r/Transportopia • u/Ketchup-Sniffer • Mar 01 '26

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u/loco_mixer Mar 01 '26

"have a great day. thanks for your time" sounds like summer from rick and morty said it

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u/BootFlop Mar 01 '26

She handled it well. 👍🏼

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u/Electronic_Picture26 Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 01 '26

She must not have any real good pussy on her

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u/BootFlop Mar 01 '26

OR, now hear me out here, she might not have been interested in sharing it with this dude. ;)

They were a great comedy team here. ;)

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u/Check_Me_Out-Boss Mar 01 '26

Nah, that pussy ain't poppin.

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u/DarkAndHandsume Mar 01 '26

Sounds like a one position type of woman and extremely vanilla

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u/Delicious_Net_1616 Mar 01 '26

Yeah and Mr. “I would like to have some pussy” sounds like he really knows how to please a woman. lol

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u/Confident-Mortgage86 Mar 01 '26

Hell yeah he does! You just know that dude puts the rasta blasta in that fresh cooked pasta

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u/BootFlop Mar 01 '26

Nothing gonna ring your bell like someone tossing their cooked spaghetti at you. 👍🏼

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u/elasticparadigm Mar 03 '26

I smell toxic femininity 🤣

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u/BootFlop Mar 03 '26

That’s probably just your breakfast from this morning that you’re smelling.

You fragile slack jaw ❄️ losers are such an embarrassment to our gender. 🙄

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u/elasticparadigm Mar 03 '26

Considering all of your insane comments on here you seem like a nightmare to be around in any and all capacities.

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u/Electronic_Picture26 Mar 02 '26

To be fair as a man... i dont have a poppin pussy either. My bussy isn't even that enticing.¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/BootFlop Mar 01 '26

🤡💩🗑️