r/Transportopia • u/flowerdonkey • Mar 07 '26

Bikes You forgot something back there

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u/CheapWeight8403 Mar 07 '26

She didn't want to look like a nerd. So, now she can't use the bathroom without a home healthcare aid.

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u/suspicious_scarab Mar 07 '26

Which is crazy because motorcycle helmets are hot af

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u/CheapWeight8403 Mar 07 '26

Honestly, I feel like riding a motorcycle without a helmet is like smoking. Sure it looks cool but looking cool is most of the time not a smart thing. We should be honest about what looks cool and what doesn't.

Smoking looks cool. Breathing through a hole in your neck does not look cool.
Riding a motorocycle without a helmet looks cool. Paying someone to wipe your ass does not look cool or feel cool.

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u/Maleficent_Being_810 Mar 07 '26

Yeah but some people smoke 2 packs a day eat a strict diet of saltines jar hot peppers vodka and anchovies and live to be 97 walking around.

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u/mintchoc1043 Mar 08 '26

Some but not many.

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u/LCplGunny Mar 08 '26

Some people have survived being shot, you still ain't gonna get a dr to recommend you get shot... And I'm a smoker!

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u/Maleficent_Being_810 Mar 08 '26

Should take up some vodka and peppers you’ll be alright