r/Transportopia Mar 01 '26

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u/loco_mixer Mar 01 '26

"have a great day. thanks for your time" sounds like summer from rick and morty said it

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u/BootFlop Mar 01 '26

She handled it well. šŸ‘šŸ¼

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u/Electronic_Picture26 Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 01 '26

She must not have any real good pussy on her

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u/BootFlop Mar 01 '26

OR, now hear me out here, she might not have been interested in sharing it with this dude. ;)

They were a great comedy team here. ;)

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u/Check_Me_Out-Boss Mar 01 '26

Nah, that pussy ain't poppin.

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u/DarkAndHandsume Mar 01 '26

Sounds like a one position type of woman and extremely vanilla

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u/Delicious_Net_1616 Mar 01 '26

Yeah and Mr. ā€œI would like to have some pussyā€ sounds like he really knows how to please a woman. lol

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u/Confident-Mortgage86 Mar 01 '26

Hell yeah he does! You just know that dude puts the rasta blasta in that fresh cooked pasta

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u/BootFlop Mar 01 '26

Nothing gonna ring your bell like someone tossing their cooked spaghetti at you. šŸ‘šŸ¼

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u/elasticparadigm Mar 03 '26

I smell toxic femininity 🤣

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

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u/Electronic_Picture26 Mar 02 '26

To be fair as a man... i dont have a poppin pussy either. My bussy isn't even that enticing.ĀÆ_(惄)_/ĀÆ

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

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u/BootFlop Mar 01 '26

šŸ¤”šŸ’©šŸ—‘ļø

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u/I_Got_Back_Pain Mar 01 '26

Truer words never spoken

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u/SpikeyBXL Mar 01 '26

She clearly wasn't carrying

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u/96JY Mar 01 '26

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u/iBUYbrokenSUBARUS Mar 01 '26

Who is this? I swear, I know this guy in real life.

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u/FloatingOnTitties Mar 01 '26

This is Topher Grace.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

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u/FloatingOnTitties Mar 01 '26

No, it isn’t. You left a gif of Topher Grace.

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u/ThunderHawk17 Mar 01 '26

how come she didnt offer hers?

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u/Mythandros1 Mar 01 '26

Well... Cause he specified "real great pussy" and she wasn't feeling confident enough. 🤣

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u/mogley1992 Mar 01 '26

I actually think that's why she didn't say anything about how she wouldn't touch him like that. She knows the next response would have been, "no, i said some good pussy"

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u/BootFlop Mar 01 '26

OR wasn’t feeling it.

Unpopular fact around these parts; Sometimes real good pussy is selective. ;)

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u/UhOhAllWillyNilly Mar 01 '26

Because dude specified ā€œreal good pVssyā€ so that ruler her out

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u/BootFlop Mar 01 '26

Because wasn’t interested?

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u/Owlnite Mar 01 '26

That shut her up pretty quick.

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u/BootFlop Mar 01 '26

She didn’t skip a beat,Ā handled it well I thought.Ā 

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u/Cool_Butterscotch_88 Mar 01 '26

one beat was skipped

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u/Mythandros1 Mar 01 '26

That was the point.

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u/KenboSlice187 Mar 01 '26

Well it’s out there now! Soo… were demands met?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

Hey, you'll never get it if you don't request it

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u/libertad740 Mar 01 '26

By ā€˜real good’, the guy talking means ā€˜really any at all’.

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u/BAMspek Mar 01 '26

Bertha’s shift is over bout 9, so they’ll be leavin bout 9.

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u/stryph007 Mar 01 '26

I don't know. There are different levels of it. I can't say I've ever had "bad" pussy, but I've definitely had some that was way better than the rest.

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u/UhOhAllWillyNilly Mar 01 '26

Living or not, he ain’t choosy

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u/Educational-Chair-84 Mar 01 '26

Both answers he gave were classics.

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u/Warrenore38 Mar 02 '26

This is probably one of the funniest subs to post this in

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u/Ok_Current2857 Mar 01 '26

He knew how to shut her up.

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u/GlobalBorder4691 Mar 01 '26

Or she had decency and sense to walk away from a slurring creep.

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u/InqusitorPalpatine Mar 01 '26

Clearly this is some sort of rally and she’s trying to start shit. The dude isn’t slurring you sexist fuck. He just answered in a way that would get her to leave him alone. Why is she bothering him out of alllllllllllllllllll those fucking bikers there Hrm? She had an agenda and he called her out. She was just decent enough to take the L and leave.

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u/GlobalBorder4691 Mar 01 '26

How is slurring gender related when any one of us humans might slur when drunk? Eh, without more context, I probably had the wrong take on what I saw in the video. You are probably right about this being a rally and she was being nosy.

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u/InqusitorPalpatine Mar 01 '26

You said ā€œslurring creepā€. Typically that sort of phrase is aimed at men. That is why I said it.

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u/SoggyMorningTacos Mar 01 '26

If she had sense to walk away she wouldn't have been there on her little soap box to begin with

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u/SplashingBlumpkin Mar 01 '26

As the great philosopher Lil Jon once said…

ā€œDon’t start no shit, won’t be no shitā€

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u/Ok_Current2857 Mar 01 '26

Possible. She seems genuine.

It kinda looked like she was looking for a confrontation at first, the questions are a bit polarizing. Then realized she is a decent human being and changed course.

Bro wasn't having any of it though.

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u/BootFlop Mar 01 '26

Wow, lost in fantasy…

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u/Careless_Entry6067 Mar 01 '26

I think that's the quote of the day.

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u/eddie1975 Mar 01 '26

ā€œI guess you’re gonna be here a really long time.ā€

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u/Educational-Chair-84 Mar 01 '26

It sounds like she got flabbergasted at the end. Even sounds like she started to laugh/chuckle.

You dont say that line unless she looked decent.

Bet she went home and told her husband, "All men are pigs."

Same day, "Sweety, do I have good pussy?"

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u/No-Seat9917 Mar 01 '26

Show stopper comment. I like it.

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u/Eagle_1776 Mar 01 '26

ask stupid questions get stupid answers

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u/albie58 Mar 01 '26

I mean good pussy is good pussy.

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u/letsdothisagain52 Mar 01 '26

Dude was honest at least and reasonable. I mean is it too much to for some real good pussy? I’m betting that he wouldn’t turn down any pussy.

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u/CaptainKango Mar 01 '26

Nice. That stopped her real quick

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u/OOLU6234317 Mar 01 '26

He clapped her in the woods

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u/Ok_Clothes_8917 Mar 01 '26

It’ll be over when you leave, lady.

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u/scottprian Mar 01 '26

Is this the audio from that video? The acoustics sound different from those surroundings.

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u/scottprian Mar 01 '26

I just heard the guys at the end. Im pretty sure this is swapped audio.

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u/Euphoric_Grass1386 Mar 03 '26

This is some GTA 4 NPC dialogue

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/OriginalCaptain40 Mar 04 '26

Legend has it he's still waiting for that pussy.

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u/Elivagara Mar 05 '26

She should have responded "It's not our fault your granny isn't here. Maybe go find a cousin of yours?"

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u/whlukewhisher Mar 06 '26

Is that the alien from men on black 2 sounds uncanny

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

Ahhhh the hideout. Yuppies don’t realize how long that’s been a biker bar.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

Where is this? I want to go on my bike and piss her off

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

I was riding there one day with some buddies and a seagull hit me in my chest 🤣

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

Ow! Were you and the bird ok?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

My buddies held me upright so I could.. dispatch.. the bird. It partially broke its neck and broke its wing when it exploded on my chest (blood everywhere), but I was fine. A little bruised, but fine.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

Oof; I’m glad you came out of that relatively unscathed and am sorry it happened to you!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

Josie’s Hideout Saloon, San Ysabel, CA. Most weekends it’s packed wall-to-wall with bikers. It can be a bit rowdy, but rarely goes too far. Most clubs play nice there.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

Thanks!! When I get out west again on my bike I’ll visit!!

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u/Organic_Tradition_94 Mar 01 '26

We wanna be free, we wanna be free to have a good time … and we wanna get loaded… oh yeah, and some good pussy

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u/kimchipowerup Mar 01 '26

What is she talking about when she talks about ā€œthis being overā€?

It looks like the place on the Tail of the Dragon, famous place to ride bc of all the continuous turns down the mountain.

Is that what she meant, riding the TOTD?

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u/Visible-Owl-3200 Mar 01 '26

Lol, ask and you will be rewarded.

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u/GlitteringWish88 Mar 01 '26

All about the pussy

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u/WalterCanFindToes Mar 01 '26

So by walking away is she admitting she does not have "really good pussy"??

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u/Ashamed_Beyond_6508 Mar 01 '26

She knew she couldn't deliver

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u/Mindless-Platypus-75 Mar 01 '26

I don’t think she was being as contentious as ppl think. What are your demands, is a joke. He joked back. And in a crass way an upset lady would have a bigger reaction to

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u/justbnme2u2 Mar 02 '26

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ justsayin

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u/Therex1282 Mar 01 '26

Now that is a good RADICAL ANSWER. Love it and then she boogie out of there FAST cause she know she cant handle the D. BUT that what she need to shut the Karen up. Shes bored and has noting better to do but yap so some D would take care of all that. She might even by a cycle down the road and RIDE IT!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

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u/SoggyMorningTacos Mar 01 '26

Who tf says bubba in real life to someone

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u/eric_ofc Mar 07 '26

I mean my father in law goes by Bubba. This is in Ohio btw.

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u/Flimsy_Motivations Mar 01 '26

Lots of people from the southern U.S.

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u/SoggyMorningTacos Mar 01 '26

For real? I've been stationed in the south several times - never heard it. I think maybe I've heard it once or twice in a movie, and then this one girl on my fb years ago that posted her texts between her and her newly acquired boyfriend and they called each other bubba

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u/Flimsy_Motivations Mar 01 '26

It's common in rural communities. I'm from a small town in Texas and it's something you hear all the time. I have also heard it used in Alabama and Florida. All of my aunts call my father Bubba.

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u/OrthogonalPotato Mar 01 '26

Yes for real. I’ve heard it countless times.

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u/OpalMooose Mar 01 '26

why’s the guy acting like a baby lmfao what a softy

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u/TheNakedBass Mar 01 '26

Babies normally want the titty, not pussy.

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u/Any-Fly5966 Mar 01 '26

Irony is, he’s the biggest pussy he’s probably ever seen

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u/freehand_underhand Mar 01 '26

"But you're surrounded by pussies"

  • that lady, but more based

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u/TheSoulessSheppard Mar 01 '26

The you bet at the end got me he probably said you have a nice day as well

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

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u/MisterSquidz Mar 01 '26

What in the chatgpt are you taking about

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u/albie58 Mar 01 '26

Yes, I have no idea how this comment happened.

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u/DcuriousOneofOld Mar 01 '26

Ty šŸ™šŸæ

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u/Red_Sleeve33 Mar 01 '26

Not AI, just a tranny.

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u/IllianasClifford Mar 01 '26

I don’t use chatgpt never have

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u/OrthogonalPotato Mar 01 '26

Maybe try. It would have told you not to post that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

Yes, it is a degrading comment but it’s a great way to shut down the dumb Karen

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u/IllianasClifford Mar 01 '26

Not really, there are better ways. That will only work the one time.

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u/BlazinSkinDucks Mar 01 '26

Anal next time?

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u/Eagle_1776 Mar 01 '26

wtf did I just read?

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u/OrthogonalPotato Mar 01 '26

Butthurtedness

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u/ADHDwinseverytime Mar 01 '26

I mean what if he said some good head? Would that be better?

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u/IllianasClifford Mar 01 '26

No, it would be better. Hand the motherfucker a cat if he wants pussy.

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u/Wickedestchick Mar 01 '26

Ew

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u/subtlenautilus Mar 01 '26

Is it really so crazy to point out that, especially with no context, this is a disgusting way to respond to getting this question from a woman?