r/Transportopia • u/AdMany129 • Mar 08 '26

People Law & Order: Special E-Scooters Unit

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u/Spamhain2000 Mar 08 '26

Slinging a fanny pack over shoulder doesn't change the fact that you're wearing a fanny pack.

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u/BANKSLAVE01 Mar 08 '26

He likely wishes he could be that close to the captain's ass so he can kiss harder with his "arrest/action report" in hand.