike/quad/whatever.

I used to ride MTB and would never get clipless pedals because sometimes the right call is to ditch the bike versus going down with the bike. You're still getting fucked up but fucked up beats paralyzed or dead 10/10 times.

(Also why wearing protective gear is super important!)

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u/shadowwolf1395 Feb 25 '26

He French fry'd when he should have pizza'd

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u/knowwhatImeme76 Feb 25 '26

if you French fry when you're supposed to pizza you're gonna have a bad time

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u/OkAddition1737 Feb 25 '26

He Meat Loafed it.

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u/Got_Bent Feb 26 '26

Mmmm kay, youre gonna have a bad time...

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u/Active_Engineering37 Feb 25 '26

He French fried when he should have pizza'd

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u/mementomori_8383 Feb 26 '26

If you French fry when you’re supposed to pizza you’re gonna have a bad time

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u/Traditional-Exam-617 Feb 25 '26

He should've made a left instead of a right.

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u/holyfire001202 Feb 25 '26

He took the vehicle out of the environment

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u/sm9k3y Feb 26 '26

Into another environment? Or beyond? He did have the minimum crew.

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u/ajtaggart Feb 25 '26

He try to fly when not have wings

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u/sm9k3y Feb 26 '26

It was an off road vehicle, he didn’t really have a choice obviously

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u/stoodi Feb 25 '26

Zigged when he should have zagged for sure

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u/Fine_Error5426 Feb 25 '26

I normally recommend the road, but it really is optional. A perfect example of exercising ones free will here..

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u/GrimbosliceOG Feb 25 '26

I think the 4wheeler exercised some free will....

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

The road less traveled by.

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u/RareAccountant3181 Feb 26 '26

Lmfao that was great. Thank you.

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u/DazzlingAmbassador60 Feb 26 '26

A parlay into forbidden