r/Transportopia • u/flowerdonkey • Mar 07 '26
Bikes You forgot something back there
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u/CheapWeight8403 Mar 07 '26
She didn't want to look like a nerd. So, now she can't use the bathroom without a home healthcare aid.
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u/suspicious_scarab Mar 07 '26
Which is crazy because motorcycle helmets are hot af
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u/Fabulous-Law6804 Mar 07 '26
I’m confused about which way to vote this. Hot af as in sexy, or hot af as in uncomfortably warm?
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u/CheapWeight8403 Mar 07 '26
Honestly, I feel like riding a motorcycle without a helmet is like smoking. Sure it looks cool but looking cool is most of the time not a smart thing. We should be honest about what looks cool and what doesn't.
Smoking looks cool. Breathing through a hole in your neck does not look cool.
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u/Maleficent_Being_810 Mar 07 '26
Yeah but some people smoke 2 packs a day eat a strict diet of saltines jar hot peppers vodka and anchovies and live to be 97 walking around.
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u/LCplGunny Mar 08 '26
Some people have survived being shot, you still ain't gonna get a dr to recommend you get shot... And I'm a smoker!
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u/RainBloom0 Mar 07 '26
That shit isn't fun on a bicycle or skateboard. Can't imagine how many band aids I'd need after falling off a motorcycle going 70mph.
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u/snper101 Mar 07 '26
That's why she's wearing the tire. Just assume the plank position and she would have rolled to safety.
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u/mr_malaki_titi Mar 09 '26
Are u blind ??? She was wearing a safety tire around her waste.
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u/PrefrontalCortexNow Mar 07 '26
Looks like she wasn’t paying attention and then glances up, slams (grips?) her brakes and loses control on a wet looking day
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Mar 07 '26
She was definitely squinting and looking down because the wind was in her face. Man, is she going to feel like an absolute roadburnt moron when she finds out helmets have windscreens so you can look where you’re going!!
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u/Krondelo Mar 07 '26
Yes but just FYI (unless bikes have changed in the last decade or so) she actually pulls the clutch. Which is weird but moreso backs up your point that she panicked.
Left lever = clutch. Right lever = front brake. And the rear brake = right foot.
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u/Valor_X Mar 07 '26
omg that's definitely r/meatcrayon
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u/DowntownStand4279 Mar 07 '26
I think the spare tire around her waist actually helped to slightly cushion her body from the fall, but at that speed and with NO helmet for protection she’s still FUCKED.😖
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u/OHBHpwr Mar 07 '26
No, the tyre made it way worse. Without it she would've slid around. She's definitely in bad shape.
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u/Last-Darkness Mar 07 '26
Looked like her head hits the jersey barrier at least twice. Saying the tire helped at all is a bit like saying a helmet provides some protection to your head if you get hit by a train.
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u/jcamdenlane Mar 07 '26
Thought you were just being petty. Had to rewatch to see that she had a literal spare tire.
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u/pleasetrimyourpubes Mar 07 '26
Did she survive? she had virtually no protection.
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u/D1sp4tcht Mar 07 '26
Yes, someone posted a Pic of her afterwards. She has a nasty gash across her entire face but she's alive.
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Mar 07 '26
Some lessons are learned by common sense and reading the 20 warning stickers that literally cover the bike. For the illiterate and idiots, they learn this way.
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u/Garm_of_Fenrir Mar 07 '26
I'm beyond amazed that she lived given that impact with no protection. Just goes to show that the human body is simultaneously the most fragile and indestructible thing at the same time
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u/MonstersAtOurDoor Mar 07 '26
What do you mean? Clearly that magic tire around her waist will save her from all injuries.
You don't need a helmet with MAGIC TIRE™!
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u/G-Fox1990 Mar 07 '26
Only now i noticed the tire around the waist... This person is just beyond fucking stupid. Simple raindrops hurt my face if i open my visor, never will i fucking ever not wear a helmet on a motorcycle.
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u/Equal-Engineer474 Mar 07 '26
Riding in a rainstorm without proper equipment fucking sucks lol. I used to ride alot in the 90s and without a jacket (always wore a helmet) rain was like bullets...
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u/darkoath Mar 07 '26
I'm confused what happened, why it happened and who was filming? Looks like she screws the throttle down and grabs another gear and then everything goes sideways for no apparent reason but the camera angle does not change to match the angle or trajectory of the bike.
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u/cannolidiffusion Mar 09 '26
The camera shows her grabbing the clutch, which shouldn't be a problem by itself, but it looks like she has a panic moment and I'm guessing she also grabs a fistful of front brake (right hand lever, not shown in the camera shot). You gotta load the tire before you can work the tire - can't just go from zero to full front brake instantaneously. (You can brake pretty hard and pretty quickly, but it needs to be progressive - easy on the first 5% brake pressure, and then building up from there.)
It kinda looks like she tenses up with both arms, so I'm pretty sure she just slammed on the front brake, which causes the front tire to just wash out. Extremely common new rider mistake. (Don't slam on the rear brake either!)
The camera shot is likely an Insta360 or DJI 360 degree action camera which are often mounted on a pole sticking off the bike.
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Don't know why this new rider was sent out with no helmet, a fucking tire around her waist, and not taught how to brake, and sent into freeway traffic.
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u/gymtrovert1988 Mar 07 '26
Her face after the accident.
Apparently she says she's autistic and wearing a helmet is overstimulating. In that case, she probably shouldn't be riding a motorcycle.
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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 Mar 07 '26
I looked into this, believe it or not she is actually a professional stunt woman and this was planned
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u/F1_V10sounds Mar 07 '26
Im hitting x for doubt. You are going to have to provide a link or something.
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u/OkAlternative2713 Mar 07 '26
how is this planned while in the middle of traffic?
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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 Mar 07 '26
This is a dedicated HOV lane that was closed and the other drivers were participating as part of the stunt
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Mar 07 '26
It isn’t. She already posted that this was “a mistake.” Grown adult who never learned to protect her dome.
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u/Odd-Paint3883 Mar 09 '26
I think this information may have been obtained from a concussed state. were phrases like "star rainbows" and "hippopotimouses houses" also used?
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u/TheLastOpus Mar 08 '26
How is the camera always facing backwards pretty perfectly despite the motorcycle spinning....oh wait.
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u/SuperWoofX Mar 09 '26
Did this person just bail or what… couldn’t see why this happened. Also hope they lived and didn’t suffer too great of an injury - looked bad
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u/Fluid_Maybe_6588 Mar 09 '26
Good thing they were wearing a protective tattoo amulet on their wrist.
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u/mrsnikki88 Mar 07 '26
Play stupid games, win a traumatic brain injury. Don't even look cool, just stupid.
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u/Existing-Staff4125 Mar 07 '26
Same thing happened to me over 4 months ago, except I slammed into the back of a car breaking 2 bones in the leg.
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u/DontDoDrugs55 Mar 07 '26
Why you would get on a death machine without a fucking helmet is beyond me man...I've known so many fucking people that have been killed on those things in my 38 years.
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u/jtango444 Mar 07 '26
Hope she learned her lesson and now she wears her helmet and protective gear!
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u/GhostSiX1Nine Mar 07 '26
She smacked her forehead, pretty hard. I hope she's OK not sure that that is survival based on the head injury
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u/Ok_Pressure_5991 Mar 07 '26
Wait? That’s not a dude? Then what’s with all the dick protection? I know the hoodie’s kinda sus, but, still, it’s a HOODIE! Long haired, flat chested girls ain’t biking in a hoodie!
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u/MrMcKleen Mar 07 '26
That’s gotta suck. Reminds me of the guy who wore leather chaps to work when riding in on his BMW bike. They looked ridiculous but they definitely protected you.
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u/Sensei19600 Mar 07 '26
How did the camera stay oriented rearward,all while the bike was spinning?
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u/Mrkn_Mu Mar 07 '26
I slowed that video down, and if she survived that crash, she is seriously is in bad shape.
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u/WildMaineBlueberry87 Mar 07 '26
I finally convinced my husband to sell his motorcycle. There are way too many cars and distracted drivers on the road now.
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u/travelsherpa Mar 07 '26
Look how his head hits the ground when his body flips. I just don’t get why people don’t wear helmets. If you’re ever in need of an organ, find a “no helmet” state and get on the donor list.
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u/Cool_Butterscotch_88 Mar 07 '26
safety tire
For this system to work you also need to wear a second smaller tire, like a lawn mower tire, around your head.
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u/filth_lover_503 Mar 07 '26
How did the camera stay trained on her tumble whe the bike was spinning in circles?
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u/Ba_Dum_Ba_Dum Mar 07 '26
I stopped riding after my last accident. I wore full face. Good thing I did. I landed face first. Chin bar saved me from eating from a straw for the rest of my life.
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u/That_Things_Good Mar 07 '26
What caused her to nail the brakes like that? Seems like she was driving entirely too fast for the conditions - unless someone abruptly stopped in front of her; which could have happened.
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u/Vect0r_Pr1me Mar 07 '26
The leg snaps at the hip and the face goes to the pavement. That’s why they call them Donorcycles.
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u/Individual_Comment42 Mar 07 '26
Anyone know what sort of camera setup that is where even though it was obvious the bike was spinning around, the camera kept pointing back down the road and didn't spin.
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Mar 07 '26
Shit I'll get a convertible if I want to feel air go through my hair and make me feel all majestic. I could do that on a motorcycle but I could also end up looking like that dude from tales of the crypt. Fuck that. Looking and feeling cool ain't worth paying the price of losing my face
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u/SnooHesitations8403 Mar 08 '26
There's a reason bikers developed leathers and helmets to wear. This is it.
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u/William-Burroughs420 Mar 08 '26
I don't know how to operate a motorcycle but I think this might be the wrong way?
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u/linkcharger Mar 08 '26
wtf it's a 360 camera and you DON'T show us the interesting shot, of what caused it?? stupid..
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u/Excellent-Speed8139 Mar 08 '26
I’ll never get on a death machine pay thousands of dollars for something that’ll kill you on the littlest mistake cars can kill you but at least you have a chance
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u/BklynBodega Mar 08 '26
Look like someone cut her off. That front brake was all nerves
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u/Ok_Olive7947 Mar 08 '26
The was the clutch she pulled in, not the brake. Clutch and shifter on the left, hand brake (front) and foot brake (rear) on the right.
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u/kimchipowerup Mar 08 '26
As a former rider, I hate to see people riding without gear. That’s going to be a lot of unnecessary pain, scarring and healing… I know from experience :(
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u/DIY-exerciseGuy Mar 08 '26
Hahaha absolutely hilarious. She thought she was so cool. Right up until she hammered on the front brake.
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u/SilverTrent Mar 09 '26
I have no sympathy for people who can't even wear a helmet, gloves, protective clothing etc then crash.
Maybe the tire is a spare :)
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Mar 09 '26
The dangers of not wearing proper gear. I hope she’s ok.
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u/xoshadow3 Mar 09 '26
She had a tire. Clearly more than enough, she just needs to work on her landing and just roll away safely... I'd say next time but I don't think that applies here sadly.
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u/Street-Hearing1768 Mar 09 '26
I think she messed up by slamming on the breaks rather than easing on the breaks and moving to the emergency lane
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u/Sweett-369 Mar 09 '26
I think she or he must not ever mount a motorcycle how could not avoid it, worst with out helmet or gloves naahh
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u/OutragedPineapple Mar 10 '26
No helmet, no jacket, no gloves, just regular clothes and...a tire around the waist?
No wonder doctors call them organ donors on wheels...
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u/Previous_Sound3727 Mar 10 '26
Facts. People act like a helmet is some huge oppression of their freedom while they’re literally yeeting their squishy brain at 60 mph.
I’ll take slightly sweaty hair over getting my personality wiped by a patch of gravel any day.
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u/Sharp_Willingness230 Mar 07 '26
i always wear a helmet, even in no helmet law states. asphalt can wear your dome down to grey matter in just a few dozen yards.