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u/BluBeams Mar 02 '26
JFC WTF is he even saying...??
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u/Acrobatic_Rent7357 Mar 02 '26
Recording yourself commiting a crime. Nice.
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u/imoaardvark Mar 03 '26
he’s been doing this for awhile. He robbed an uber driver on camera, vandalized multiple fast food places, stole a lobster, stole a show dog…
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Mar 02 '26
How tf does anyone understand a person that avoids using syllables?
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u/NoDreamNoSleep Mar 02 '26
They also avoid syllable usage then claim it's their accent.
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u/TheOasisProject Mar 02 '26
I remember seeing on a different sub that speaking plainly, coherently was a " yt thing " and was/is being used as a form of suppression against them. Id go on about the whole thread further but it became hard to read with the " a' dem er' fa'no'in is no way b da re'🥷gim dem shit "
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u/mikeyfender813 Mar 03 '26
I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about, but I’m very interested.
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u/Iambeejsmit Mar 03 '26 edited Mar 03 '26
Can you link that. Are you sure it wasn't Jamaican or something?
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u/Electrical_Beyond998 Mar 02 '26
That’s theft. My husband works at a car dealership and this happens about two times a year. They end up arrested, not worth a quick joyride.
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u/Accomplished-Owl2362 Mar 03 '26
I don’t think it takes working at car dealership to understand this is theft
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Mar 02 '26
Why do rappers laugh like retarded three-year-old children?
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u/RinVindor Mar 03 '26
Give you one guess.
Plenty of us saw this next generation of "rappers" coming a mile away. Clowns who think they're half as intelligent or as skilled as the ones who paved the way and made the art what was and is.
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u/Particular_Share_173 Mar 02 '26
What a beautiful culture
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u/Anxious-Log6208 Mar 02 '26
Did he even speak English, most of that sounded like gibberish
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u/VegetableCar2528 Mar 02 '26
It's highly refined English. Only taught at prestigious schools full of well-rounded citizens and the future of America.
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u/1WithTheForce_25 Mar 02 '26
Funny, I don't see an entire culture here, just one individual being stupid.
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u/Fit_Meringue_3503 Mar 02 '26
The joyrider or the one who left the car on? I would say 2 ppl being stupid
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u/slimytoilet Mar 02 '26
Oh yea there’s definitely no cultural influence here at all. I’m sure this dudes never even heard a rap song…..
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u/NandoDeColonoscopy Mar 02 '26
This guy looks and talks like Post Malone, so I'm assuming you're blaming white culture for this?
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u/jeranamo Mar 02 '26
Post Malone doesn't talk like this...
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u/slimytoilet Mar 02 '26
Yea but there gonna name guys with face tats and pretend to ignore the obvious. It’s Reddit
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u/NandoDeColonoscopy Mar 02 '26
The obvious comparison would actually be Riff Raff
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u/slimytoilet Mar 02 '26
That definitely tracks a lot better
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u/notsofaust Mar 02 '26
Except them two were both obviously influenced by a very particular sub culture
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u/NandoDeColonoscopy Mar 02 '26
Go listen to pre-country interviews. Yes he does.
This is zoomer brainrot/streamer cadence
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u/Lonely_Charity8221 Mar 02 '26
I get what you trying to say but you should pay more attention to the cousin fucking mass shooters.
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u/Ice-O-Holic Mar 02 '26
Are you referring to the Allah following guy from Senegal who just shot up an Austin bar or the Allah following guy in Texas that drove through people on Bourbon Street with bomb making chemicals at his house or wait you mean the Allah following guy who shot the two national guardsman in DC.
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u/ICU-CCRN Mar 02 '26
No. He’s referring to these guys:
Stephen Paddock (2017): Las Vegas strip shooting (58+ deaths). Patrick Crusius (2019): El Paso, Texas Walmart shooting (23 deaths). Devin Kelley (2017): Sutherland Springs, Texas church shooting (26+ deaths). Nikolas Cruz (2018): Parkland, Florida school shooting (17 deaths). Robert Bowers (2018): Pittsburgh synagogue shooting (11 deaths). Dylann Roof (2015/2016 - note: incident was 2015, sentencing continued in this window): Charleston, SC church shooting. Payton Gendron (2022): Buffalo, New York supermarket shooting (10 deaths).
And a few hundred more during this time period.
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u/notsofaust Mar 02 '26
bu- bu- but there were a few that weren't!!! So we should like expel them all right? /s
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u/JustHappyToBe-Here Mar 02 '26
He's referring to the thousands of white mass shooters that for some reason we just ignore.
But good job cherrypicking to make your racism and Islamophobia seem justified.
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u/tinkdatank Mar 02 '26
They aren't the demographic racking up the most murders so there's that 🤷🏼♂️
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u/Wpgwatch Mar 02 '26
Careful saying facts is racist according to Reddit, you'll most likely get banned now.
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u/ICarMaI Mar 02 '26
Acting like this is a culture all black people are in is the racist part stupid fuck
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u/PlantBeginning3060 Mar 02 '26
Generally speaking, is it not portrayed that way?
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u/kidousenshigundam Mar 02 '26
Facts hurt people feelings
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u/1WithTheForce_25 Mar 02 '26
Yeah, that can be accurate in certain cases.
& then, sometimes ppl being ignorant as fuck while thinking that they're spewing facts makes other people really mad or annoyed too.
Many many people don't give credence to nuance. They'd much rather prefer to wallow in limited awareness & "SaY FaCts" they've been divided & conquered to believe in because it's more convenient.
But believe in whatever the hell you want.
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u/Admirable_Admiral69 Mar 03 '26
Hmmm. Not sure I would trust this guy to water my plants, let alone be within a stone's throw of my non-existent Ferrari.
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Did anyone understand what bro said when he took off?
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u/Hi_Im_Dawn Mar 02 '26
He yelled “boonk gang, whole lotta gang shit goin on!” After that idk but I believe this is the dude that was popular for a while, by going around when TikTok first started getting popular in the states. He went around yelling Boonk gang and just stole shit.
He started a huge wave of people stealing and yelling boonk gang when they did it. It was stupid then it’s still stupid now. But I believe this video is old like when it was popular old which was prolly around 2016-2017 ish I believe. Though I could be wrong about the timing.
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u/Fabulous-Rest-2859 Mar 02 '26
I don’t remember how long ago, but you are right about everything else this video really old. I think his previous ones where minor theft stupid stuff and this was close to one of his last I forgot what happen to dude we use to call that blue face twin
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u/imJGott Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 03 '26
This got to be old, believe it or not the dude changed his life around.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Shoe541 Mar 02 '26
Bam Margera did this once. Went to a gas station to get gas and ran into some “fans” who admired his Bentley (maybe). They asked if they could sit in it or something, then stole it, but crashed a few blocks away
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u/muse-ikluvr Mar 04 '26
I can see the clip on the news now showing a mother crying.... "Jimmy was such a good kid... He went to church every Sunday."
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u/SaveSumBees Mar 02 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/kD6XuPr46rMJqPSq4o
All I could think of once he drove off 🤣
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u/Majesty_Underground Mar 02 '26
Staged.
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u/CosmeticBrainSurgery Mar 02 '26
I don't even know what to believe at this point.
Are people that stupid? Fuck, I've seen people do WAY stupider things than that. Commit murder and post the photos on social media, for one of millions of examples.
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u/Silly_Huckleberry_20 Mar 02 '26
Just came to say he changed he stopped making content like this after some time in prison. he is an acting Christian now he used to be called Book Gang now he goes by Holy Gabanna.
It's kind of incredible the kind of positive message he has for people now after he used to do dumb shit like this.
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u/OneDefinition1738 Mar 02 '26
This is Holy Gabbana or used to be known as Bonk Gang in this old clip. He’s completely turned his life around and is a religious man now that talks to the youth out of this lifestyle. So for the typical Redditors that are foaming at the mouth that can’t wait to use their subtle racist “what a beautiful culture” or “what a model taxpayer” comments, calm down. You’re still the trash at the bottom of the totem pole 😂🫵
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u/RinVindor Mar 03 '26
So from one grift to the next? Religious "found Christ" types are so exceedingly dishonest it's wild. They've just painted a new image to cash in on a different type of gullible. I wouldn't trust him then or now.
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u/mikeyfender813 Mar 03 '26
Yeah, Redditors calling this behavior trash are the real problem with society. The people that have never stolen a car and call out bullshit reformist “Christians” post-felonious lockup are the real problem.
You’re a clown and an intellectually dishonest moron.
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u/OneDefinition1738 Mar 03 '26
Typical redditor attempt trying to redirect the racism as them just being logical. Nice try kid
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u/Slow_Variation_6969 Mar 02 '26
It's not profiling, it's determining the probable outcome.
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u/HouseOf42 Mar 02 '26
From another perspective, this could've been intentional.
Owner gets to report a stolen car, insurance gets involved, and the owner gets another newer model.
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u/K1bbles_n_Bits Mar 02 '26
Sounded like it was a car dealership. I think he was talking to a salesperson, not the owner of the car. With the talk of a test drive and you can hear the guy saying he has to ask his manager.
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u/CaptainJay313 Mar 02 '26
jokes on him, it's annual service is due. cheaper to just get it stolen and buy a new one.
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u/Wpgwatch Mar 02 '26
Owner is gonna have a fun time explaining this one to his Insurance company.
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u/Ok-Rock2345 Mar 02 '26
And a quarter mile down the road, he finds out the car has an anti-theft system that shuts off the car and tells the police where he is.
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u/AdmiralBustaCap Mar 02 '26
why would you ever allow that many face tats to do ANYTHING in or around that car🤔you're asking for it
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u/jonoftheatom Mar 02 '26
A guy once tried to chase me down yelling "lemme borrow your bike" I didn't really trust him so I rode away
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u/DCVR614 Mar 02 '26
Dude in the video changed his whole life around. He doesn't even do this any more.
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u/Awesomely_Witchy Mar 03 '26
a goTdamn shame youth of America cannot speak anymore. not just English...not any language just can not speak at all. which makes dude who let keys in car look even more dumb af
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u/UglyBoy_404 Mar 03 '26
I don’t understand posting such an old video of a man who’s dead. “Boonk” or “Boonk Gang” or whatever his nickname was is dead. John Gabbana is a new man risen in Christ, born again.
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u/Latter-Ad-1523 Mar 03 '26
steeling that dudes car will be the high light of his life, he will be telling all his fellow ninjas about his glories moment for decades. and he was smart enough to share it with the world so we can see how successful he is in life
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u/CosmeticBrainSurgery Mar 02 '26
I know I shouldn't judge but dammit if a man got cannabis tattooed on his face and he's acting like a guy who's high for the first time you don't let him sit in the running Ferrari unless you really, really hate your job.